~GuzmaXF!Listener SFW White Noise~

 You’ve had an especially rough day and Guzma is doing his best to try and pick you up.

Contains: Use of she/her pronouns, fluff, pet names [baby girl, sweetheart, honeybee, honey, princess], cuddling, words of encouragement. [sweet nothings, being bad at feelings, trying his best, being a dork]

Hey everyone, it’s another commission post! This time it’s SFW Guzma, with the script written by my commissioner!

I know it’s technically a NSFW week, but again, I got super busy and was unable to have time to make a new audio, but I hope y’all enjoy this one!

I enjoy being goofy and comforting as Guzma since he’s usually kind of intense lol.

~Audio Transcript Below~

*door opening and closing*

Mmm? There you are… thought I’d find ya in here. Been looking for ya all day…

Shoulda known ta look in my bed, *chuckles* not surprised ta find ya all cuddled up. *mock hurt* But I’m hurt baby, wounded. Why didn’t ya tell me you were gonna be staked out up here? Woulda joined ya in a heartbeat.

*silence*

Babe?… *shuffling* Did I catch ya sleepin’ or somethin’?

*serious tone* Im fine? *grunts* Yea I don’t think so, what up with ya? *pause* I can’t hear ya when you’re buried under the blankets like that, *a bit frustrated* look at me.

Oh shit, have you been cryin’? Don’t ya dare lie ta me, I can tell, your cheeks are all red… your eyes are all puffy too… fuck… Did someone say somethin’ to you? *getting angry* Who was it, was it one of those fuckin’ scumbag locals? Tell me who it was babe and I’ll–

*pause* No one said nothin’ to ya? Well then… what the hell happened? It… *hard swallow* I didn’t do anything wrong did I? B-Because if I did, I’m sorry, Imma fuckin’ knucklehead sometimes I know an– What?… It’s not me? *mumbling* Then… what…

You? What do you mean it’s you? *pause* Woah, woah, woah. Don’t start cryin’, hey it’s okay! Shh, c’mere. I gotcha, s’alright. I’m here. You ain’t gotta talk about it if ya don’t want to, I gotchu princess.

C’mere, here put my jacket on, I know how much ya like to wear it… *chuckles* Na na princess, I don’t mind… *hum* you nab my jacket every other chance ya get… why is now any different? ‘Sides, you always talkin’ bout how much you like it.

*scoff, bitter tone* Annoyin’? Why the fuck would I think your annoyin’? *softer tone* Woah hey now, I’m sorry, I’m sorry… here, scooch over, lemme get in there…

*shuffling + grunts*

*low grumble* There we go, c’mere, come closer. Hm? Yea, I should be working but… *kiss* I can’t work knowing my lil honeybee is down in the dumps like this now can I? *chuckle* What? Ya like that nickname?

Oh? Was that a smile? Mmmmm, my precious lil princess, my sweet lil honeybee, my amazing baby girl~ aha there we go. Music to my ears and a pretty picture to match, *chuckles & kiss*

Feelin’ better? *pause* Yea? A bit? How’s ‘bout I get us some cocoa? *shuffling to get up and leave*

Woah! *listener yanks Guzma back into the bed* So I’m guessin’ thats a no on the cocoa? *pause* Ya wanna stay like this?… Yea baby that’s just fine, we can stay like this as long as ya need… *kiss*

Mm? Comin’ in real close huh? *Shuffling* Nah sweetness, in fact, *low voice* I don’t think you’re close enough, there we go, perfect.

Hm? You can hear my heartbeat? *scoffs* Yeah? You like that? *chuckles* Relax, sweetheart. Get some rest. I’ll stay right here.