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Another crazy idea.

I was in one of those end-of-line bookstores a little while back, and the seemingly endless number of crappy romance novels on the shelves gave me an idea: to write something that cheap and tacky .... and drop a werewolf into the mix.
I thought it'd be fun to get a bit of audience participation, again, so if you've any suggestions for settings, scenes or narrative threads, post 'em here.
I can't promise anything will actually come of this daft diversion, but if I do put pen to paper, I'll post the chapters here before putting it into print. 

Another crazy idea.

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An aspiring writer travels way out to a little cabin deep in the woods, determined to get some serious writing done now that she’s away from all the distractions of modern living; no more trashy romances churned out just to pay the bills...only for her to be thoroughly distracted by the buff werewolf babe who stops by to deliver some logs for the fireplace. By the time her trip is done, the author has just barely managed to type out a smutty short story, with the werewolf babe credited as a co-writer/collaborator.

Cypher Three

The classic bodice-ripper reimagined. The reserved governess falls for the dashing rake. At first, she is taken aback by his playboy antics, but then falls for his charms. Still, she denies his sexual advances as it wouldn't be proper. Finally, succumbing to her desires, she takes him to bed. However, the governess has a wild side of her own that she has kept hidden. By the light of the moon, she becomes a horny werewolf. Now, that their desires have aligned, the rake better brace himself for a long night.

Joshua Wolfe

Have it where there is a girl that goes to class at university. Then have it where a mysterious virus plagues everywhere turning all of humanity in to their base primal self... then life picking up from there. virus being almost like kitty hulk syndrome...all the people having to learn to deal with their new selves but focusing on one person said girl. But have them like the hulk anything causes them to grow the ball being thrown a stray sneeze it could be whatever. That would be a hilarious start and then throw in the trashy novel girl gets worked up and boom bobs your werewolf!

Sir Grr

How about instead of a Werewolf, we have a Wereman/woman...a wolf that was bitten by a man/woman in the light of the full moon, now every full moon the poor wolf turns INTO a man/woman. And this poor wolf turned man/woman gets some girl/guy to fall for them. Hilarity ensues...or carnage....I'm good w/ either.

Shawn K. Younkin

If you ever read a cheep romance novel. They are mainly a Thesaurus for body parts and sex. Honestly about very well written porn. <a href="https://www.publishersweekly.com/articles/blog/880000288/20080626/n91643.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.publishersweekly.com/articles/blog/880000288/20080626/n91643.jpg</a> You'll run into a entire chapter dedicated to just describing his Crown Jewels and how much she wants them. lol

RPX

OH hey better yet, an office scene with a geeky slender secretary. Who get harassed and bullied by her superiors finally snaps and goes Werewolf. As she rampages through the office for a bit, she's stopped by her supervisor or the company CEO, a sexy well built woman with dominate traits and hair. She treats her wolf secretary like a loyal pet, before chastising the men for not doing their jobs. Maybe ending it with the CEO taking her werewolf pet out for walkies? X3

Savage Shark

He's the hunky alpha with a secret: His werewolf form is a tiny and adorable corgi-like dog. Can he maintain the ruse of being super-badass while also opening up to the love of his life?

ennbee

Like the idea of Lesbian werewolves. But here's a TWIST: Earth Werewolf gets abducted and meets ALIEN Werewolf babe. Alien werewolf is the only one of her kind on her world and she found one just like her (kinda) on earth and hopes to start a relationship. Problem is, alien werewolf is more alien than wolf and twice the size of Earth Werewolf in both muscle mass and boobs. Also with more...special features. *wink wink*

Savage Shark

A Victorian era house party with a house full of 'eligible' sisters and a couple of well to do bachelors. The men find out 'sausage' is on the menu when the full moon comes out revealing ALL the women in the family are in fact werewolves.

Do people 'come out of closet' with their lycanthropy perhaps?

DH

Couple watches a drive-in movie about a girl dating a werewolf with all the cliche lines one could think of. Guy gives the movie crap, and girl decides to show she's a werewolf to show what that kind of romance would REALLY be like.

SukkuroKun

lesbian werewolves

Blaise

Female werewolf, male weresheep (or wererabbit, etc.). By night she's the predator hunting him, by day he's trying to date her human form.

McClaw

Sounds cool. :3

SuperCDR

How about a B-Movie style thing like I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF or TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST? Flipping the script by having a badass heroine looking for the monster/werewolf with a nerdy male scientist/love interest and one or both are the beast?

ZeroV60

Spain, 1750. He was a lowly stable boy and she was a daughter of a wealthy land owner, and a werewolf.

DrXanatos

Might be a way to use the"garage wolf" you've drawn a a few times.

Cyber620

Werewolf tries to make more people like her to date but she’s not into the whole biting thing and because male werewolves tend to be real jerks, but she is a biochemist, and in trying to make a werewolf formula that removes the worst elements of werewolves accidentally causes one of those city wide lab explosions where everyone starts turning to a variety of animals, cats, horses, cattle, bunnies, you name it but also becoming hyper muscled giant ones to boot, and of course our wolf is right there growing alongside them. And it becomes her moving on from lover to lover of both genders until she realizes no werewolves. And then depressed and humongous, sits there crying when a giant hyper muscle dog man comes up to her. He’s someone we’ve already meet as he’s that nice guy next door who’s too afraid to talk to her for a date but always there for her. Giant growth sex shenanigans follow

Chumlee99

A "Romeo and Juliet" relationship between hunter and hunted.

james hales

I was thinking about a girl who tries to secude somebody and gets a potion to turn herself into his/her ideaL. And she'll slowly turn into a big piggy, turning fatter and curvier over time. Finally, lover will turn into a werewolf who'll eat the îggy... or the pussy ? XD Could be fun to have a romantic love comedy with LOTS of puns related to animals.

Raogi

Nerdy girl who isn’t popular at High school has no self confidence but then get turned into a werewolf. But slowly comes out of her shell so like a Spider-Man type deal but she’s a werewolf I guess (sorry is this is hot garbage haha)

Magic Man

The thing that comes to mind for me is how those stories often focus on this handsome heroic hunk sweeping in and saving the innocent helpless gal from her miserable or unlucky or constrained lifestyle. So perhaps some big hunky guy trying repeatedly to help a seemingly-helpless lady whose massive powerful werewolfess form lets her solve all her problems trivially, until she decides that cute li'l hunk is so determined and kind that maybe she should just turn him too so he can actually have a chance to keep up with her?

Alexander Opst

A retro eco to Buck Rogers style adventure where a young space jockey has to please the werewolf queen or die? Idk man I just like it when you draw retro sci-fi stuff, that’s a good niche that you fill for me

Tyr Lyr Byr Fyr Butts

A B-grade noir-styled scenario where a curvy werewolf is at a PI's office, wanting him to find out who bit (and turned) her. A mix of the viewer being shown the werewolf adapting to her new life and dating in her new form, and PI trying to unravel the mystery. Naturally they get drawn into a bargain-bin romantic sub-plot. Alternatively: A sequence of images of the Werewolf in every day rom-com-scenario's but having trouble with them due to her size, like: - Fitting into her Grocery Store uniform - Taking the bus and being stuck against the ceiling - Picture of a guy looking at his phone of a Tinder profile of a girl, with her as a Werewolf in the open door behind the phone. "You look nothing like your profile pic!" - Going for a picknick at the part and constantly getting drawn towards chasing people's frisby's - Trying to fit in a frilly flowery dress and bursting at the seams. - Trying Having a romantic dinner, in said flowery dress, barely fitting at the table.

nedanecin

Have a werewolf girl who's trying to hide it from her date while they are a dragon who's trying to keep his illusion spell from dissipating.

ZekeStaright

Continue Blind Date, make a seductive cover parody from one of those trashy novels written by a desperate house wife you've seen in the book store. And do try to make the plot follow closely with the poor mundane idea of what a love story those novels seem to believe what romance is all about.

mongoose19

I think the content of your cheap werewolf romance would obviously depend on your audience. A girl trying to hide and suppress her wolfy changes in an office environment seems like a perfect setup for some lewd and embarassing situations. Relaxing as she get a bit wolfy after a heated day at work. Finding that guy that who knows how to scratch her right behind the ears just how she likes it. Wolfing out in a very public and visible way and then having to pick up her purse and run off before someone calls the police. Pretending to be a large dog when changing accidentally in a park. Shifting to protect or solve a problem. Having to shop for a fitting wardrobe. If she's "new" to her werewolfism you can deal with a lot of these situations as "new" things too - learning to walk on digitigrade legs, brushing werewolf teeth, showers in wolf form getting a bit more complicated, itchy fur and flea prevention, how much nicer belly rubs are as a wolf, 'heat' and other types of sexual issues that result from this energy filled wolf form, finding clothes that fit both forms, tails, new and more powerful sense/sensations. Going from a strict vegetarian diet to only eating meat. A lot of the fun is finding the exact opposites in each of the personalities and pushing them to drive that contrast of change and make that push and pull of giving in to newfound desires/urges and sticking with old ones a bit part of the storytelling. A bit of personality shift. Having to accomplish tasks she isn't designed for while in her wolf form, like preparing dinner or filling out forms for work. Throw in a love triangle with a large werewolf guy with a bad personality - someone she likes as a wolf because of his raw physical form and that natural attraction and an average looking schlubby skinny guy who knows how to press all the right buttons in both canine and human form. So she's got to struggle with that internal natural desire and be won over. Lots of opportunity for transformation to create both embarrassing and cute situations. And you can throw in a bit of drama, angry male werewolf attacking the other love interest, girl wolfing out to protect him. A lot of situation design depends on your setting - a veteranian turning into a wolf, the focus of the story being a guy that falls in love with a wolf girl, a human girl falling in love with a wolf guy. setting it in some sort of fantasy world would, some sort of bladerunner werewolf setting, magical things being rare or common, werewolf form being permanent or temporary or triggered by a full moon vs emotions or choice - things can change completely based on all that stuff. Sounds like a fun idea though, would love to see some visuals accompany it! This might be a good way to try that old visual novel idea you experimented with a while back.

Wat

Transfer student goes to a new school out far in the countryside that seems like the entire student body has got something to hide. Including the teachers. He's shocked at first but eventually the next full moon brings out his own *wild side* he never knew he had.

Earthbound books

How about a story about a male werewolf meets a female werepanther? A feral encounter between the beasts of the woods and the jungle. Will the traditional cat/dog conflict occur or will they see each other in a different light under the moon?

Krillos

How about a full moon scenario? Usually, a full moon's like a mating season thing for werewolves and demihumans. There could be TFs and BE and Schlong swelling and such.

Stone Quillian III

Well obviously very vivid and exhaustive descriptions of the transformation process with "engoring" and "swelling" organs.

Mark Patten

Why am I looking at this picture and imagining someone with a broom running in to shoo the big girl away like a common house pest. XD

Silvador


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