Evil Inc Shareholders’ Report: Oct. 12

🎃 Welcome to the spooky season at Evil Inc!

The latest Evil Inc chapter has wrapped, which means it’s time for me to take a little creative breather — and that means “Meanwhile…” strips, Halloween one-shots, and a few monstrous surprises for Patreon backers.

Every October, I go a little mad-scientist with bonus comics, Real Housewives of Transylvania episodes, and pumpkin-spiced perversion. This year? Oh, it’s no different. In fact… it’s deader than ever.

👻 Evil Inc’s Halloween Costume Party

A reader asked who the Evil Inc cast would dress up as for Halloween. Here are some thoughts.

• Lightning Lady: goes full Corporate Barbie — pink power suit, lightning bolt handbag, and a look that says “I put the energy in synergy.”
  

• Miss Match: shows up as a “sexy firefighter”… then proceeds to start a few fires (without using her powers).
  

• Desi: conjures her own costume — a shimmering spirit that keeps changing forms mid-party. Things get interesting when the spirit insists on taking coffee breaks.
  

• Angus: wears a wool sweater and horns polished to a shine. Calls himself “Sheep-ish.” The pun alone earns him third place.
  

• Catnip: cosplays as Wonder Woman. She’s not crazy about the character, but she's had experience making people tell the truth with ropes.
  

• Phenomenal Lass: dresses as Jessica Rabbit… without realizing how on-the-nose it is. She just thought it was “a cute vintage look.” Unfortunately, she flubs her trademark line, saying: "I'm not badly, I'm just drawn that way," and somewhere a cartoonist clutches his chest.
  

• Count Spurlock: comes as a Vampirella — yes, Vampirella — “to challenge gender norms.” He snacks on a bowl of cherry tomatoes and makes uncomfortable eye contact.
  

• Iron Dragon: arrives in a large Godzilla costume and stomps around looking for a city to flatten. He settles for the buffet table, which he decimates one crab rangoon at a time.
  

• Surgat: (our favorite demon of locked doors) appears as a locksmith, wearing nothing but a tool belt and smirk. “Ironic? Sure. But practical.”
  

Your turn — what do you think the Evil Inc cast should dress as for Halloween? Hit reply or drop your picks in the comments.

🧛‍♀️ One Night at the Mad Monster Key Party

Over on Patreon, we’re celebrating Halloween with a brand-new series of monster cartoons: The Mad Monster Key Party.

Every Monday this month, a new single-panel cartoon drops featuring your favorite classic monsters letting their freak flags fly.

Inspired by the 1967 Rankin-Bass film Mad Monster Party, this series blends campy horror, vintage kink, and the kind of humor that built Evil Inc in the first place.

🕸️ Meanwhile…

Between major story arcs, I’ve been running shorter “Meanwhile…” strips — little peeks into the everyday chaos around the Evil Inc office.

Next week, Desi decides to use her power to decorate the office for Halloween!

They’re fun, punchy breaks between storylines — and if you’ve ever wanted to know what your favorite villains do off the clock, this is where you’ll find out.

🦇 Real Housewives of Transylvania Returns

No Halloween would be complete without a visit from The Real Housewives of Transylvania. Expect new pages, new debauchery, and enough gothic drama to raise the dead (and then seduce them).

Plus, NSFW commissions and a few special “Courting Disaster” callbacks will be haunting Patreon throughout October.

And remember — if you join at any NSFW tier, you’ll get Scared Stiff, a 132-page eComic featuring stories from Evil Inc After Dark and Real Housewives of Transylvania, plus commissions and spicy single-panels.

🕯️ Stay Evil, Stay Connected

👹 Patreon: October exclusives include Mad Monster Key Party and NSFW comics galore.
💀 Itch.io: Digital comics and bundles, always DRM-free. (NSFW link)
🦹 Bluesky: Daily Halloween Countdown comics, art shares, and behind-the-scenes fun.
📬 Substack: Evil Inc, delivered right to your inbox — free.

The next major Evil Inc chapter is already in development — but for now, I’m savoring the spooky season and all the ghoulish giggles it brings.

🧙‍♀️ Until Next Time…

Thanks, as always, for being part of Evil Inc — the comic that’s been keeping villainy profitable for over 25 years.

Until next time… may your tricks be naughty, your treats be nice,
and your parties be key.

🦇
— Brad