Molly: "What time is it? Oh yeah, it's DUNK O'CLOCK!"
Friend A: "Molls, there is no dunking in this ga--and that's the sound of someone getting dunked on. Okay then."
Friend B: "They do say lacrosse was originally invented as a less fatal alternative for war."
Friend A: "With Molls on the field, we might as well just have the war."
See, when Molly said, "I always wanted to play lacrosse.", what she was really saying was, "I want to fling the ever-living crap out of that ball with a net on a stick."
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GIJ
2018-06-29 18:10:54 +0000 UTC