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Super All-New Interactive Comic #1

Based on the recent poll results for members of the interactive comic tier, I’m changing it up! From now on, each interactive comic will be something a little different and completely new and super original that’s never ever been done before (sometimes it’ll be like this, sometimes it’ll be a “spot the difference, etc.), with the instructions below…

INSTRUCTIONS: fill out numbers 1-12 on the first slide based on the descriptions in parentheses. Use the words you’ve provided to fill in the dialogue blanks in the subsequent story. Enjoy!

And feel free to share your version of the story on social media. Just tag me and/or link back to our patreon.

And hey! I’m making this first one available to all patrons as a super special lil treat. But if you wanna do more like this, be sure to join the interactive comic tier. If you want. No pressure.

Ok, luv u

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Comments

I’m so grateful to you to have honkin shlong in my repertoire now

Stephanie Hobbs

nailed the vibe. I’ve used the phrase “honkin schlong” at least 4 separate times in the past month in my personal life (in completely unspicy contexts, I should add lol)

Neil Kohney

I swear these answers are genuine, but I did try to pick ones I thought fit your comic's vibe. I'm a very proud parent now... What the God Fucking Dammit ... that's my Uncle Jeremy, Eisenhower! You mean the naked guy? Jeez, his schlong looks like its 200kilos. It's unusually honkin, right? I'm not crazy, right?? Yeah...you know, I've heard that an unusually honkin shlong can be an early symptom of Werewolf Syndrome. We should warn him. Hey, Eisenhower! (Oh, hey man!) I think you might have Werewolf Syndrome, dude. You mean because of my honkin shlong? (Yeah) That's nothing. It's just honkin because I eat so much Korean BBQ. Really?? Because Werewolf Syndrome can be pretty serious... It's totally fine. I had my GP, Dr. Land Rover, check it out. He said there's a 69,420% chance it's completely fine. I guess that's okay ..... and all that blinker fluid that keeps oozing out and puddling on the ground? He said that's fine? ......No..

Stephanie Hobbs

1. Twat Waffle 2. Uncle 3. Chester 4. Uvula 5. 2.576 Meters (8.4514436 feet) 6. Whopping 7. Giggle Incontinence (this is real) 8. Monkey bread 9. Yugo 10. 320 11. Rondo Cola 12. Yes

Magnolia ThunderThighs

This was just so hilarious. My sides were in orbit

Zachary Null

Damn Son Rootbeer Brain 15 feet Huge E.coli Grilled cheese Ford 43 Pee Yes.

Zachary Null

1. Fuck 2. Nephew 3. Carlton 4. Butt 5. A ton 6. Gigantic 7. Scurvy 8. Banana 9. Tricycle 10. 2 11. Syrup 12. Yes

Valentina

My list; 1. Shit 2. Bro 3. Frannk 4. Femur 5. 12.6miles or 2lbs 6. Teeny Weenie 7. The Plague (tm) 8. Ravioli 9. Bus 10. 85.6634 11. Tears 12. Yes

Melontine

Absolutely!

Neil Kohney

Masterfully done

Chud

That was a wild ride

Chud

What the ___1___? Patreon supports interactive comics now? I feel like I'm living ___10___ years in the future! This is ___6___! I'm going to drive my ___9___ to my ___2___ ___3___'s house and tell him about it, this might cure his ___7___!

Maks

This is the first time I shared your comic with my wife and it was completely fine

Jeremy Harris

can/should we share our list our stuff here?

Frank Maranje

Well if Dr. Panzerkraftwagen says that all that extra virgin olive oil is fine then I'm relieved.

Waboodoo

Ok, luv you lady, Bye Bye!

Stairguy


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