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December 2024 Q&A: the Qs

Ask your questions (or draw requests or whatever) and I’ll draw out the answers, posted next Monday, December 16

December 2024 Q&A: the Qs

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Did you ever not post a comic (or panel) because you worried it was too crazy to face your audience with it?

Valentina

If you could 3d print _anything,_ what would it be?

CaffeineJunkie

Have you read “Dungeon Crawler Carl”? I get the feeling you’d really enjoy it if you like to read fantasy. The audiobook is fantastic in particular. Please draw fat dog and Gary trapped inside of a snow globe.

Paul B

Santa vs. rampaging rotten jack o’lanterns.

John Feiler

Woah so many comments/requests this month! Please use this comment as a safe space to take a break.

Peepeepoopoo

What is Cyberpunk Santa's preferred method of transit around Neo-Tokyo?

Anthony B

Draw a picture of Isaac Newton being salty about having his birthday on Christmas.

Magnolia ThunderThighs

How does Santa get around all the copyright and patent laws when he makes all the latest and most desirable toys for children? And why does he seem to love the wealthy children more than poor ones?

Justin Campbell

Does is make me pretentious that brush my teeth with my eyes closed?

Mike James Davis Donuts Hotdogs Hamburgers Pizzas Sandwiches Milkshakes Spaghettis Steakhunks Wetbeefs Frogs

What is the most underrated holiday gift? Also, Gary vs. Clark Griswold

Daniel Shearon

Can you draw me a fox who is not as cunning as other foxes?

Vilmos Horvath

I shall believe your choice of date is a birthday gift to me and not just the regularly scheduled happenings. Can you draw the most ominous looking wrapped present as I psyche myself up for the annual "is it a birthday present or a Christmas present" challenge?

William Power

Why is Fat Dog's room so messy?

Kevin King

You think christmas trees gossip about each other's decorations?

Wes Reynal

What do you get for the man who has everything?

Marcus Kaeso

Figgy pudding or fruit cake?

Lulu

What do you want for Christmas?

Rhadan

Can you draw your happy place please?

Uisci

Create some new pokeman that are "grass" type. You know the type of grass I'm talking about. *wink*

He who shall not be Meme'd

What does a coal baron get for Christmas if they've been bad?

Shakam

Who is the bitchiest reindeer? Draw them gossiping about someone behind their back.

Timothy Griffin (Timmargh)

What do the naughty boys and girls get for Christmas other than a lump of coal?

Gerry Conway

What is the greatest conspiracy that nobody talks about, regarding platypi?

Omnicient Crow

Wanna design my family crest? Only if you want to. I'm not here to like tell you what to do or anything...

Arno

100,000 years in the future, all human civilisation is offworld. The entire Earth is a nature reserve, and you are overseeing management and maintenance of the Australasia region. Earth is cooling again, a new glacial maximum approaches, sea levels are falling, and the cassowaries of New Guinea are once again able to walk into North Queensland. They greet their long lost southern cassowary cousins with delight, and begin plotting their takeover of Australia from the Emus. The next great Emu War is about to start, risking widespread destruction of any species that gets caught in the crossfire! How do you intervene?

Pete

My 36th birthday is Dec. 16th (when the A's for this are meant to be released). In consideration of that, my question is why does peanut butter taste great, and bananas taste great, but peanut butter and bananas mixed together tastes just meh?

Jeff Chamberlain

Please draw a picture of Elishnorn (from magic the gathering) working a menial job.

Megan Heath

Monopoly exists in many different variants, could you draw some custom monopoly pieces in your style also rename some of the spaces on the board? I just want to get a sense of what would happen if you got offered the chance to have your own monopoly.

Señor Boid

What does Santa get out of the whole deal, I mean really? And is he some Lovecraftian extra-dimensional horror?

rob rice

What was the worst christmas present you ever received. Also, Gary opening a present and it's fat dog with a santa hat.

J.R. Murdock

Can you draw a duck on his way to the North Pole to return a Christmas gift that was most dissatisfying? Artist’s choice on his method of travel.

Philip

Tis the season to be (Mariah) Carey as they say, what are Gary's most and least reccomended gifts for loved ones in these trying times?

Cloftus

Do you like anime? If so, do you like One Piece?

Finn

Krampus and Santa duking it out

Tom King

Sadly, my lovely german shepherd passed yesterday at just shy of 11 years of age. We loved each other dearly, and we just had a small vigil with friends, where we laughed and reminisced and drank. Could we have him depicted as that time Goku departs, like with the wings? you know the one. Thank you and happy holidays to you and yours.

1(one) Andrei Filip

I've been trying to get my first book published and the process is really disappointing. Can you draw your most illiterate character being very confused about my book (it's called Hemlock if that helps)

Murder Penguin

What would you like for Christmas if I shop solely at Bass Pro and I refuse to go to a second location.

Sean Long

What is the absolute worst thing Santa accidentally delivered to an elderly blind man in Michigan?

Mitchell Murphy

Santa's workshop and the thing with the elves is obviously a front. What is the old man really up to?

Waboodoo

What's the disturbing truth about Santa and how can he gather all the intel for his Naughty and Nice List?

Tom

Every year for Christmas I give my kids a coupon book with serious and silly coupons, like "Present this coupon and I’ll make you clean your room" and "This coupon intentionally left blank." What kind of coupons would appear in a TOE family book?

L-Deeze

How does Santa actually make it to every house? Wormhole? Time Machine? Clones?

Plain Zebra

Why should I ask a question? What insight can you provide that the local hobo can't answer for free?

budokaiman

What makes you so happy you cry?

Niles D. McDonald

When did you start making comics and do you have a "day job"? Request: day job and night job drawing 😉

Dogame

What will Santa bring me in his sizeable sack?

Hollywhirl

Where are the drones on the east coast coming from and should we be worried?

Len Forgione


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