~Guzma X Listener SFW: No Pressure~ {Patreon Exclusive}

You want to have a conversation about something more….personal with Guzma, and maybe at first he thinks it’s a joke, but in the end, might give some actual good advice

Contains: Talk of Masturbation, Comfort, Slightly Awkward Conversations, Talk of Mutual Masturbation, Advice, Nicknames (Babe, Sweetheart)

Hey! Here we are again, and I was right, it was a fun challenge to create an audio talking about Masturbation without it being explicitly well….explicit lol. In the audio I kind of have the idea the Listener has either never had an orgasm when masturbating, or that they have trouble getting it to feel as amazing as some people seem to feel, and then talk to Guzma about it because clearly he’s fine. I hope you all enjoy this slightly silly and hopefully helpful audio!

Guzma: Ok, so you've got me here, all alone, sat me down on your bed, at your behest.....now what exactly is it that you wanted to talk to me about?

*pause*

*bursts out laughing*

*through chuckles* Oh---oh no, ya serious--ok....ok....hold on....one sec......I just....that was....that was so fucking---unexpected that---I--ya killin' me---hold on--sorry...sorry....

*laughter dies out*

Sorry, Babe....I really am.....I just thought.....I never thought that you wanted to sit me down and have a serious conversation about masturbation

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To be honest.....I didn't think that this would be something that you'd need to talk about??

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Ok, hey.....I'm sorry.....this is clearly something that matters to you and you're.....clearly slightly stressed over so.......I'm sorry, I'll take this seriously......

So.....what's up? Are you.....are you havin' trouble or have you.....genuinely never done it before or?

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Look, you don't gotta be.....embarrassed talkin' about this to me......it's....I know this is somethin' that you've probably heard before, but it's completely natural to have urges and inclinations to touch yourself......just as normal as it is to not.

Oh yeah, there are people out there where it's not even a thing on their radar, and not from like, lack of info or lack of tryin' or like intentional suppression or anythin' like that. It just.....well it just ain't their thing.

I'm tryin' to be clinical so you don't blush yourself into the next dimension, Babe.

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If you're under the impression that I don't jerk off, then you will be sorely disappointed, or not--*chuckles*--depending on how you see it.

*chuckles* How do I do it? Are you sure you wanna have this conversation now?

*snort laughs* I know, I know! I'm just teasin' ya! 

*softly* I don't want you to be too stressed or worried about this. It's not.....it's not somethin' that's really worth worryin' about. You don't have.....to really study I guess....to get it right.

*sighs softly* Ok......a lot of it comes from trying your best to relax. If you're too frustrated about other things, normally it either doesn't work as well as you want, or it takes too damn long and it doesn't end up being worth it. If you're trying to think about what might get you off, you'll get distracted and frustrated, just breathe, relax as much as you can.....and touch.....listen to your body, and I'm sure you'll be able to get there *clicks tongue*

So yeah....with masturbation.......exploring yourself and finding out what you like and you don't like on your own can be not only helpful when it comes to your sex life, I think it can also help you be more aware and knowledgable about your own body as a whole. Nothing says, "I know how at least some of my body works" then being able to bring yourself off. And hey, even if you end up not likin' it, I think it's still a learning experience.

*chuckles* I mean yeah, that fact that it feels good and is a healthy release of chemicals is a given, but you get what I mean....

Look.....you don't have to be a professional at touchin' yourself from the get go, I promise.

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What do I think about? *chuckles* Are you sure this isn't just some sort of elaborate ruse to get in my pants?

Sorry, sorry, right. I'm just--*chuckles*--sort of having a hard time believing I'm having this conversation.....

But yeah.....what I think about.....well....I think about you......

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You don't have to blush so hard, Babe. It makes perfect sense to me that I'd be fantasizing about my partner, at least to me.

Well....not to be explicit enough to make you blush your entire head off, but I think about how attracted I am to you, how much your body turns me on, and just how damn cute you are, and how much I love you see you blush, and the noises you make and--*mouth is covered*

*muffled chuckle* Alright, alright......I'll stop.....

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I think it's kinda cute how you get so embarrassed about these kinds of things right now, but when we're in the middle of sex, you don't seem to have as many issues.

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Yeah, and that's why I think it's good to talk about it, 'in the light of day' so to speak, cause then it won't be thought of as taboo, as so embarrassing, and I don't think you'd stress out so much about it. Communication between partners is important Sweetheart.

I don't think you takin' care of yourself is cheating either, just so we get that out of the way. Also watching porn, you're totally free to do that.....if you want.

Hey, I'm just coverin' all my bases here.

No pressure. I think that's the most important lesson here? If it's really a lesson or anything, but yeah, take the pressure off yourself and if you wanna do it, then try, and if it doesn't work, try it maybe a different way, or watch porn first, or hell, maybe we can even do it together while watching each other. I'm pretty easy when it comes to this sorta thing. Anythin' to make you more comfortable and happy, Babe.

*chuckles* And yes, I did say the watching each other thing to make you embarrassed, and also to maybe pique your interest.

Oh yeah, it's great. Mutual Masturbation....

And hey, if you're interested.....maybe I can give you a demonstration? Maybe on how I do it myself, and then you can join in?

*chuckles softly* anything for you, Babe. Remember.....no pressure.....