"Eaten by Mei" Script Preview

"Why do laws and public relations have to be such a complicated mess!”

“Stupid book...”

“Oh, Helen! I was busy studying just like you asked!”

“Hey wait, you’re not Helen. I thought you were my sister for a second there. Phew~”

“Yeah, I remember you, tasty noodle~”

“You’re one of the lamia ambassadors from that boring meeting we had earlier.”

“Yeah it was super boring, I didn’t even get to eat anyone. Bit of a let down.”

“So, what’s a tasty noodle like you doing here? I thought you lamias would’ve run away back to your city by now.”

“You wanted to chat with me, huh? Haha! Are you serious?!”

“Heh, not interesting.”

“Yeah, I don’t want to stand around talking about politics and religion with a stuffy noodle ambassador.”

“Although I guess it would be better than studying...”

“Oh, you wanted to get to know me?”

“Hmmmmm....”

“Alright, sure! It’ll pass the time until lunch comes around.”

“I don’t know if you’ve heard but I’m pretty much the strongest minotaur in the world! Insatiable Taurus blessed me with strength when I was born. It’s pretty cool.”

“Ohh~ So you have heard of me? That means I’m famous, right? Nice~”

“Hmm, why are you smiling like that? Did I say something funny?”

“Did it...hurt when I fell from heaven?”

“Uh...I don’t remember falling from heaven. What kind of question is that?”

“Huh? What’s a pick-up line?”

“No, seriously, what’s a pick-up line?”

“...you’re just confusing me even more.”

“And when I get confused. I get hungry.”

“See? My stomach is even growling.”

“Here, I’ll let listen closer~”

[Mei grabs you and presses you against her belly]

“Aw quit your squirming~”

“This is just how we like to greet lamias in the Holy Union.”

“We press them up against our bellies and let them get nice and comfy~ Haha~”

“Well, apology accepted. So long as you make it up to me somehow~”

“Oh, now that you mention it, my tits are pretty heavy. But I don’t need help carrying them. I’m the strongest minotaur in the world, remember?”

“Do you wanna hear about how they got this big?”

“I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with eating blamias. And other things too I guess. But lamias are the most filling. I just love the slurp them down like noodles~ hehe~”

[Mei lets go of you]

“Geez, you’re blushing like a tomato.”

“What’s got you all red?”

“No, don’t be shy, tell me!”

“You’d like to get into my what-now?”

“Sorry, I don’t wear any panties. You’ll have to get into someone else’s.”

“Oh...ooooh! You wanted to go on a date!? All this time? Why didn’t you just say so in the first place?”

“Hahaha...you’re pretty cute~”

“Especially when you turn all red and pouty. You should try being more blunt next time you want something.”

“It takes some serious guts to flirt with one of the head nuns. Let alone the strongest of them. I like your spunk!”

“Hmm? Yeah, s-sure, we can hold hands....pervert!”

“Wow...so soft and smooth...”

“You smell really nice too~”

“I hope you don’t mind me saying this but...”

[Bell rings]

“Yay! That’s the lunch bell! No more studying for me!”

“Care to come along?"

"Heh, you're probably right. A banquet hall full of hungry minotaurs probably isn't the safest place for a tasty noodle like you~"

“I guess I’ll see you later then!”

“You hate to see me go but you love to see me walk away?”

“Uh...I don’t get it. Which is it? Are you saying you want me gone?”

“....No...you just said you love to see me walk away. What’s that got to do with having a nice ass?”

“Oh yeah~? If you like my ass so much why don’t you marry it?”

“I suppose nothing will happen if I just turn around and slowly walk away~?”

[Ass slap]

“Ouch!!”

“What the heck?! How dare you attack my rump!?”

“Come here, you!”

[GULPING]

[BUUUUUUUUUUURP]

“Ahhh~ That hit the spot~”

“I almost broke my personal record for biggest burp!”

“You tasted so nice~”

[BURP]

“Kinda spicy~”

“That’ll teach you for sneak attacking my butt!”

“Hah! A likely story. You just wanted to catch me off guard.”

“And now you’re going to...[BURP]...digest just like all the other lamia I’ve eaten!”

“When Helen hears that you spanked my ass outta nowhere like that, she’ll definitely understand.”

“Yeah~ I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

“Ahhh yeah~ Your squirming feels really nice~”

“Look on the bright side! At least now you’ll be able to become one with the body you were lusting after. That’s good, right?”

“Ah well, it’s not like I care what my food has to think anyway.”

“Just settle on in and join your lamia brothers and sisters on my fat tits~”

“Since you’re now my lunch, I guess that means I can skip going to the banquet hall and just take a nap instead!”

[BURP]

“I can feel you getting softer in there~

“That’s a good snake~ You’re digesting so nicely already!”

“Such a good meaty noodle~”

“Maybe I should say a prayer or something to bless this fine meal...”

“Hmmm...”

“Oh Insatiable Taurus. Please guide this lost soul onto my tits, where they will happily reside for all of eternity~

[BURP]

“Hehe~ Nice one, Mei.”

[Mei goes back to her room]

“Welcome to my room, snack!”

“Why don’t you join me on the bed~”

“Ahh~”

“My stomach is really doing a number on ya!”

“You’re already halfway to being mush~”

“Soon you’ll be absorbed and pumped around in my intestines, and there’s...[YAWN]...nothing you can do about it.”

“Sweet dreams...tasty noodle~”

[Loud Snoring]



--------------------------------------------------- Later~

“Ah~”

[Yawn]

[URP]

“Wow, I can still taste them even after they’ve been totally digested!”

“Did my tits get any bigger...?”

“They’re already so massive it’s hard to tell...”

“Hehe, I think they do feel more squishy~”

[Yawn]

“Maybe I should eat tasty ambassadors more often!”