~Guzma X Listener NSFW: Somethin' to Tell Ya~ {Patreon Exclusive}

Before you get a little hot and heavy, Guzma's got some stuff he'd like to tell you about.

Contains: Coming out, Asexuality, Sex Positive Asexual! Guzma, Transgender, Trans!Guzma, Talking about Sex and Sexuality, Brief Mentions of Gender Dysphoria, Brief Mentions of Assault,Kissing, Cuddling, Oral Sex, Frottage

Hi there everyone! I asked people what they wanted to hear, and the idea of one of the characters in the audio being Asexual popped up since it's Pride month, and I thought it was a good idea to explore, especially since there is a spectrum of Asexual people who are sex positive, and like to please their partners. As I was writing, the idea of Guzma being trans kind of came out, and I feel like it worked well. I kind of retconned Guzma's past and that he came to Alola (I think he was originally from Alola in the game, but I don't quite remember) to start a new life as himself, but to be fair, I retcon a lot of things when it comes to audios. There isn't a whole lot of sexy times in this, and I tried to make it as respectful as possible with a lot of content warnings, so hopefully, everyone enjoys! 

~Audio Transcript Below~

Guzma: *soft kisses*

*kisses deepen*

*pulls away* Hey....um....before.....well....before we do anything....there was....somethin'....well somethin'.......

*pause*

Sorry I um....I'm kinda nervous.....there's.....there's something that I've been wanting to talk about with you for a while.....

M-Maybe you should.....maybe we should get more.....comfortable.....on the bed....here.....

*pause*

Oh--fuck....geez this probably makes it sound like I'm gonna break up with you or somethin'....I'm....I'm not I promise! I......

*deep intake of breath*

*a little stilted and awkward* I'd.....like to talk to you about....sex......and some other stuff.....

*chuckles, a little nervous* Yeah.....you know me.....great at using technical terms and all that.....

Um....well......I know.....I know that I don't gotta be nervous around you it's  just......*sighs*

This isn't really somethin' I've talked about a lot with other people so it.....it's kinda nerve wracking all on it's own....and while....I don't think that this is gonna be something that you.....that like you're gonna break up with me over this...I just.....there's always that anxiety of, "what if?" you know?

*pause*

Thank you......I.....gimme a sec to....gather my thoughts.......

*longer pause*

*deep inhale and exhale*

Ok.......so......you've....probably heard....whether or not someone has directly told you or if you've indirectly heard it from the grunts or whatever that.....that I.....that I'm kind of a sex fiend?? 

Yeah......I'm sure the grunts have talked about it before, 'specally the boys, but it's....well it's kinda......not true?

*pause*

*chuckles* Oh....oh no....I'm not nervous about bein' a virgin or nothin'....that's....that's not what I'm talkin' about......

What I'm talkin' about is......I'm not really.....all that interested in sex? And not just you.....it's kinda.....always been like that? Like....when everyone else was goin' through puberty and literally forever after that, people--mostly other guys--would just talk about how great sex was and how much they had and....and stupid fragile masculine shit like that.....and they always taught in school that having sexual urges was all good and dandy and completely natural.....but they never talked about....how not havin' em was a thing either.

So yeah.....I....I don't really ever have sexual urges......or I've.....never really met anyone that's given me a spark or something. No one's ever really kickstarted my lack of a libido. For a real long time I thought maybe that's what I needed. Someone who I loved so dearly surely would, wouldn't they?

Well.....I....I love you very much.....like....probably more than I've ever loved anyone so......I thought....

But......no......so......I guess.......sex just ain't for me.....

It's um....called aseuxal.....and before you ask, not like.....plants or shit like that who reproduce aseuxally, it's just fancy words for not having sexual attraction to anything.......

*pause*

Wait......you've heard about it before? You....you know what I'm talkin' about?

*relieved sigh* Oh good......fuck for a minute there I was really fucking worried about you lookin' at me like I'm an alien or something.....cause.....I've told other people before and there are some of them who have understood but like, I wasn't dating any of them and I was just real fucking worried that you were gonna break up with me or something and--

*chuckles* yeah.....sorry.....just....relieved.....

*pause*

Why did I feel the need to keep this on the down low?......

*sighs softly*

Well.....there's.....somethin' else........

*deep breath*

I'm.....I'm......kinda.....trans......

*chuckles weakly*

Ok....I...I am trans....

*pause*

You're taking all this a whole lot better than I thought you would.....

*pause*

Well.....It's one of the main reasons I had a fallin' out with my parents....and came to Alola in the first place.....

I was pissed at the world, but tryin' to be better. So I moved away with a new look, a new name, a new attitude....lookin' for a new life with other people like me. Disenfranchised youth who needed some camaraderie with other disenfranchised youth. 

So like....when I was on my own, tryin' to drum up members of the gang....well....that kinda shit gets you street cred. Talking about sex and how much you've had and experiences is a bullshit way that some guys bond, and....I thought I needed to do that to gain their trust and gain some credit so that they'd treat me like a Boss. Obviously it worked somehow cause here we are but.....it just got to the point where it was easy to pretend....kinda keep it up front with the tough guy Boss persona......and keep everything else shoved behind the shield.....so that I didn't get beat up or threatened to be killed anymore.

*chuckles wryly* Yeah....I didn't come from the best place....let me tell you that....

So....yeah.....

I know now that.....my grunts rallied behind me because they really believed in me, and we were all kind of running from bad things in our past and trying to forget them and raging at the machine......me lying about sex probably got my foot in the door but isn't why they stayed.....you've....you've helped me learn that.....

But yeah....that's kind of the whole sordid tale. I was treated like shit for being different but being better at battlin' than most, had a falling out with my parents about the whole thing. Tried to make it on my own in my old city, but had zero luck with that because everyone knew who I was and were fucking assholes about it. So I decided to get the fuck out. Took basically my Pokemon and the things on my back and got the fuck out. But I found some good....and well....some not so good too--but mostly good people here......got help with the whole.....being trans business....made Team Skull, and.....well....here I am......

Honestly all things considered it could've been worse....and I know that's no excuse for the shit I've been through but honestly....really....I'm past that now and you're the one to really thank for that.....you've....helped me immeasurably.....I'm....sorry that it's taken this long to tell you.....

*pause*

*chuckles* Well......that's really....really nice to hear.....I...I can't tell you how glad that makes me......

*pause*

Hmmm...well.....maybe......me bein' trans might have somethin' to do with the asexuality.....kind of with the body and mind disconnect.....but I haven't really felt a huge amount of dysphoria for a while and well......I haven't really had a lightbulb moment.

And I've had sex since I've been a dude....it just.....really ain't my thing.......like....it's kinda weird....I like the.....intimate touches and stuff like that and.....I actually don't mind getting my partner off....cause makin' them feel good makes me feel good....

I think--*chuckles*---I think this whole coming out and story-time and shit has really just been one elaborate way of telling you, "Hey, I'm kind of ok with having sex with you, but there are some things you need to know so you don't get confused or offended when you try to reciprocate and I'm like, 'Nah, I'm good'" *chuckles*

So yeah.....that's....kind of everything I wanted to tell you I guess.....It....*chuckles softly* Feels good to get off my chest.....and I can't tell you how good it feels to know that.....that it doesn't bother you.....that....that you're willing to work with me about stuff.....just like always......

*kiss* I really do love you......that's not something I've ever been confused about........

I mean....I was also telling you this so you know that......it's ok with me if you want to have sex.....just.....don't really expect a boner to be popping anytime soon *laughs*

And that.....if I don't get off don't feel offended? Or like you're doing a bad job? I do like pleasing my partners, so....if you'd like to try......I'm definitely up for it.......since I kinda figured that's where this was leading with all of the heated kisses earlier......just.....you might have to....initiate pretty much everything cause sex and horny-ness just kinda don't come across my radar sometimes, and you're probably gonna have to tell me what you want pretty explicitly and not just, "Whatever you like" cause--*chuckles* that's kinda the point of asexuality and--

*kiss*

Sorry....yeah....I'm just.....a weird mixture of emotions right now. Relieved, happy, still a little anxious so....forgive me if I'm a little chatty and outta whack......

*huffs softly* Kissing....I can start with that.....

*soft kisses*

*kisses grow slightly more rough*

Hey.....I got an idea.......

Do you mind if I put my mouth on ya? You know.....on ya bits?

*chuckles* Sorry.....it wasn't meant to be sexy, I was genuinely askin' ya......

Awesome.....

*shifting*

Here.....let's get rid of these real quick......

There we go.....ain't you a sight? 

Ok....here we go.....

*wet licking and sucking noises*

Hey, I may not be the best at it.....but I get points for enthusiasm and for trying, don't I?

*laughs* If you're still that coherent, clearly I'm not tryin' hard enough am I? 

Why don't I get back to work, then?

*more vigorous licking and sucking noises*

Hm? You wanna see my face? That's cool with me......I like lookin' at your face too, and if seein' my mug gets you off too, then there's no reason not to......

Here....why don't we just maneuver a little bit.......

There.....now you're on top....and you can set the pace you want.....I can help and just go with your flow.....

Just.....remember.....kinda....tell me what you want?

*kiss* Yeah.....

*panting*

That's it.....that feel good? That right where you needed it?

Damn, you look so fucking nice with your face all red like this, cute little sounds comin' outta ya......

C'mon....let it go.....don't be afraid to take what you need..... that's what I'm here for.....I'm here to give you pleasure......

*panting*

Oh yeah.....I'm gonna thrust and grind right up against ya.....'cause I like the way you react to somethin' I do that you weren't expecting.....

So c'mon....bump and grind.....

*Laughs* I like makin' you laugh too.....who said sex has to be so damn serious all the time?

C'mon........

*panting*

There we go.....there we go.....go on Babe.....come.....come for me.....you can do it......c'mon......I wanna see it....please Babe.....I wanna see how good this makes you feel.......

Yeah....that's it.....that's it.....go on.....yeah....yeah!

*panting*

*panting softens*

Alright, come on down......

That feel good? I mean....I know you came and all, but I still wanna make sure.....

*kiss*

Good.....I'm glad.....

*pause*

Hey....it's ok.....I'm alright.....

I promise....I'm good

*kiss*

Ok.....if you're so keen on givin' me something in return.....how 'bout you lay here with me, snuggle on up and let me hold you?

*shuffling*

*chuckling* I know, such a tragedy for you, isn't it?

*hums*

I know, big bad Guzma is a cuddler.....but this is more my jam when it comes to touching and stuff.....this sort of....sensual.....comforting.....skin on skin contact is what I'm all about.......*hums* nice and warm and comfortable?

*sighs* Yeah.....that's the ticket......

*hums*

I love you......and....thank you.....for everything......We'll figure this all out.....it may take some trial and error.....but if anyone can do it....I think we can....together....

*kiss*

Love you......