Golden Age Comics: Lash Larue π
Added 2021-08-13 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
In 1949, Hollywood star Lash Larue, King of the Bullwhip, got his own comic book. And for twelve years, he and his whip tamed the frontier! Do you think you would have had what it takes to do that? Now you can find out! I selected over 700 hair-raising, cliff-hanging moments from some of Lash's greatest adventures. See if you would have handled things the same way!
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Comments
you bet it is
sissyneck
2021-08-26 21:49:19 +0000 UTCThis is far better than the actual Lash LaRue movies I've seen.
petertron
2021-08-20 02:01:37 +0000 UTC'Welcome to Kyle's non-conks! WHERE WE LIE!' had me in actual tears. Amazing work as always.
Axx
2021-08-15 11:40:43 +0000 UTCGranted I wet myself more often than the average adult (will admit to), but I'm not usually laughing when it happens.
Bonnybedlam
2021-08-15 02:56:00 +0000 UTCI guessed bullwhip!
Homertron
2021-08-14 20:07:21 +0000 UTCPoxco also sells a fine range of helmets and other headgear. Perhaps Lash should have looked through the catalog beyond the bullwhip section.
WebWombat
2021-08-14 16:02:09 +0000 UTCHahaha holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in a while
Sebben
2021-08-14 08:19:16 +0000 UTCThis seems slightly more unstuck in time than most of your communiques. Do you have any wisdom from the future/questions from the past? (Edit: The present is August 2021)
Azeraphel
2021-08-14 05:08:09 +0000 UTCI think I passed the testβ¦ I mean, I answered straight bullwhips until I lost consciousnesses. The only clue as to what went down is the gaping hole in my scalp so, am I? Am I? Are we all? Are we all Lash now?!? A fine got youβve messened me inglorp! Five Plurge Gobo out of breath mints!@π
Christopher Horne
2021-08-14 05:06:49 +0000 UTCThump-Whip-Conk
Chris βAceβ Hendrix
2021-08-14 00:46:35 +0000 UTCDear sweet Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket with hot sauce! I think all these assailants weren't so much just trying to kill Mr. Larue, they were just trying to mercifully put him down!
Mister Sinistar
2021-08-14 00:43:32 +0000 UTCJesus Christ, this is the funniest shit I've read in months.
Pablo Rodriguez
2021-08-13 21:41:25 +0000 UTCRock-paper-scissors sure used to be different in the Old West.
Flippant Sausage
2021-08-13 19:20:06 +0000 UTCWhat happens when Thump Wellington meets Lash Larue?
Jeff Orasky
2021-08-13 18:55:54 +0000 UTCSlammity-thwap WHIPCONK! All these manly cowboys are only doing like a d4 of damage per conk. LaRue must have an incredible Con score!
Chris βAceβ Hendrix
2021-08-13 17:49:03 +0000 UTCI was expecting at least one joke about the homoerotic subtext of this square jawed, whip-using cowboy getting tied up and thrown around---but I guess that we are past that by this point, even if I, as a 180% heterosexual man, can basically smell the sweat on that bandanna as Last Larue rides across the desert, the muscles on his arm bulging as he tightly holds his whip...
Matthew Harris
2021-08-13 17:03:13 +0000 UTCI imagine Lash's hat size changed wildly over time.
Joshua Graves
2021-08-13 15:42:06 +0000 UTCI lost it at βWelcome to Kyleβs Non-conks. WHERE WE LIE!β
FancyShark
2021-08-13 15:11:17 +0000 UTCA callback to the ghost character(idiot) of earlier this week in first, skull-centric conk, a Torgo reference, LaRue's ongoing conk-induced dementia; what a wonderful entry!
Kevin Hanlon
2021-08-13 15:07:26 +0000 UTCGoing through the panels quickly once the conk-weakness of Lash was established, led to much out-loud laughter. I am motivated to create a flip book.
Kevin Hanlon
2021-08-13 15:00:25 +0000 UTCWe can put the internet in read only mode now. No need to change it.
Captain Steve
2021-08-13 14:59:59 +0000 UTCThe chaos and lawlessness of the Old West contributed to serious misunderstandings regarding basic gun use.
Kevin Hanlon
2021-08-13 14:52:41 +0000 UTCI lost it for good at "who am I? A FRIEND."
Brendan McGinley
2021-08-13 14:35:11 +0000 UTCJesus, Sean--so much brain trauma, I don't see how you don't have a double concussion just from assembling this. Smash Magoo's cerebellum is either pudding or concrete, I'm not sure which is worse.
Dean Costello
2021-08-13 13:39:40 +0000 UTCi knew a larue except it was my granma's sister she didn't use whips they had a mink farm which it smelled very bad but was supposably real profitable except I heard covid hit the mink barons preeeetty hard
sissyneck
2021-08-13 13:13:38 +0000 UTCThe only thing I know about Lash Larue are the Rifftrax with him in it. He was a comic book character this whole time?
Talking Alpaca
2021-08-13 13:09:08 +0000 UTC
