Nerding Day: Drunken Street Fighter
Added 2021-10-28 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to start an island where you could gamble against monkeys if all parties consented. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its archives have been deleted, some of them have been corrupted, and some just suck. You decide which one this is. It’s…
Back in the long, long ago Cracked gave its columnists so much leeway they let me run sprite comics on the site so long as the dozens upon dozens of hours it took me to do them did not interfere with the 60+ hour work weeks I was already putting in. They did though -- they did interfere! Haha I did them anyway! It’s obviously one of the reasons my body is so hilariously destroyed. Was it worth it? No. Of course not. Would I do it again if you gave me the chance? Absolutely not. But do I regret it? Yes, completely. I forget what we were talking about. Here’s a fun comic!
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Comments
The real tragedy is that the bear doesn't like Zangief when he's drunk. The bear deserves better than this.
petertron
2021-11-25 13:37:48 +0000 UTCHonestly all my brain saw at first was Rocky Road to Dublin Hamster Fuck Dance and thought whoa that's some ice cream I'd get down with.
LyraV
2021-10-29 06:48:00 +0000 UTC...and now I can't get the image of Jackie Chan Flash Kicking Chris Tucker out of my head. Thank you.
Jeff Orasky
2021-10-29 03:27:13 +0000 UTCI saved that final Zangief pic years ago, when this article first ran. I kept it, cherished it, and laughed each time I saw it. Eventually, I forgot where it came from. So today…today was like finding an heirloom. A hairy, hooch-soaked heirloom.
FancyShark
2021-10-29 01:41:57 +0000 UTCMan, Zangief is the one Street Fighter 2 character I could never learn to play properly, but always would have liked to. There's something in a man who fights bears with pro wrestling as a hobby that sparks joy in my heart.
Flippant Sausage
2021-10-29 01:23:04 +0000 UTCThere's worse things than Pat Benatar to have stuck in your head. I spent about three hours with my brain alternating between Hamster Dance and Rocky Road to Dublin today, then it became Rocky Road to Dublin but also Hamster Dance. Fuck, there it goes again.
Flippant Sausage
2021-10-29 01:20:07 +0000 UTCI will maintain to anyone who will listen that the Street Fighter movie is attempting to be an action comedy, like Rush Hour. And succeeding like a motherfucker.
Flippant Sausage
2021-10-29 01:11:16 +0000 UTCBeen playing Slightly High Mortal Kombat with my wife (short-term painkillers for a bad back come with some fun bonus features) which means this article is strangely timely (admittedly it’s not the same concept. Raiden isn’t fucked up on pills, but I live in Salisbury, where getting high and into a fistfight in front of the backdrop of Stonehenge is our town sport…). Anyhoo, thanks for the comedy as always. Hotdoggery is, without a doubt, the perfect drug 💊 💊 💊 💊 💊 🎮 📺 #gostonerhenge
Christopher Horne
2021-10-28 16:30:15 +0000 UTCOverdrawn at the Memory Bank is an absolute classic.
Chris “Ace” Hendrix
2021-10-28 15:56:19 +0000 UTCCan we have a new perk if the Patreon reaches $10,000 a month where Seanbaby kicks Jeff in the dick for disrespecting the Street Fighter movie?
Matt Edwards
2021-10-28 15:26:06 +0000 UTCRaul Julia improves anything he is a part of. He even did his best with Overdrawn At The Memory Bank. But he is one man and can only do so much...
Jeff Orasky
2021-10-28 14:05:14 +0000 UTCKen is that guy who quit drinking so he can act like he's better than everyone else.
DeltaFoxtrot
2021-10-28 13:56:03 +0000 UTCWhich one? Cause I will E Honda you if you say Raul Julia's M Bison was anything less than perfect
DeltaFoxtrot
2021-10-28 13:54:49 +0000 UTCKen doesn't get drunk. He just ACTS drunk so he can slip a roofie into Cammy's drink.
Bill D
2021-10-28 13:38:22 +0000 UTCKen turning out to be the reasonable one is embarrassing for all parties.
Brendan McGinley
2021-10-28 13:33:03 +0000 UTCNow I'll have 'Love is a battlefield' stuck in my head all day. Worth it.
LyraV
2021-10-28 13:06:15 +0000 UTCthis to me is a heartbraking outcome here we see that Daniel LaRusso never fully recovered i dont think im alone here in that a early and empactful early experience with true loss was of course Where the red fern Grows and then when Ali went off with that football player perhaps we can honor this fallen karatë warrior: if you'll sing with me silently in your place of work or worship: "I am a man/who will fight for your honor/I'll be the hero..." etc.
sissyneck
2021-10-28 12:53:31 +0000 UTCEven after all these years, still 800% better than the Street Fighter movie.
Jeff Orasky
2021-10-28 12:50:37 +0000 UTCwow its like im back on 2006 internet again
SoylentRobot
2021-10-28 12:07:13 +0000 UTC
