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Film Sack 714: War of The Worlds (2025)

On this week's Film Sack podcast, a colossal invasion of Earth is coming in this off-kilter take on the legendary novel of the same name, filled with present-day themes of technology, government surveillance, and privacy. It also has Ice Cube in it! So Eff the police, comin straight from the underground indeed! 

Enjoy the link Ibbott mentioned in this episode with the super cut of Ice Cube reacting in this movie. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmLmaVtSR8

IBBOTT LYRICS

Working for the DHS

This pandemic's been a mess

They all work from home, leaving me alone

It's a one-person shop I guess

And if Disruptor weren't enough

Aliens have called our bluff

Come to do their worst

Feed their data thirst

And chase after a desperate housewife

My kids are still alive, get me the drive

Brought to you by Amazon

With Clippy down, I'm on my own

Wife's Facebook page is all gone

Is it too much to ask?

Why must I multitask?

Alone again, in D.C.

To think that only yesterday

Director Briggs and I were OK

But the docs we found, such deceit abound

He was leading us astray

He didn't tell us what he knew

In our MS Teams review

But that maniac, thanks to my son's hack

Will be cackling from a jail cell

Survail my daughter too, new meaning to

Helicopter parenting

You need a smidge, green in your fridge

Would kale be so embarrassing?

But for now I'll give the keys

To Thelma and Louise

Alone again, in D.C.

RANDY POEM

Ice Cube declared, “These Martians fear my flow!”

But couldn't carry this weird, dumbass show.

Then Eva Longoria stormed on screen,

Deliv'ring lines like a daytime soap queen.

The two combined made chaos hard to bear:

A rapper lost, a housewife with bad hair.

Comments

I've been to the end of streaming,sadly, and am willing to take risks. Although I will not watch this movie again, I absolutely hate how stupid the characters in the Tom Cruise version were. The monetary difference should be the key and I bet I actually rented the Tom Cruise garbage.

Ethan Obi-Wan Allen

I liked it, so I'm glad I didn't hear about it.

Ethan Obi-Wan Allen

In my defense, 2020 was 2.5 years long.

Randy Jordan

“top Gun filmed in 2018 released in 2020 so four years” - Randy lol this movie was so bad. It knocked the math out of you.!

Riley Payne

Totally! I felt like I was taking crazy pills!

Randy Jordan

I'll be honest, this is one of the few times I was watching a movie and hoping for more ads.

Thomas Chambers

Not even the worst film sack movie I’ve seen.

Dylan Kean


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