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The Texas family had recently had a family portrait taken and Texas mother Caroline was keen to hang it.
Caroline: Texas! Texas! Come here and help me hang this painting.
Texas: Of course mother
Carolina: Hold the ladder tight so I don't fall.
Texas: You can trust me to hold the ladder steady! (with a confident smile)
Carolina goes up the stairs and for each step she takes on each step, she feels a tremor, the stairs make loud screeches, as if an inanimate object felt pain... Crjjjjshc! Texas can't help but worry, her hands tremble a little and when she looks up, she can't help but see a huge mountain in the shape of a butt, for each step the mother takes, Texas can feel in her hands like quake waves generated by Carolina pass through her hands, search her entire body and finally reach the ground.
Texas: Mom... I think you should hurry up, this ladder seems to be in its last moments of life... I don't think it will last much longer.
The mother does not listen, she is hammering the nail for the painting.
-Crackjkj... What Texas feared happens, the ladder begins to split in half... Texas can't help but look up and see how that huge booty falls towards her, she opens her mouth looking to scream in desperation, but Carolina it was so big and heavy that gravity pulled it to the ground at an enormous speed, completely crushing Texas before she could scream in panic...
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