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February 2025 Q&A: the Qs

Ask your questions (or draw requests or whatever) and I’ll draw out the answers, posted next Monday

February 2025 Q&A: the Qs

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How do you handle family disputes?

Wes Reynal

What is the fat dogs worst nightmare?

Gabriel Boggess

The comics you and your wife make are weird and fantastic and I love them. Thank you. Please draw a feral Grinch.

Joel Patterson

I had a dream that my house was infested by inchworms but the inchworms had horse heads and feet and a glowing antenna on their noggin

Smol

Sometimes I think about how Caius Cosades is one of the only imperials that say N'wah, and I keep wondering whether he got a pass from an ashlander or is just a skoomed up asshole. I can say it because I'm from Europe. I have no question, just came to brag about how I'm from Europe.

Wijcher

What's your process usually look like?

Evan Everett

What kinds of holidays exist in The Other End?

CaffeineJunkie

Isn’t it weird that somewhere, right now, a bear is pooping?

Microwavable!

You know how Major Major Major was ironically promoted to Major in Joseph Heller’s Catch-22? What would you call a kid if you wanted it to get a similarly uncanny occupation?

Plain Zebra

I'm taking a comic book design course over the new two weekends - what the hell am I going to draw first?

Michael C. Nachoff

Do you like anchovies?

Paulio B

I've always said, "There's no reason why you can't shotgun a can of beans." but due to a recently acquired bean sensitivity (which I'll push through eventually), I've been unable to impress a recent date by showing her my bean throating skills. Maybe a clever wristed artist such as yourself can provide me with a picture of what could be in order to satiate her for the time being and maybe get me that crucial third date? Ya know, until I get my bean groove back at least.

Mike James Davis Donuts Hotdogs Hamburgers Pizzas Sandwiches Milkshakes Spaghettis Steakhunks Wetbeefs Frogs

I’ve only ever received one anonymous Valentine’s card; who was it from? And England versus the current cold weather.

Timothy Griffin (Timmargh)

Mushrooms trail running

Talia Jewell

Most creative way to de-ice a driveway?

Anthony B

They say “love is in the air” does that mean that “love” is an “airborne toxin”? Will “masks” and “disinfectant” “help”? Also, Gary vs. quotation marks

Daniel Shearon

What's happening, how do shirts work?

Niles D. McDonald

Can you draw what you imagine your average reader looks like when they get to one of the sharp left turn panels in your comics? (Bonus: draw your impression when you have a positive outlook on people, and draw another when you are feeling surly).

Horik

Draw a kitten stuck inside of a tuba during a band's presentation singing along

Eduardo Morais

Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy?

Peter McDonald

How would you behave if you were The Mask?

ML

If you could be a dead guy, what kind of dead guy would you be? (skeleton, vampire, etc.)

Vilmos Horvath

I feel sad- can you draw something to cheer me up?

Hollywhirl

Can you recreate your favorite The Far Side comic from memory?

Waboodoo

What's going on in Elon's head?

Tom

Can you please draw a soccer ball playing FIFA (video game about soccer) on the PS5?

rumi

How about a banana getting it's revenge on a human for its trillions of family members that have been horrifically peeled over the centuries....?

Glen

What would your version of ice fishing look like?

Uisci

Recently started watching WWE again after more than 20 years. It's been a pretty great escape. What are your thoughts on professional wrestling and can you draw Gary in the guise of his wrestling alter ego?

Alan Robertson

If you get to 'Page-A-Day Calendar' big, would you break up the current long format, try to squeeze it all on one page, create single panel style content, or a fourth option i haven't thought of?

Christian Shoemaker

Your favourite dessert wrestling your least favourite meal

Lauren Dembicky

Can you draw a fourth little pig who foolishly builds a castle-like house out of glass, thinking it’s safe and strong?

Jamie

What would be the spiritual successor to the California Raisins?

Molten Berle

Describe the one thing you’d really love to draw. (You don’t have to draw it)

Steve C-B

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

VioletPixel

Why did the questions section suddenly get labeled 18+ where I had to press OK to ask a question?

Kevin King

Do you know any bathrooms where I can sit and be truly uninterrupted for like, 20 minutes? Please?

PotentPinion

Can you make a dope ass belated Valentine card I can show my partner?

Peepeepoopoo

How many gophers would it take to completely fill all the pockets on a 3 piece suit?

thisGoesNowhere

What is your favorite pasta dish? And pig being spaghetti-fied into a black hole.

J.R. Murdock

What are some cool skills that you can perform with your non-dominate hand?

Señor Boid

What cartoon would you give another season to if you could?

Marcus Kaeso

I have long plotted to destroy the sun for its many sins, such as making it too hot in summer, or being too bright for my sensitive eyes. Are you with me or will you stand in defence of the hateful Daystar

Justin Campbell

What you would do if you had an army of 1000 frogs

SuperNar3k

A black cat has been cast as James Bond. He’s very racist

Mitchell Murphy

Who's your favourite romantic couple (or thrupple, or whatever configuration) from history?

PernicketyPony

What happens if a dachshund and a badger combine their powers?

Ian Neel

What does the best hug ever look like?

Morgan Keeler

What does a filled hole look like? If such a thing exists.

Shakam

*Insert an awesome and intriguing reply to the previous comment here*

Giuseppe Buonincontro

Can you draw a sequel to Flushed Away?

Tom King

*Insert an answer you'd love to question about but nobody bothered to answer you here.*

Alex Fall

*Insert a question You'd love to answer but nobody ever asked you here*

Giuseppe Buonincontro

What would your vibe for the month look like if it manifested in our physical realm? Existential horror answers only.

Eli Pinkerton


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