Punching Day: The Fight for Your Life Karate Kwiz š
Added 2021-04-27 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
Fight For Your Life is a 1982 self defense book written and demonstrated by Dr. Ted Gambordella, 5th dan Christian martial artist and author of THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES. It's specifically designed for a business man or woman looking to kill a strip mall with their feet, and using the graphic design sensibilities of 1982 martial arts literature, I've adapted it into an interactive activity quiz book! Are you ready to test your street survival skills? Are you ready for...
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Comments
I love that the ancient art of karate is always translated by its maniac practitioners from "careful centuries-old precise techniques" to "gouge out their eyes with your thumbnails and then kick their dick in to oblivion". Y'know, karate!
petertron
2021-04-30 20:48:02 +0000 UTCTrying thrsr trchniques on a woman will give results best described as "generally pubic mound"
Yeyo
2021-04-28 15:21:51 +0000 UTCI want the meatloaf bumper stickers...Poxco merch store???
Patrick Herbst
2021-04-28 00:44:24 +0000 UTCI lived in a really rural area in the early 80s and when a family moved up from LA they thought our styles were hilarious because we were 2 years behind them. So that could be a factor too - culture didn't travel as fast back then as it does now.
Melissa Albarella
2021-04-27 21:59:15 +0000 UTCAll these anti-Meat Loaf jokes aren't funny with Jim Steinman barely cold in his grave
Daphne Lawless
2021-04-27 20:43:37 +0000 UTC"Anything less than 25 inches is a sin."- Joe Mormonism, founder of Mormonism, 1765 on the correct distance to hold a dance partner.
Flippant Sausage
2021-04-27 19:42:47 +0000 UTCI do love me a karate book article. I shall now move around my house fantasizing about the day I destroy the 8th Street Jets with my devastating martial arts and making karate noises with my mouth, as is customary.
Flippant Sausage
2021-04-27 19:40:17 +0000 UTCBased on some of the other karate books if you are attacked by a woman, you are fighting the ultimate karate warrior, and you have no choice but to die while just frustratedly smash your feet and hands into her mons pubis like it took your wallet.
Flippant Sausage
2021-04-27 19:38:20 +0000 UTCShiny AND protective! Practical around the house!
Flippant Sausage
2021-04-27 19:35:04 +0000 UTCStop asking stupid questions! We're all reading this quiz to learn how to defend ourselves from real-world threats, not imaginary fantasy creatures!
The Parallel Viewmaster
2021-04-27 18:55:03 +0000 UTCThat is a great question, and I was thinking the same thing. It looked very 70s to me. Two things: 1. When we look at fashions from 1982 now, we mostly are looking at movies and television, and maybe old magazines. They would have shown "new" fashions, what a costume designer on a TV show would use for people who were probably affluent/glamorous. What people were wearing on Dallas or Three's Company was probably not what people were wearing in strip-mall parking lots. 2. I think in general that we tend to slide years around. A lot of what people remember about "the 80s" comes from late in the decade, and up until 1984, the 80s were still the 70s--- lots of macrame and mustaches and REO Speedwagon 8 tracks. Also, I am supposed to be starting my day, but instead I have 10 tabs open of google image searches for "Three's Company fashions" because I read a comedy article about karate. I think 1900HOTDOG is doing its job perfectly.
Matthew Harris
2021-04-27 18:13:27 +0000 UTCAre you sure this book was published in 1982? The clothes the protrayors have seem to be from five years earlier.
Bill Culbertson
2021-04-27 17:49:13 +0000 UTCGoddamn my dick hurts just reading this.
Chris āAceā Hendrix
2021-04-27 16:26:50 +0000 UTCThey laughed at your plating surgery. But whoās laughing now? You, from atop the mountain of their normal-groined corpses!
FancyShark
2021-04-27 16:23:53 +0000 UTCGo for the eyes. Theyāre the testicles of the face.
FancyShark
2021-04-27 16:15:37 +0000 UTCSorgon just hasnāt been the same since he started watching old episodes of Birdman. I think he feels unappreciated and overworked. Maybe heās feeling his age. A mourning dove flew into his territory and he didnāt even kill it. He just watched it with this wistful look in his eye while it sang.
FancyShark
2021-04-27 16:09:20 +0000 UTCThese karate books always say attack the dick, but what if you're attacked by one of the females who are dickless? Are they immune to karate?
Max Rockatansky
2021-04-27 14:26:58 +0000 UTCWhat do you do if your attacker is wearing a cup?
Talking Alpaca
2021-04-27 14:26:04 +0000 UTCYour Karate doesn't stand a chance against my titanium-plated groin! I'm invincible!
Vooster
2021-04-27 14:11:17 +0000 UTCI actually want to buy the "My meatloaf-in-law is Jesus" sticker. And I feel that dick attacks are ALWAYS the correct answer, even in non-Karate filled circumstances. I am glad to see my instincts are correct!
Jeff Orasky
2021-04-27 13:10:53 +0000 UTCwell I know its not a Mormon dance because theres not an old guy going around making sure there's at least a book a Mormon length distance in between everbodies genitals
sissyneck
2021-04-27 12:56:50 +0000 UTC
