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comedy, movies & twinks | patreon ep.20 w/ dan and phil

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......your joking

Maddy Michelle

JACK WAS IN GARTEN OF BANBAN 6???? omg one of my favourite game series

Keira

i came for dnp and im staying for a deep obsession with bruce springsteen apparently

Kat

this was the first patreon i was paying for, instead i started on episode 1 and im finally here

magic8ball

same lmfao it was so worth it omg

vammppyre

how do you see video for this?

pointsofauthority

jazz style

spaxuko

can we have an episode where the podcast jingle is sung by jack

spaxuko

The first and only Patreon I will pay for 🤠

Steph

i use aura about 150 times a day

STARKEYS

The look on their faces when Tom asked what a twink was💀

Nora stone

Just did my English final and they put an excerpt from Bruce Springsteens autobiography in the reading comp part and I immediately thought of tommy

Inkiaio

tbf nosferatu was DEFINITELY supposed to be horny

Isabella Foti

I feel like Dan is so goated that he'd have to debuff himself somehow

sky

literally paid the 7$ as soon as I finished the YouTube video

sky

Reactivated Patreon for this

Helena Olsson

i will spend 7$ just to see dan and phil talk for a while

Julia

Odd worlds to collide: first YouTubers I started watching collabing with the first streamers I started watching

Danamon

At least 6,972 usd

Jessie Geerdes

Terraria Playthrough Update: Beaten the Moon Lord and working on the Devourer of Gods next. Great episode btw

Cinder

Daniel Howell has mastered absurdism

J

leeknow pfp!! :)

Madeline Stokes

The fact that Dan asked near the beginning of the main episode "so who are me and Phil now beefing with by proxy by coming on your podcast?" really says a lot about the immaturity of the people Tom and Jack have had to deal with especially recently

Kit Watkins

I’ve arrived for Dan and Phil I guess I’ll spend the next couple of hours watching everything else. $7 well spent imma go tell my mum

Marv

just looking at the comments... they probably got so much money from this one episode

Eleanor Hartley

Weirdest crossover - the only 2 books I bought off Youtubers and they're by the people in this podcast... the lengths I go to for dan and phil content

Eleanor Hartley

Yeah...

Ku Nilsen

Same here, I literally got a patreon account for just this episode haha

Eleanor Hartley

this is what finally made me spend the $7 but now there is only $3 left in my bank account... literally

raspberryteaaa

tommy jack dan and phil mario kart battle would be an unmatched video

Ruby Donohue

2018 and 2020 me are so excited...thank you

bella

i can’t get enough of dan’s baby mullet

cait

dnpgames video of mario kart, i need that asap

vero .

I love the number of ppl saying they paid just for this… me too 🙂‍↕️

Lucille

Lesbians around the world are jumping with joy bc of this collab

Hailey Calkins

Definitely worth 7 euros this crossover is crazy you should have a gaming channel together

Starlight

literally same

Charlie

First time i’ve ever paid for a podcast’s patreon.. ugh, phannie for life i guess.

Jasmine Davidson

thank u boss u rule!!!

Chip Nielson

Definitely Dan

Kyra Brotherton

thank you shut up im talking production company. we owe you a great debt of only £5 a month… for eternity

WarlockTin

this is fixed now! :)

Tom and Jack

This title is amazing

Inkiaio

thank you for collabing just in time for my autism assessment

Dere

they got me and im okay with it =^.w.^=

Sadie

And yes I joined for dan and phil

Addison Kennedy

This is the cross over ep of my dreams

Addison Kennedy

Impeccable vibes for this pod love you 4 together could sit and listen to you chat forever

Kitagah

strong fem lesbian, take it or leave it

ava key

wtf we're mutuals on twitter hello bo pinof..

nick name

they forgot to mark it as a podcast, just sent out as video. unfortunate for us :(

Chip Nielson

you forgot to put this as a podcast so people can download the audio and listen offline (this is what I do :(( please remember next time!!)

Chip Nielson

yes i joined for dan and phil

Marci sian

dna and fill :3

Zacharie Hawthorne

this collab is everything to me

Junebug

Wow instead of £7 I paid £6

Alexei Chilingirov

This was definitely worth 7€ I could listen to Dan and Phil talk forever

Dimitra K

ok I paid the $7

Rose Knight

i subscribed to the patreon just so i could watch this episode 🫶🏻

Jada Linh

my autism levels are off the chart for this one

Finn Hapgood

this is my autism superbowl. i need more of them

remhearted

from my limited understanding of worms the reason worms come up to the surface is when the nutrients they need in the soil have been depleted. it might be good switch out the dirt and add some veggies and egg shells into it.

Jake Hinch

the lesbians love dan and phil and the lesbians forgive tom for the incident

Charl

hi!!!!!!!!!

goob

i am the lesbian they need

Teagan

I have enjoyed spending 7€ on this. Dan and Phil are my absolute favorites.

Valentina Gabud

why cant i download this

WarlockTin

best $11AUD i've ever spent

Emma

They somehow made this podcast even gayer this is peak

Imbored572_

unfortunately this collab has turned me into the most annoying friend in my friend group, i havent shut up about dan and phil in ages, and have been an avid Shut Up Im Talking listener since it launched. i think youve caused my friends to hate me a little bit </3 no regrets though, this is peak

Muffin :0

THE LESBIANS LOVE DAN & PHIL 🦅🦅🦅

Jean Valentine

Hey guys, don't know if you'll see this, but I just subbed to the Patreon to get more Dan and Phil content as I've followed them for a decade. I always got compared to Tommy for having the same name and being the same age. Never watched a second of any Dream related stuff, but I saw the vapely video recently and thought it was fucking hilarious. Ended up binging the podcasts and they carried me through my 9 hour graveyard Asda shift. You guys are fucking great and so funny. You should come check out Liverpool sometime!

Tommy

been a dan+phil fan for 10yrs and a tommy+jack for 5yrs this is the best crossover of the century

madison

i think i’ve just been called a twink by dan and phil

Oliver O’Reilly

this is what it looks like when nerds queen out. i liked it

noam

worth $7, good vid

flowl

I’ve been considering joining this Patreon for the last month. So glad this was the episode that pushed my millennial ass over the edge.

Marshall Pope

I really don’t think the & symbol is symmetrically in between the t and j. I formally ask you to use a tap measure and fix it for all of us who struggle with that kind of thing 😂

Elise Hole

Fully worth $7 dollars, all my money goes to Dan and Phil (and to Tommy and Jack by proxy), lmao. This was my introduction to the podcast, thoroughly enjoyed it and will likely keep watching.

Abyss

$7 Patreon to watch my Youtube dads??? no question really is there

Cait

watching dan and phil discuss tommyinnits twink status on the patreon is crazy

bell

I’ll always pay $7 for a 45 minute video of Dan and Phil

Elise Hole

loved this, what an amazing day to be a patreon subscriber. tommy i need you to teach dan and phil how to actually play minecraft on their gaming channel they only played once and died immediately

nick name

also... this tommy and dan energy is great... would love more tom & dan content.

bo pinof

this was my intro to tommy and jack and I thoroughly like both of your energies. thanks for the great podcast.

bo pinof

i got a patreon and paid for this video and it was worth it

Halle Frank

Dan being hot for new nosferatu is so on brand

Halle Frank

as someone whose last name is also lester can confirm it was brutal in school

Daisy Lester

no im here with dan on the nosferatu, no one else on the pod is freaky enough to understand

Veronica Arnautov

fully spent 7 dollars for this

Void

Totally worth the $7! Great episode guys

Hannah Schlotthauer

Seeing this cross over was just the best! Just knew Dan and Tom would get along. The perfect bright chaos to dark sarcasm.

Teilleo H

subbed for this!

Milli Larcombe

"wot is a twink then" into the double queer lean back yea thats the shit i paid for

kitty !

i fully agree with what tommy was saying about having that balance with multiple things to focus on. his videos overall got a lot better since he started doing comedy as a second thing and i think its important for everyone to have something else to work on if you are creating something like this

nullus

the collab i never knew i needed

Mia

just got rejected but cant stop that jack manifold grind

Olivia Pittman

They successfully manipulated a parasocial nerd to pay 6 quid

Dorsa

Definitely worth the $7! I couldn't listen to you guys talk for hours!

Lissa

Love from the DnP fans! subbed just for this video :)

Dani Setsuko

"so if any lesbians love dan and phil" buddy, thats their audience.

marshmellow_melmel

Dan and Phill!

☆ Nat ☆

MY SHAYLASSSS

ally

this is mine and my older sister's biggest crossover of 2025

rianna law-lyons

I want to know who won the Mario kart tournament at the G spot

somegaykid

Worth the 7$ ngl

somegaykid

I really need a Collab now on Dan and Phil games with Tommy and jack playing mario kart

Chloe Nielson

I'll check it out but I know most of it been a fan since I was 5 or 6 something like that 2011 or 2012

jkjessie13

JAMES MARRIOTT MENTION AS WELL??

ellie !!

the worm segment is so dan and phil

fruitsaladenjoyer

Don't call me out like that (I just changed it from blue to pink)

Sylvia Evans

the rizzler has much more aura than bo burnham

votejuno

Phil being aware of Logan Paul is so funny to me

Chloe Nielson

The first time I have ever paid for someone's patreon

Chloe Nielson

Not gonna lie i bought this month just to watch this and frankly I'm happy with that purchase

Emmie

If you want to watch some chaotic and deep exploration of their history and lore there is a video on youtube called Dan and Phil: A Comprehensive 2009 - 2024 Timeline (drunk history edition). It is an hour long but so entertaining and comedic!

Sylvia Evans

Me too! Glad this was my first!

Sylvia Evans

Thank you Jack and Tom for this lovely episode, welcome to the phandom. We are weird, a little feral, but love our community fiercely. $7 well spent.

Sylvia Evans

this is the first patreon ive ever subbed to after 13 years of creators trying to influence me and honestly this collab is the only thing that wouldve ever managed to get me

Ella Parsons

seeing the tour in manchester, very excited ^-^ loved this episode

Valerie

If you want a good introduction to their content check out the What Dan and Phil Text Each Other series or the Dan and Phil baking videos. They have such a complete and wholesome dynamic that makes any of their content so engaging!

Sylvia Evans

Dan’s dead stares into the camera are KILLING ME

Abi

dnp have such a deep history past its crazy

jkjessie13

this week’s episode is truly the collaboration that the world needed

ultravioletbutch

This was a $7 well spent

LogLovesThePenumbraPodcast

very pleased with this seven dollar investment

otters

Best 7$ I’ve ever spent! 🙂‍↕️

Artemis

Best episode ever 🫶🏻

Chloe Nielson

This was well worth the $7! Thank you for doing this collab!

Jamie

I can’t be trusted with my own finances… but when I do spend I spend money well 🤝

Kwisuxk

as someone who was too sick to go to the terrible influence tour, but did go see tommy and jack in 2024, this was so needed.

james

good use of my $7 but i need to know who won at mario kart

Via Alessandro

This is the something of all time 🤌

Dave

Paid 8 euro to see this and the first things are hear are Tommy has a snot stuck in his nose, dan thinks its a coke problem followed by dan having a homosexual urge to deepthroat the mic. Glad I'm getting my moneys worth

Messybishh

good use of seven dollars

Stephanie

hearing danisnotonfire reference u e e a e e was 5 quid well spent

Mace Ether

I’ve never really seen any of Dan and Phil’s content before but damn these guys are funny!! Probably my favourite EP so far🫶🏻

vee xo!

You got me, this better be good.

Jamie Hauken

Thoroughly enjoyed this, well worth the $12

M.Geem

hi goob

konumbra

This is my roman empire

Emily Cherrington

I love that Tom was trying to get them to hang out after the podcast, that's beautiful

twinklecat500

I need Dan Phil Tom and Jack to play Mario Kart LMAO and maybe some Minecraft while you're at it

twinklecat500

my middle school and high school selfs worlds colliding

sophia

13 year old me just died

Nevaeh Finney

Worth the $7! D&P have rotted my brain and I'm proud.

Christian Saldivar

I'm happy to have spent $7 for this and I will continue to watch the podcast after this

Kimberly C.

Fantastic use of £5, thank you

Elizabeth Evans

$7 well spent i say

dixie

Hello gang i am here for dan and phil but will be staying for Mr Eleanor neale and Mr Minecraft

Charlie Swailes

this is honestly the best episode yet and i hope dan and phil come back someday for another

sadecs

i had a dream shut up i’m talking was my friend

raven

ooooo HYPE ITS IN THE VID GG

raven

PATREOONN PICTUREE DEMANDSD

raven

this was a great episode, my pet slug really enjoyed watching this one! yeah great episode peak

em

Absolutely Bosh

Miriam Taylor

thanks to jack manifold who i met at stage door after seeing dnp in brighton, not knowing who he was, then immediately knowing who he was after being described as 'eleanor neale's boyfriend' lmaooooo! i think i remember telling him we had the same name too (jack gang jack gang)

goob

the crossover of all time actually

jupitereatscrayons

SMASHING VIDEO LADS. LOVE FROM DURHAM.

Mikael Meyer

this was such a banger episode my dog loved it thanks gang, bringing out harry in the youtube ep was fucking hilarious

oli

tommy please teach them how to properly play minecraft i beg

Joey

please make more vids with dnp!!!! i love this dynamic!!

thattylergirl

The crossover we didn’t deserve but very much needed

Otto

My beloveds (my age) and my beloveds (Internet dads), hell yes

Nina

Been listening since the first episode. All you needed for my £5 was Dip and Pip :p

Oxford

actually might be the best episode so far

elphiene

oh hell yeah brother

marley

what a heater of an episode, well glad i payed up to get in here, this was a great ep

horrorterror harvey

ive been a jack and tom fan since lockdown and a phannie for a decade and nothing feels more like an autism category 5 moment than right now

paareidooliaa

i can’t be normal about this

loopeep

No offense Mr Innit and Jack I have never watched yall but I have been a Dan and Phil stan for quite literally a decade and you know what… I’ve been converted 🛐 take my money

Oli Myers

need more

Svea Jäger

hello natalia i am here as well

MJ

best $7 spent

Lizzy

Has to be the best $7 I've ever spent

ShutUp

tom getting excited whenever lesbians get brought up is my favorite part of every episode

Lauren

this might be the best episode yet

Lauren

Love seeing how you have developed as interviewers! Loved this weeks episode!

neutral_walker

this is insane I love this

Insomniaxis

this is my superbowl

xtina

How many more patreons do I have to purchase to get solo tommy & dan content I'm not joking this duo has healed something in my soul and I need more immediately

Penrosegeneste

Best $7 spent

Niamh Blunsum

This is now one of the best episodes omg

Jess

as a dsmp fan who escaped and got REALLY INTO dan and phil and still loves tommy and jack OML this was magical thank you so much boys

Ali

Best episode so far <3

Clone54

All four of my comfort YouTubers, I paid the £5 specifically for this episode but it was 100% worth it for all the other content as well omg

Saanitized.12

worlds colliding here omfg the autism is off the scale for me rn

scott

Two worlds collide ‼️

Chadwick

the twinks and the twonks are loving this

Hyori

this collab genuinely feels like a fever dream like two worlds that shouldnt ever cross and i love it

deanko

payed £5 literally just for this

beans

I'm from Plymouth and every time they mention it I feel like i am being personally called out. Dan and Phil shut up about plymouth challenge

Aemilius

this'll be worth the money one hundo percent

Jamie Ruwen

Worth every penny ngl

AntiqueAva

this is worth the £6 always

Marie

Just paid £6 to subscribe to the patreon of two men i've never heard of before for dan and phil 💪

Ren Ashton

absolutely ecstatic to watch this as i am locked out of the house i'm dog sitting for. with no spare key.

grace

i have a confession: i’ve always heard about dan and phil, especially from my primary school friends around 10 years ago, but i never watched them. they’ve been nice to hear from

Josh

PATREOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN

Josh

particularly exciting day for me as the most annoying autistic person

Elijah

i need 10 hours of this actually

lars lars

My two hyperfixations in one?? Oh damn

Abigail Parker

the phodcast is real!!!!

konumbra

I met dan and phil on the same day as this was recorded I'm in autism heaven for real

konumbra

The phaddies

Cody

This episode means everything to me

Natalia Maybe

I just ate a chicken

Ulf Markmann

this is such a special episode for all the blue haired pronoun-having lesbians (99% of viewers)

Poe Alanis

this is like the iCarly victorious crossover episode for people with crumbs in their bed

rottenlemn

Wanted to come on here and say I'm glad Jack noticed the Wikipedia article I wrote on him. I was also gutted when it was taken down

Mewhen123

FEED MY ADDICTION

CraftyCole

HELL YEAH DAN AND PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Lava Wihlborg

PHAN ON THE POD!!!!!!!!!

Tiffany Williams

YEAH WE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

sudbee

Oh wait I thought it was DanTDM dang it

Jude Nugent

YES DAN IS BACK

Jude Nugent

Cool

Matt0scar

PHANNIES! WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

Teri Lemon

i can’t do this

thedirtman

so excited for this !!

Layla

OMG

Burnt Penguin

yaaayyy

eva

LETS GOOO

Lauren

perfect thing to watch while I eat my roast dinner

Jessica Hill

CULTURAL RESET!!!!

Carla


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