Podcasting Day, Hot Dog Nights: Megan Wants a Murderer, Part 3 π
Added 2021-04-07 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
Lydia, Seanbaby, and Brockway, the whole 1900π team, come together to discuss episode 3 of the TV landscape-altering disaster that was 2009's Megan Wants a Millionaire. If you're just joining us, Megan Wants a Millionaire is a reality show about a woman hoping to sell her body and life to unloveable monsters for, hold on let me run the numbers... upwards of $30,000 a year.
Listen here! Or over here if you missed Megan episodes one and two.
The episode we are discussing was the last one VH1 aired because, as you may know, one of these terrible suitors... was a murderer. And Brockway still doesn't know which one! Brockway is still wildly guessing! Brockway can't find murderers!!!
As with previous episodes, don't tell him! There are still two more unaired episodes in this acclaimed podcast series and two more chances for him to solve the mystery using heavily edited reality show footage alone! Was it Trust Fund Joe?
Was it one of the ones they never show and we never talk about?
Maybe the killer is David, the smarmy asshole who talks to Megan like she's a baby?
Wait, is Brockway sure it's not Joe?
Is it millionaire stripper Punisher? Or the guy who takes his shirt off every time Punisher takes his shirt off?
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Comments
You folks have stumbled onto the best goddamn game to play along with a reality show at home. This game plus this show is the forbidden reality show that Fox would have run for 30 seasons if they thought they could get away with it
Tyler Nicholson
2021-04-09 14:53:38 +0000 UTCI don't know who the murderer is and I'm watching the episodes concurrently with the podcast. My theory is that the murderer was still a participant by time the story blew, which thankfully leaves out Matt and Audi, but sadly leaves out Garth and Donald. My current guess is David the foot collector, don't tell me if I'm right, I still have two weeks of show before the reveal
Yeyo
2021-04-07 19:00:04 +0000 UTCPlot twist: Megan only wants a millionaire to fund her charity, she is in fact a very selfless activist and only posing as an amoral gold digger reality TV star because she knows that was the faster way to make money as a hot girl in the late 2000's
Yeyo
2021-04-07 18:53:34 +0000 UTCFun fact: on the 1st episode of the season of I Love Money she was on, she explains her dog is mentally disabled (downs syndrome?) She wanted to win and use the money for a mentally disabled dog charity. She did not win.
Haught Phart
2021-04-07 17:25:49 +0000 UTCI get the feeling that "I need to see your fingers at all times" should be standard instructions in just about every reality show. Especially Top Chef.
Jeff Orasky
2021-04-07 17:21:13 +0000 UTCI NEED the novella.
Kate
2021-04-07 17:01:41 +0000 UTCI'm convinced that Robert will identify the correct murderer, but the camera will linger on Sean leaving the studio. He combs down his mohawk, loses his limp, and pilots his Krang body to the waiting car. BOOM! Usually Suspected.
Brendan McGinley
2021-04-07 13:12:08 +0000 UTC
