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The Official 'Smitty 2.0' BNL Pixar Theory (Ad-Free)

CHAPTERS:

0:00 - Setup

2:44 - Chapter 1: BNL Attacks Humans

13:15 - Chapter 2: Discovering the Secret Entities

25:07 - Chapter 3: BNL Attacks Animals

34:39 - Chapter 4: BNL Attacks Monsters

42:41 - Chapter 5: Heat Death of the Human Soul

48:53 - Chapter 6: BNL Conquers the Multiverse

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See it here! See it now! This is it!!! The official Baby Smitty Theory 2.0-- My magnum opus...

Smitty 2.0 is almost done!

It should be here within a week or two. I'm just adding finishing touches. I've uploaded 3 spoiler scenes from it on my Patreon page, and the first-uploaded clip is now FREE to watch.

More Spoiler Clips From Smitty 2.0

Smitty 2.0 -- More Spoiler Clips

SMITTY 2.0 CLIP -- Spoilers

This is a clip from my upcoming Baby Smitty theory. This is halfway through the video when I cover the da Vinci code of Finding Nemo, and answer Smitty's origins.

Most Insane Script Leak From Smitty 2.0

Baby Smitty Theory 2.0 -- Script Spoilers

This is from somewhere in the middle of the video, part of a segment called "Heat Death of the Human Soul". You get to see my edit notes in here too lol "breath shaking" 😂

Theorizer Update

I've been working very hard to bring my channel back from the brink of destruction, and I succeeded beyond my wildest expectations by hacking the algorithm. However, I need to work even harder if I hope to allow the next few uploads to succeed in this way.

Smitty 2.0 is enormous. I outlined it a few weeks ago, and now it's halfway written, yet still I keep swapping chapters around.

Making my last few videos took 10x longer than previous ones, because of the amount of refining I di...

Easter Surprise

I just unlocked the Garfield theory for the $1 tier

GARFIELD THEORY (Ad-Free)

CHAPTERS:

0:00 - Setup

3:17 - Chapter 1: He's Not a Cat

6:46 - Chapter 2: Everyone Knows & They're Lying

16:22 - Chapter 3: The Alien Origins

19:28 - Chapter 4: My Theory is Canon

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See it here! See it now! Higher tiers get access immediately, and the rest of the world sees it on Saturday. This is the original, ad-free edition.

This video is an attempt at analyzing the well-kno...

SNEAK PEEK: Garfield Theory Clip

I'm almost done editing, but this is a rough draft clip from part of the video's climax.

Pick a Title!

For the Garfield theory. Which one would your friends and family most likely click? The thumbnail will probably be this:

Coming Soon...

Patrons will get some updates and sneak peeks as I edit the Garfield Theory over the next couple weeks, and then they will get it early.

(And then what you've been waiting for... Smitty 2.0)

Garfield Theory in 3 Lines.

Bill Murray’s Garfield is a descendant of Egyptian Spaghetti Alien CGI Cats. He is Pan.

The British worship his kind. Cults seek to kill them. They control everything.

All the characters except Garfield know this. Jon is a hostage. Odie is a sacrifice. Liz is a spy.

THEORIZER'S HORROR THEORY (Ad-Free)

VIDEO CHAPTERS:

0:00 - Lake Mungo Recap

5:04 - Lake Mungo Review

7:37 - The Most Terrifying Films Ever

13:59 - Cosmic Horror Tangent

16:40 - Why Lake Mungo is Scary

21:07 - Lake Mungo's Meticulous Direction

22:50 - Brief Theories on Lake Mungo's Lore

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See it here! See it now! Mid-Tier and higher patrons get it right now, and it goes public on Saturday! This is the ad-free version.

This video is my...

THEORIZER'S OFFICIAL HORROR PYRAMID

This defines horror by "difficulty to achieve successfully" with the highest being very hard to direct in film. It is involved in my upcoming theory on horror.

Theorizer clear

Obscured but all you’re getting. From puzzle

BABY SMITTY 2.0 is in Beta!

Here are the temporary chapter outlines for the video

SHARK BOY LAVA GIRL THEORY (Ad-Free)

CHAPTERS:

0:00 - Setup

2:15 - Chapter 1: Max's Superpowers

6:32 - Chapter 2: Everyone is a God

16:03 - Chapter 3: There's a Sequel

19:02 - Chapter 4: It Was Always Real

28:13 - Finale + Bonus Twist

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See it here! See it now! Extreme & Godly Patrons get it NOW, Advanced Patrons get it later this week, and it goes public on Saturday! This is the original, ad-free edition.

This solves all of...

SHARK BOY LAVA GIRL TIMELINE GRAPHIC

Any questions?

IMPORTANT POLL! Select Multiple!

What is the best title for this theory video? Which would you probably click? Which compliments the thumbnail?

*SELECT ALL TITLE VARIATIONS YOU LIKE*

FAMILY GUY: SMART STEWIE THEORY (Ad-Free)

See it here! See it now! Extreme & Godly Patrons get it NOW, Advanced Patrons get it in 40 hours, and the public on Saturday! This is the original, ad-free edition.

This theory solves every single mystery about Stewie Griffin from Family Guy in one fell swoop. It also solves most of the other baby characters in the show, as well as Stewie's stuffed bear Rupert, and the IQ levels of the other Griffins. The first third recaps the episode of today's discussion, the second third solves ...

ZELDA THEORY: THE SPIRIT TRACKS LORE (Ad-Free)

See it here! See it now! Extreme & Godly Patrons get it NOW, Advanced Patrons get it a day from now, and it goes public on Saturday! This is the ad-free edition.

This is a theory on The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, and to a lesser extent, its prequels. It dissects and classifies the lore of the game, which nobody on the entire internet EVER talks about, so I am. It covers the Spirits, Demons, tons of New Hyrule's kingdom history, and solves Linebeck's life story following Phantom...

MORT THEORY: PART 28 (Ad-Free)

CHAPTERS:

0:00 - Is This All Satire? (No)

4:36 - Full Mort Theory Recap

7:54 - Official Mort Timeline

11:33 - How Can We Prove This?

13:33 - Official Dreamworks Timeline

15:59 - Mort’s True Form

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See it here! See it now! Extreme & Godly Patrons get it NOW, Advanced Patrons get it next week, and the public on the 29th of June! This is the ad-free edition. This is the introduction part to th...

Which Thumbnail Do you Like Most for "Mort: Part 28"

I need you all to comment which is most alluring or appealing to you!

LIST OF DREAMWORKS CANONS IN MORT THEORY

This is a tiered priority list of the films and shows included in Mort Theory

OFFICIAL DREAMWORKS FAMILY TREE CHART

I'm paywalling this bad boy until the video lmao

*SLICKER* OFFICIAL DREAMWORKS TIMELINE CHART

This is going to be in Part 28 of the Mort Theory. This is the timeline as it currently stands. This is much higher quality than the variant I uploaded a few hours ago, and thus I will unveil THAT chart to lower patrons and paywall THIS one for the higher instead.

OFFICIAL MORT THEORY GUIDE CHART (1-27)

This is one of many graphics to be featured in the upcoming "Mort Theory: Part 28"

THEORIZER UPDATE

Sorry about the delays, I’ve been moving! Luckily, I’ve been theorizing through the whole process! Higher tier patrons will get these videos fairly early. Here’s what’s coming up soon:

• MORT THEORY: PART 28

  • The next entry in the Mort Theory is Part 28 (it used to be titled Part 27 until I decided to squish my other recap into the playlist too). This is the FIRST logic segment, and will first establish, once and for all, how likel...

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