INSANE GARTIC PHONE (UNCENSORED)
Added 2024-04-28 19:26:05 +0000 UTC
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First try I beat mika
TheDarkMario
2025-12-07 12:24:52 +0000 UTCWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, panda. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, panda
toe tickkler
2025-11-22 13:20:05 +0000 UTCYep I'm hard
Shreks Onions
2024-08-12 22:29:01 +0000 UTCyou suck
joosebox
2024-07-25 01:47:04 +0000 UTCIt took me like 5 tries to beat mika
Toasterstrudel
2024-07-21 05:08:12 +0000 UTCwho tryna give me some dick
Lurlux
2024-06-26 08:01:18 +0000 UTCApandahs cover of Michael Jackson’s ‘Speed Demon’ needs a full version. That was the most beautiful singing I have ever heard in my life
odo_bio
2024-06-10 04:30:09 +0000 UTCSpeed Demon
NinjagoPenguin
2024-05-06 03:22:57 +0000 UTCYou mean I've just been waiting a half hour for the bit to end and my player was buffering?
AshesWhatThe
2024-04-30 22:12:43 +0000 UTCi beat you mika
Miles D
2024-04-29 19:11:49 +0000 UTCthe video stopped for a minute and i thought it was another one of their bits where they just go quiet
BugChamp
2024-04-29 17:27:20 +0000 UTCWhat if freakasacus and jacob schlattorious kissed…
Thomas
2024-04-29 14:22:49 +0000 UTC11:05 - 12:19 Do the math BONERBOYS!
emme
2024-04-29 13:26:37 +0000 UTCI only pay for GARTIC PHONE!!!!
Noah Wynn
2024-04-29 12:47:29 +0000 UTCit was just cock :(
victoria 🏹
2024-04-29 11:28:14 +0000 UTCI won the breath holding competition very barely because it's been a while since I've practiced holding my breath (i used to be able to go almost 2 minutes)
Tambet Tammisto
2024-04-29 07:44:54 +0000 UTCi too beat Mika in the breath comp, but barely, he shouldnt have listen to Astro, she was trying to psych him out
Thoticus
2024-04-29 06:18:04 +0000 UTCcool
stencylxd
2024-04-29 04:57:11 +0000 UTCi like that last one
Hylian
2024-04-29 04:41:36 +0000 UTCMy lungs have more capacity than any of the sleep deprived members
Babypigpig122
2024-04-29 03:48:04 +0000 UTCIt’s been 15 dollars since the last uncensored patreon video
Purp
2024-04-29 03:06:05 +0000 UTCI'm so glad that I pay for the patreon so I can see Goku's little chode. Thank you Sleep Deprived.
Trishial
2024-04-29 02:26:03 +0000 UTCI beat the whole podcast, I've been holding my breath for 30 years!
Richard M. Nixon
2024-04-29 02:01:51 +0000 UTCI think they should draw more cum
Cum enjoyer
2024-04-29 01:35:17 +0000 UTCPeter, I'm horny
Charleston McCain
2024-04-29 01:22:42 +0000 UTCthe dick does have a nice bounce to it
thestabbiest
2024-04-29 01:09:01 +0000 UTCi’m pooing
owen
2024-04-29 00:44:02 +0000 UTCwow finally! took us 3 months but we got a new uncensored patreon gaming episode. i love spending my money on these Failures
Requiem
2024-04-29 00:19:40 +0000 UTCno no i agree with astro, it does have a nice bounce to it
Jester
2024-04-28 23:41:32 +0000 UTCFuck you I beat mika
NinjagoPenguin
2024-04-28 23:24:18 +0000 UTCBallsack bird made the $5 a month worth it
Aggelos Zymaris
2024-04-28 22:48:32 +0000 UTCi hope all 10,004 of us are invited to the wedding
laaayel
2024-04-28 22:46:14 +0000 UTCSleep Deprived Just Dance when?
Trishial
2024-04-28 22:20:27 +0000 UTCHey everyone welcome.back to sleep deprived Garlic hpone
bungus
2024-04-28 21:58:49 +0000 UTCi stopped jorking my penitrs for this it better be good
chin
2024-04-28 21:23:37 +0000 UTCnuh uh
Josj
2024-04-28 21:19:50 +0000 UTCI beat mika and now im braindead
Wqlfey
2024-04-28 20:39:13 +0000 UTCKetchup on eggs is arguably worse than terrorism
Jackblox
2024-04-28 20:29:43 +0000 UTCI beat mika. Terrible
Thingy
2024-04-28 20:25:24 +0000 UTCI should up my Patreon tier so they spend more time gambling my money instead of making videos that cause me emotional distress
Stressd
2024-04-28 20:18:21 +0000 UTCGenius Ideas to make money: Comedy Night with SDMP cast Im_Jawsh podcast Overwatch 2 video Or just give up
WoodMM2
2024-04-28 20:17:42 +0000 UTCI was just thinking this
WoodMM2
2024-04-28 20:16:39 +0000 UTCi sure hope this video doesn’t contain huge testicles
dani awesome
2024-04-28 20:15:03 +0000 UTCWIN
Mia
2024-04-28 20:09:13 +0000 UTC😦
《The_Shlatt♡shelf》
2024-04-28 20:02:56 +0000 UTCFUCKING FINALLY
《The_Shlatt♡shelf》
2024-04-28 20:02:13 +0000 UTCCan aztro draw boobs again please?
Bush
2024-04-28 19:55:14 +0000 UTCits got a nice bounce to it
JayKay
2024-04-28 19:53:44 +0000 UTCwholesome
loedje
2024-04-28 19:51:20 +0000 UTCstraight up yankin my yerkin to this
Crunchy Lettuce
2024-04-28 19:51:19 +0000 UTCsometimes it really sets in that I'm paying for this shit
Natoonie
2024-04-28 19:50:11 +0000 UTCi beat mika can i join sdmp😝
Mickey
2024-04-28 19:47:46 +0000 UTCTrue
Nye
2024-04-28 19:43:39 +0000 UTCim so happy
TimTim
2024-04-28 19:40:52 +0000 UTCthey've actually lost it
Taiga
2024-04-28 19:38:32 +0000 UTCoh boy!!! can't wait for titties!!!!! I'm gonna schlerk SOOO hard
ManyNames
2024-04-28 19:34:12 +0000 UTCWorst 5$ of my life
midn1ght875
2024-04-28 19:32:43 +0000 UTCthank u guys i'm ready to see boobs
victoria 🏹
2024-04-28 19:31:41 +0000 UTCI love the noises
Volclus
2024-04-28 19:31:37 +0000 UTCCan’t wait for all the videos to just turn into 4 adults making animal noises for 20 minutes
Benrard
2024-04-28 19:29:00 +0000 UTCwatching this on company time
BlueMoonMeg
2024-04-28 19:28:28 +0000 UTCPanda looking at what he was watching when post nut clarity hits
Average tea enjoyer
2024-04-28 19:28:24 +0000 UTCThis is what the woke wants
Emmie Ashmore
2024-04-28 19:28:21 +0000 UTCfartic honk
clarify_it
2024-04-28 19:28:02 +0000 UTCi NEED ZORN
Nye
2024-04-28 19:27:53 +0000 UTCstraight up jorking it
caragea
2024-04-28 19:27:25 +0000 UTCgartic phonk
Cobrav809
2024-04-28 19:27:06 +0000 UTCthere better be really hot porn that I can goon my zock too in this video.
busterblock
2024-04-28 19:26:37 +0000 UTCgartic plonk
Nye
2024-04-28 19:26:37 +0000 UTC
