Podcasting Day: Ready Player Two with Michael Swaim 🌭
Added 2021-02-17 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
It’s Podcasting Day again, and I hope you all have your pods ready for casting. Imagine if you didn’t. Imagine if you weren’t prepared to cast a pod at all - you’d be so embarrassed. Friends would mock you, family would abandon you, dogs would attack you in the street sensing your innate weakness. Luckily that’s not you: You’re ready for Michael Swaim to join Seanbaby and Brockway in carefully critiquing the plot structures of Ready Player Two.*
You might remember Michael Swaim from the internet, which you’re currently on. He’s classed up joints like Cracked and IGN, and hosts his own perpetual funk jam band called Small Beans. Dude even writes killer fiction. We’re calling him the total package, basically, which is very different from the time we called him a total package.
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*Mercilessly savaging every single element of it, from awkward prose to offensive characters to the hackneyed references peppering every page like George Peppard from the hit 1983 television show, The A-Team . No really, I mean we absolutely tear it apart like somebody set loose a pack of baboons in a daycare for the blind. It’s hard to feel good about the things we did to this one.
Comments
This was a great episode, and not just because Seanbaby and Swaim have a powerful sexual chemistry (different from, but not less than, the sexual chemistry between Seanbaby and Brockway).
petertron
2021-03-06 14:35:22 +0000 UTCThis was the first thing I listened to after I had power back and sorted through the detritus of my life after a week of shivering in the dark, eating nothing but hot dog buns stuffed with mustard, pepperoni, and cheese kept cold with snow. I thought, "Any book would be good after that." I was wrong. Ready Player Two would have made me want to walk into the ice and let it claim me.
Gabe
2021-02-21 15:54:35 +0000 UTC
