"This is the 4th set of stools I've had to replace this month. The warehouse guys think I'm crazy -- saying that no place in the country has another issue like this; splintered wood, questionable fluids, the stench. For god's sake, they come here NUDE and eat and drink for hours. What- you wanna try and say no to these guys? It's easier to buy new furniture!"
Commission for Bumbonanza of his dinosaur and boar characters poppin' a squat at the pub~