Secret Patchnotes Version 1.4
Added 2019-03-31 22:46:08 +0000 UTC
Now I wanted to keep this a secret, but since everyone insisted, here you go:
- Selecting "Quickmatch" now will pick a random number and variation of enemies for you, automatically. You cannot select your desired enemies anymore.
-After going to bed ingame you have to wait 8 real life hours now to fit the immersion.
- Tank Controls are back! Use A and D to turn your character. Also: You cant walk forward anymore, you can only backwards.
- The NPC's and Enemies can only walk backwards to fit the Players movement.
- Going to GYM in real life now increases your STR stat in real life!
- New Weapon for the player characters: Purse! Bribe the Enemy and hope she doesnt attack you anymore.
- Added Third Gender: Apache Helicopter.
- Removed Male and Female, since Apache Helicopters are awesome.
- Added new Toilets for Apache Helicopters, which can be used to refuel and reload ammo.
- Beeing defeated ingame now sends your home address to the secret central. Few minutes later the Enemy will appear and kidnap you in reallife.
- Removed the unnecessary .exe file to save space. Simply download Visual Studio and learn programming and recompile the game to start it.
- Ingame Music removed completely. Instead you will hear this awesome track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs
- Voice Input: Talking to NPC's now isnt done with the "E" button, instead its via microphone input.
- Eating stuff in reallife now reduces your hunger in reallife.
Comments
THIS ONE REALLY WORKS!!!! "- Eating stuff in reallife now reduces your hunger in reallife. "
McNoss
2019-04-03 07:17:27 +0000 UTCyes:))) we will be all now happy for ever and a day ;) thanks.
Iulian
2019-04-01 18:44:41 +0000 UTCThank you Salia for helping me increase my STR in real life! i was so confused on figuring out how to increase it but now i have found it and it so easy! so thanks again :)
2019-04-01 15:59:30 +0000 UTCThese real life updates are hardcore. Thanks for all your hard work!
generalr
2019-04-01 11:28:31 +0000 UTC> Beeing defeated ingame now sends your home address to the secret central. Few minutes later the Enemy will appear and kidnap you in reallife. Best. Update. Ever!
Jeanette Mardion
2019-04-01 08:03:34 +0000 UTCthanks for reminding me about april fools.
Jyri
2019-04-01 04:28:55 +0000 UTCWhen I got the email, I thought it was serious until the "only backwards" part, at which point, I went "WAIT, is it April Fools?!", and saw that it obvious was for Salia whenever this was posted. 10/10 Would read again
WillTheRealEcchiPleaseStandUp
2019-04-01 04:26:33 +0000 UTCYou had me in the first part, not gonna lie...
Ritty
2019-04-01 03:56:59 +0000 UTCI think there's a bug. It sent my P.O. address instead of my residence address. Will the Post Office leave me a yellow later slip?
WowzerMC
2019-04-01 02:34:11 +0000 UTCYes! This is the patch I was waiting for! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lose to Cherry and await my reallife kidnapping. Adios, muchachos!
NanasBananas
2019-03-31 23:28:30 +0000 UTC
