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The Chairwoman's Speech

Added 2025-12-03 03:00:05 +0000 UTC

Quick mid-week treat, tinies

Taking a short breather from Performance Review (still only 3 pages in, don’t worry, we’ll be back) to drop this delicious standalone: The Chairwoman’s Speech. The nation’s most powerful bureaucrat delivers a very firm, very public address about ‘corrective insertion protocols’ and making sure even the smallest entities are pushed deep into the proper channel for intensive review… while the tiniest offender is already getting exactly that kind of hands-on treatment beneath her skirt.

“Rest assured, citizens: no matter how small or defiant the violation, we will personally ensure it is firmly inserted into the correct orifice… I mean, office… for immediate and thorough reaming - er, review. Thank you.”

He’s not sure which smells stronger: her authority or her asshole. 😈