She - Mike! I'm glad you're home, I'm so horny right now...
*Grabs him by the door and carry him to the couch*
Him - Sorry babe, I just wanna sit down on the couch and play a little with the guys.
She - What about me??
Him - Later.
She - Where are you going to sit again? *Lift the couch with the other hand* - Here?? On this couch?
Him - *humpf* Fine! But a quick one...
*stares at him in silence*
Him - ...