Teen Titans Go Vlogging(TgTf)

Log #758

“Status report. Raven and Starfire are still not back from their trip, which was expected. What wasn’t expected was for their apparent arch enemy to appear here demanding a fight. We had never heard of this… uh Beast Boy? Do you remember what her name was?”

“No dude. It was like ten syllables and half of them sounded like she was gargling.”

“Well I need a name for the logs so our records stay accurate and up to date.”

“Just call her the floaty evil lady.”

“I’m not going to use a joke signifier for something that could be an impor-“

“Alright. Geez. I know it was freaky, but you don’t have to take it out on me.”

“… so their archenemy who shall remain unnamed attacked the tower only to relent after realizing that Starfire and Raven weren’t here. After explaining the situation without revealing where they actually were, she calmed down and stopped using magic to destroy the tower, but she still remained distasteful towards, ‘such disgusting masculinity’ and waved her hands to unknown effect before using a separate spell to teleport. As far as Cyborg can tell, nothing has changed, but we are all on edge without Raven here to properly check for magic. Attempts to contact them are still unsuccessful after Beast Boy spammed the communicator leading to Raven destroying it. Will report tomorrow as the situation changes”

Log # 759

“Status report. No word back from the girls yet, but Cyborg says he’ll work on getting our communications back up soon. Apparently he made a mistake when he ran a diagnostic and now his systems are a little “funky” according to him. The only noticeable difference is that his color scheme changed. We all found out today that Cyborg actually has LED lights to give his tech that blue coloring since it, and I’m quoting him here, ‘makes me look badass,’ but now it’s bright pink. He is of course, extremely agitated and has holed up inside his room. I also have to have a talk with Beast Boy about laying off on the jokes for now. I don’t want to get caught up in a prank war, especially when one of the fighters controls all of the tower’s functionality. Though Beast Boy did seem a little.. well I’ll talk about that if it continues. Nothing else seems off for now, but we will remain vigilant.”

Click

(grumbling)”Or at least I will. SCRRTCH SCRRTH I need to get a hai- wait is this thing still o-“

Log #760

“Status report. Beast Boy really need to stop making things worse. And Cyborg needs to stay focused. Now his voicebox is glitching out and he sounds… well it keeps changing pitch midsentence. But I’m also worried about Beast Boy. Maybe he’s taking something out on Cyborg, but he’s been acting strange for the last two days. I didn’t include it in yesterday’s report, but he’s been eating less, which isn’t that bad considering our usual food budgets, but for two days now he’s been eating less and less and when I asked him why, he just made a dumb joke about watching his figure. I don’t think it has anything to do with Terra either, but he’s just acting weird. I’ve let him know that he can talk to me about anything, but that’s all I can do fo-PHHH! All I can do f-PHHH! This stupid hair! That’s all for now.”

Log 761

“Status report. Raven and Starfire are still gone, not that I could blame them for wanting to get away from all of this. Beast Boy and Cyborg are still bickering and the tower’s (KFF) starting to turn into a mess. Cyborg still hasn’t fixed his voice and it’s weird to hear that low voice burst out randomly when he’s talking. Oh and the situation with Beast Boy has been handled. He’s sick! I wish he could have told us that before, cause now I’m feeling it too. Of course, I have to push on through it as the leader. We all cleaned up the tower together, though Beast Boy was reprimanded for slacking off. He kept changing shirts, complaining that they were too(KFF) scratchy. Yeah. Sure. We didn’t touch any of our own rooms though. Cyborg’s still working on getting our social media back online, I don’t like people coming into my room and Beast Boy’s room is… well it’s(KFF) Beast Boy. Why’d I have to get sick now? It feels like I have a lump in my throat that’s refusing t- KFFF KFFF KFFFF GULP. W-what did I just swallow? I- um, I’m ending this now. I… I better make some tea.”

Log 762

“Status report. I’m feeling much better now, but I am still a little fatigued. I did some training earlier and ran out of steam much faster than I usually do. I need to keep at it though. I swear I can feel myself getting weaker when I’m not pushing myself. Plus my body looks… more compact? That sounds dumb. You don’t just lose ten pounds overnight, though I guess I do look pretty thin now. I need to stay focused. This isn’t just for me, but for the rest of the team.

Cyborg fixed his voice finally and now he’s working on getting our pages up again, but he keeps leaving the tower for shopping sprees, saying he needs better tech and clothes. I don’t really see the point, but as long as he gets everything working again, I’ll stay silent. Beast Boy’s acting weird again. So yesterday I thought his whole shirt thing was just a ploy to slack off, but now he can’t stop scratching his chest. I wouldn’t mind it so much if he didn’t keep making those weird noises. Like I know it’s nice to scratch an itch, but he’s enjoying it too much. And it’s like a yawn cause whenever I see him scratching, I start to feel it too. I mean I want to scratch too, but that’d look weird and I wouldn’t want to do something unleaderly. I mean, maybe if Bru- Know what? I’ll save that for another time.”

Log 763

“Status report. I swear I’m going to lock Beast Boy in a cage if he goes into my room again! He swore he didn’t do anything, but I’m not an idiot. Cyborg was out again shopping and went to get his hair styled so it couldn’t have been him and no one else has attacked the tower for days. I came in to get a change of clothes after a long training session and I look in my closet and there’s just a bunch of skirts mixed in with my normal stuff! Even my sweats are now yoga pants. I mean this wouldn’t be that much of a problem, but since the washing machine’s still on the fritz, I’ll have to wear them soon enough.

Speaking of the washing machine, Cyborg needs to spend less time fixing himself up and more time maintaining the tower. I know he’s been excited since he found some new processor that lets him reduce all the tech he uses, but he’s starting to look kind of… I don’t know. I’m probably just overreacting, but I definitely need to have a word with him tomorrow if the machine isn’t working.

Skkrtch Skkrtch

Oh and the itching is getting worse. It wouldn’t be the first time Beast Boy gave us fleas, but this seems too... localized to be fleas. I’ve been putting some ointment on my chest, but it’s starting to get puffy. It’s probably something in all that junk food we’ve been eating. Well I’ll cut back and see how that goes. I needed to go on a diet anyway. Anything else…? Oh! I’ve decided that ‘log’ feels too impersonal and I mean these could be a bit more watchable. I’ll figure out what to call them by the next log-er… Well that’s all for now.

Diary 764

Status… look today was really weird. The laundry machine was still broken, so I had to put on one of the pairs of yoga pants. I wasn’t about to wear clothes that haven’t been washed in a week and I mean at least they’re cute, but that really doesn’t matter right now. Wait where was I… Cyborg. He… um… no, yeah he was about to leave for another trip in some outfit I’d never even seen before, probably from the last trip, but I had had enough and he’s finally fixing it, but that’s not what was weird. Yesterday he couldn’t stop talking about his upgrades, so of course I tried to give him a compliment after seeing he had been successful cause he was really thin and compact now. I barely even recognized him at first, but he just looked at me like I was crazy and said he hadn’t upgraded anything. These weren’t just minor changes, his whole body was at least half a foot shorter and his bulky cybernetics were contained in half the space. He said he had always been like that, which I know is wrong now because I checked yesterday’s tape, but I had this weird urge to just accept it. Why is he hiding things from me? Was it something I did? Maybe I- URGH remember your training Robin and don’t let this get you down. You’re strong, confident and-

…

I’m still rolling aren’t I?

Well moving on from that, Beast Boy was even weirder today, though I can’t say it wasn’t a welcome change. I still can’t understand how he lives in that pigsty. And no I don’t mean a real one I mean his room. But today he suddenly asked me where the garbage bags were and started to throw away all the junk. And I didn’t even have to order him to do it!

…

Still left it to me to take all the bags down to the dumpster, so I guess not everything changed. He wasn’t even trying to think of an excuse. He used the same ‘chest issue’ excuse. Well okay, they did look pretty swollen, but I mean It’s happening to me too and I’m you don’t hear me complaining! Sometimes I just wish I didn’t have to be the leader, but I guess I have to be because that’s what I was raised to do by da-aaad~ I mean- Dammit Robin you need to stop saying these things into the camera. And stop talking to yourself! You’re still doing it! Alright, that’s it, I’m turning this off ri-

Diary 765

I’m actually starting to like the long hair. I’ve been tying it back the last few days with a scrunchie and I think it actually looks good on me. I think it makes me look more mature no matter what Beast Boy and Cyborg say. Well they weren’t laughing today and when I tried to flaunt it, they just treated it like it was always like this and acted like I was being weird. They’re definitely planning something. They even made up some story about me freaking out over upgrades or something, but I don’t even have to check the tapes to know that’s not true. They’re not the only ones acting weird either.

It has been a slow week so of course we finally got called in. Mumbo found another magic wand, or maybe the same one keeps fixing itself and finding him. Either way it usually takes a good hour or two to actually get through his magic show and put him away, but when he saw us he kind of froze? He made some joke about “ixnaying the gentlemen from my opening line” and I was able to grapple his wand and break it before he even cast a spell. Yes, my hair is a bit longer than usual, but I’m not a… We’re not… Well he’s back where he belongs.

Diary 766

Even after cleanup Beast Boy's room is a mess. It sure didn't take long to get ba-

"What're ya doing Robin? Ooh talking trash behind my back?"

Get out of here Beast! This isn't meant to go out to anyone! I'm just logging what's been going on like I always do. Batman taught me to-

"Hey Cyborg! Come in here! Robin's doing a bl-ahhhh-og!"

I-It's not a blog and hey don't mess with the microphone! You're making weird noises again and I don't want this to get-

"Well look what the girl wonder was hiding from us. And here you were saying we didn't have time to make videos for our stuff. I thought you said it was unprofessional or-"

This isn't-

"No wonder you've been so weird lately. Were you trying to say I was fat with that weird thing about upgrades or whatever? Cause this body is more than ready for-"

I-I keep saying I don't remember saying-

"C'mon Robin. Let us vlog! It's what all the other cool teams are doing. Don't you want to be cool?"

Er, b-but doesn't posting our lives to social media greatly compromise our lives and identities?

"...dude we live in a tower in the shape of a T. I don't think anyone's asking where we're hiding. Besides you're the only one with the mask soooo~ wait. Are you posting these to Youtube? IT'S TOTALLY A VLOG! Oh my god you call it your diaries?"

What? No I'd never post these to- H-Huh? But I didn't-

"Liar!"

"Hypocrite!"

Okay I'm turning this off! We can talk about this lat-

Diary 767

Robin here... alone this time. You might notice I'm whispering, that's because the other two would barge in otherwise. Something feels off here, but I don't know what. I don't know why I'd post sensitive information publicly, daddy would never- Bru- Batman definitely trained me better even if he was always away... Ugh stay focused Robin. Even though I don't remember making the account, I found its username and password in the usual place I store all my key information. Cyborg threatened to cut the power to my room and Beast Boy kept making puppy eyes and rubbing against my leg with his soft... allergic reactions? Needless to say I eventually relented to their absurd demands so you might be seeing some new content on the chann-

Wh-Why am I talking to an audience? It's not like I have one... No this isn't right these are private vlogs for the tower, not some audience! I wouldn't be self absorbed enough like dad to actually...

A-Anyways Beast Boy and Cyborg will both be making their own content to supplement my own chronicling of the tower and our affairs. I don't know why they sound so excited, this is meant to be serious business and not some flight of fanc-EEEK!

S-Sorry about that my chest's been really sensitive and ever since Beast Boy was rubbing against it it's been especially... n-nevermind this isn't appropriate discussion for this kind of thing. I vow to not let this change up how things run thou-

Cyborg's Body Repair and Tech Up #1

What's up bitches?! Ya boi Cyborg here to show you how to take your computer game to the next level. I'll show you how to slim down your turbos, shed those capacitors and get in proper tech shape while looking good while ya do it. Now look at my hair. I've kept it short, but lets say you need to triple your weave game for the future. In step one of ninety seven you will take your plastic polymers and dip em into the black die for later while getting your plugs ready to sew into your-

Beast Gaming #1

Sup everybody! That's right it's the real Beast Boy here, you can tell by the way I'm a squirrel, now a dog, now a- What about my suit? Ah see it's made of special stuff that changes with me to fit my form perfectly. No I didn't design it and have no idea how it works buuut~ huh? Hah hah  yeah it's a bit swollen but it happens sometimes. When I get sick it's never the same since my body's all morphy and stuff. Kinda weird how it keeps getting looser at my chest but I can't complain. Usually when I'm sick I feel really cruddy, but these things feel awesome! Here when I flick one I go- hyaaaa~!

Oh wow, that one was really stro- Why are donations coming in? I didn't even start the game dudes! Anyways I heard this was easy and it fits the animal theme so lets try it. Ecco the dolphin! Now this is my first time playing this so let's see how this goes!

Vlog 768

sigh

...since my room is closest to Beast Gi- Boy's I've had to hear them screaming at their game for the last five hours mixed with dolphin noises. I had to get a tank for them after they said becoming the character would help but... it didn't. And then when he changed back I didn't have the heart to tell him that with his uniform wet his er... I hope the camera can't catch me blushing, but yeah. I wonder why Cyborg isn't affected like the two of us. He seemed kind of jealous heh.

Back to the topic, I'm almost done getting rid of all the fake clothes that were replaced in that prank. I mean it helped that they were clearly worn, but I don't know who hid all those pants and boxers in my drawers. Well at least I know it wasn't Beast Boy rifling through my panties so that's a relief I guess...

I can't shake the feeling of unease I have, but I can't pin it to anything. I will report back if I find anything new to report on. And I guess so will Beast Boy and Cyborg if I can get them to take this seriously. Robin signing off.

Vlog 769

Nothing much to report. Some movement from Hive is getting our attention but that's still in the reconnaissance stage and obviously I can't talk about that even to you guys. That's why there's been a few days gap in my reports since I've been busy. Um, s-speaking on that...

Err thanks for the views, but could you guys watch the other two more? I'm really not doing this for views and it's really annoying the other tw- Huh? What's a superchat? Wait is this live? It's not meant to be! How do I turn this of- Why are you all giving me money? Wait no I'm fine really this is just meant to be an update. S-Stop it's embarrassing! Argh why are there even more donations?!

Beast Gaming #6

Sup Beast Bros! Since I'm definitely not jealous at all about Robin getting all the views and stuff I'm doing this one live to prove there's nothing to be jealous about! Anyways new top since the old one split yesterday and it gives the girls more room to breathe. Today I'll be streaming some Amnesia! Oh and besides reading all your donations, I'll also be changing into the top donor's ask. Oh wow one already? Catgirl? Are you saying I'm not the cutest already? Nah I'm kidding now lets see, ear one, ear two and the t-HAAAAil~!

...um ignore that sound I guess my cheeks are a lil sore from all this sitting. Ah crap are they getting allergized too?

Cyborg's Body Repair and Tech Up #7

Now I know y'all ain't saying my tutorials are too hard. Wah you go too fast, waaah I'm not missing a limb so when am I going to need to rebuild an arm? Well if I see another person calling my booty fake or making a no dick joke I'm gonna go to your house, rip off one of yours and whoop your ass with it! Then we'll see who's going to need to make a robot arm out of spare parts from a car, a coffee machine and a gameboy color! Now let's continue to step eighty five and start soldering the screen wires from step thirty two we put to the side…

Beast Gaming #6 continued

Yaaay finally finished it. Thanks for making my hands tentacles for all the-

yaaaaawwwn

hardest parts. Really cool guy-

"YO BEAST BOY! ARE YA READY?"

Whatta ya mean? I'm just finishing the stream. We didn't have to go till tomorrow and it's still light ou- Oh that's weird the date's a day forward.

"That's because you streamed all night Beast now hurry up lets go!"

Y-You're just jealous that my superchat is bigger than yours! Hey wait don't grab the ears they're sensitive! Ow ow ow!

"Change. Now!"

"Alright alright, just let me turn the stream off everyone can see my crack from this ang-"

Rival Crossover: Teen Titans vs H.I.V.E Hasbeens

"Kay Robin could you repeat that again?"

"Pay attention Beast Boy! H.I.V.E is trying to steal all of the city's power for their upcoming prom and they're going to strike the wear house toni- A-Are you livestreaming this right now?!"

"Uh... would you be angrier if I said yes or lied and said no?"

"Aw lighten up Robin. We don't get to do these big crossover events too often for the channel and some of us need views."

"Hey why're you grabbing me on the shoulder? I'm totally winning out for views on our cha-"

"Both of you be quiet! We're trying to pull off an ambush and if you keep screaming they'll-"

FSSSHHH

"Know what? We've already found you sillies. Though we already knew you were coming long befo- Um... Gizmo, Mammoth. Are these cosplayers? I mean I know the Titans had girls on their team but weren't these guys um... guys?"

"when've you ever focused on what people look like besides that fast dude in the yellow suit? of course it's the titans I tracked their cyborg dumby's trackers and it has to be- wh-who the hell are you?!"

"WHERE IS TITANS?! I WANT CRUSH TITANS!"

"wait maybe the goth girl put on their clothes or something. I definitely don't remember beast bum and rotten egg having breasts. At least Cyloser's as flat as I-"

"Oh you're in for it now you lil pea sized, pea-brained tech nerd!"

"Yeah! The Titans are way more popular than you dumb H.I.V.E. people. I saw your school's channel and you don't even have half our subscribers! Not even Jinx has a following and she's like, the only hot one in your group!"

"Subscribers? Gizmo, what are these nerds talking about? And seriously, do none of you even notice how different you- Oh my god did your boobs just get bigger?! Oh this is rich I think my bad luck magic is hastening whatever is doing this.  This is too- wait Gizmo where did Robin go? I don't- GAAAHHH~!"

"agh where the heck is he firing fro- GZZZZZGGZZZ!"

"COME OUT SMALL FLYING BOY! MAMMOTH NOT FALL TO TINY TOOTHPICK SHOT AT HIM! FIGHT MAMMOTH NOW BEFORE MAMMOTH... KILL... ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ."

"Hell yeah Robin! See my plan to distract them all that I didn't tell you about totally worked! Um, Robin? Y-You look angry. Hey wait don't use that electro whoziwatsit on me you'll break the cameraAAAAAZZZZZ-

Vlog 770

Well that was a disaster. I told Beast Boy to never do that again or I'd change the password for the channel. I asked Cyborg to help, but he just grumbled about his chest and that he'd be making improvements. I really didn't want this to be used for anything besides work. Argh why didn't I just make these private?! Batman was right I'm not-

"nngh ahahhhh~!"

sigh Yeah that's Beast Boy. He's been fidgety since we got back, saying Jinx's magic got all over him and Cyborg and now he feels funny. I thought he was trying to get out of being yelled at, but he's been making those sounds now for the last few hours. It's been really distracting and every time I try to record it gets interrupted. This is the fifth time so I'm just going to upload this when it's done. Despite everything the viewer count was very high and at least we stopped them from-

"AHHHH AH AHHHQUALAAD~! NNGH YEAH!"

O-On second thought I'm going to end the report here. Signin-

"OHHHH-"

Beast Girl's Payback Prank Time

Shh. It's ya girl Beastie here. Now despite what everyone heard that WASN'T me okay. I don't have a thing for Aqualad and he's an arrogant overconfident goody two shoes. It'd be like having a thing for Robin which is just gross. Here I'll call him up now to prove it.

BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ

"Beast Boy? Is there a problem in the seas nearby? It must be serious for you to call m-"

Yeah it's serious, seriously DUMB! Like you! Who I don't have a crush on right?

"Who is this? Did Beast Boy have a sist-"

Kay see he doesn't even recognize my voice. The only thing between him and me are about a thousand miles of city and forest. Don't think I didn't see you all making jokes after that Robin video! And since they did that, I figured I'd show you all the goods that you wanted. That's right, get a nice ol peek at little miss bori- I mean perfect's secret workout routine. Though I've got to be quiet or else Robin'll literally kill me. Now feast your eyes on the booty and legs you all said didn't exist.

"HYAA! KIYAH! HWA!"

Wow that sandbag's taking a beating. Ugh why're all of you spamming 'I wish that was me?' He's not that hot. Though hmm... I don't remember his legs being that long.

THWACK THUMP THUMP

Hehe good thing she's wearing her spandex today. Hope you're all enjoying the view. Though he seems really intense today. I can't tell which is shaking more, the bag or his thighs. Hmm? Bulge? Well yeah everyone knows Robin's a-

"NNGH! HYA! HIII- hiii- oooh~ H-HiyaaAAAAAAH AHH~! HFF HFF HFF Mmm~..."

girl. Her panties were just bunched up a bit see? It's gone. No she is not thicker than me! And even if she was able to crush someone between her thighs, I don't think she can sip a bubble tea without her hands if you know what I'm saying. I mean come on miss itty bitty over there isn't-

"BEAST GIRL?! ARE YOU RECORDING?! YOU IRRESPONSIBLE IDIOTIC-"

Oh crap gotta go gotta AH NOT THE FACE-

Vlog 771

S-So does anyone know how to delete a video from someone else's channel? And how to erase screenshots from the internet? I'd call up Batman but it's too embarrassing. Just please stop sharing all of those pictures. It was meant to be private training and Beast Girl has had the password to her main channel revoked until she deleted it... And then it got mirrored so she removed it.

On a brighter note, crime fighting has been much easier. All our enemies seem really confused when we arrive. I thought not having Raven and Starfire for a while would be really taxing on the team, but for some reason no matter what we do they all seem distracted and get easily taken out from a blind spot with one of my batarangs. Weird.

Speaking of weird, please tone back your comments. I know some people from Beast Girl's streams are there b-but it's not right to say such things! I mean at least  it's not as bad as when Batman had the nipple suit...

UPDATE Cy's New Body Reveal

Guess who it is?! Hah! That's right, not so flat now BOOYAH! All the repairs are complete. The new me is sleek, sexy and my hair's adjustable so I can do any style I want. Since I was able to compress all my motors down this much y'all can see my booty too in all its glory. No more bulky armor pieces to block my body. And before anyone says they're fake, Silicon's as natural as carbon and half my body's made with the stuff.

Besides y'all can't talk about fake. I've seen how many of you ran the second I saw you talking shit online. Can't even eat a rack of ribs in peace without running into one of y'all. Especially you Robin pervs. Leave the poor girl alone! Though I have to admit, being the best big sister from another mister she's ever known, I knew who'd cheer her up. Get ready for a special event this weekend! Sparks are gonna fly. Now speaking of sparks flying, here's a restoration of an old H.I.V.E. drone I dug out of the river near the tower…

Highlights From The Big Sleepover Crossover Event

0:47

"C'mon Robin I said I was sorry and we got someone special here for you!"

"I don't care Beast Girl! I don't want to see anyone right now!"

"Not even your childhood friend. I know you spent a lot of time with him while Batman was training ya."

"Huh? Who are you... Superboy?! B-But that was just fanfiction I didn’t actually know him in this cano- I mean no I- Oh um, I-I'm really not dressed for this and um er, w-well you look really grown up and um, h-hi."

"Huh? Robin?! Wait but you were... What's happening? Weren't you the boy wonder? Um I mean you were masked so the Tomboy Wonder?"

"Still is! Aaaand she's single. Plus you know she’s definitely into you if she’s writing fanfiction."

"Cy!"

"Awww isn't our lil Robbykins the cutest supes? Besides I bet you're rarin to go now that you've seen your old childhood crush."

"BEAST GIRL!"

"I-I'm really confused. What are you talking about? I don’t know what fanfiction is and I don’t actually know her. I mean I knew of Robin of course but, y-you’re getting really close green girl."

"Ooh so you're single too? Mmm and you're such a hottie too. Robin doesn't know what she's missing."

"A-Are you drooling on me? When did you grow dog ears? I just wanted to join the Teen Titans! What's wrong with you weirdoes! I'm going back to Metropolis."

"No don't go! L-Listen why don’t we try to get to know each other first. I have a very structured timeline of the next five months that could be really fun and if we follow my plan I think we could be holding hands by week seven of- Wait why are you flying awa-"

CRASH

"Damn. Homeboy didn't even use the door. Well I'm not fixing that till tomorrow."

"AGH NOOOOO!"

6:53

"Aww don't cry Robin you'll smear your mascara. Besides you've got nothing to worry about. It's just us girls here."

"What about the sniff au-audience?"

"...oh. Yeah well they're just here for the ride. Let's try another question from that magazine. Read one out Cy while I finish braiding Robin's nest."

"Ooh here's a fun one. Which Justice League of America member is your perfect husband? I'm going with Atom. I heard he can change the size of every part of himself, and he's a techie like me."

"Oooh Ooh! Definitely Aqu- I mean Martian Manhunter. Trust me shapeshifters are the kinkiest people around."

"...I don't know, maybe Green Lantern?"

"OOOOH!"

"OOOOH!"

53:34

"I don't care if they're cute I don't want people reposting images of me like that! How do you deal with it Beast Girl since your fans seem to constantly screenshot you?"

"Oh if you just accept it's a part of it they'll forget about it quickly too. Besides I'm not gonna dress up in a parka and stream. Though I probably need to stop falling for it whenever people say I dropped something. Way too many shots of me bending over."

"I still don't know where all my horny fans are. Most of them just get upset if I mislabel a part. How'd I get the short end of the fandom stick? N-Not that I'm upset about that or anything..."

"Well maybe... sigh maybe we should do these crossover videos more often. We are a team after all."

"That's the spirit Robin! Three cheers to our shy princess! Now, are you ready to get your hair done?"

"Just don't knock my mask off like last time!"

"Alright I have some repurposed grease that makes a killer conditioner!"

01:36:55

"yaaaawn~ Man that was fun. We should do this again."

"And next time we can invite Aqualad."

"HEY!"

"Alright we have an early day tomorrow so lets get our beauty sleep. Titans signing-"

SLAM

"Friend Beast Boy! Friend Cyborg! Friend Robin! We have commenced the conclusion of our vacation days! Now let us begin the handing out of foreign trinkets and treats! The Plopin Gogojar has begu- EH?! Friends?! What has happened to the shape and function of your bodies?! Raven what has happened?!"

"What did you idiots do? Beast Boy did you break into my room again? I swear to god I will skin you alive if you've unleashed another spell against-"

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"So that's what happened. As you can see everything is fine."

Robin was doing her warm up stretches, Starfire's eyes spinning as she found herself overloaded with videos, her and Raven having gone through a few weeks worth of content in one night.

"B-But friend Robin your shmiglas has become a vastoid! D-Don't you remember the merging of our lips and history?"

Robin blushed, flattening the crease on her battle miniskirt as she looked away.

"W-Well what happened in Tokyo was nice. And again I don't get why you both are freaking out. Is it the hole in the window? Cy is fixing that up tomorrow. Sadly Superboy doesn't seem ready to join."

"B-But surely you must-"

"Quit it Star. These kinds of spells always mess with the victim's minds. And I'm having a hard time already finding the latent curse that caused this. Reality magic gets really hard to undo once it's been set for a week and we're almost a month past so I need to concentrate. Unless you want me to mess up and turn both of us into guys."

Raven had turned one corner of the main lounge into her own goth headquarters, surrounded by pages of ancient tomes, runes painted onto the carpet and spheres of different colors rotating around her as she quietly chanted out her mantras to figure out how to undo the spell.

Robin just thought she was confused by the whole thing, certain they were trying to pull a prank on her and the other girls. After all he was too vigilant to miss changing genders and besides they recorded everything. All she saw was herself giving out her daily update to her channel like usual. Today she was going to try to incorporate some more in the life stuff at the behest of Beast Girl and Cy. Besides there was this really cute looking coffee place she had passed and maybe she and Star could go there for a vlog now that she was ba-

"ARGH THERE HAS TO BE A TRACE OF THIS THING! I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO THE HELL OUR RIVAL WAS! ...god this sucks."

Robin decided it would be best to give Raven some space. She seemed to be in a really bad mood for some reason as he hit record. Elsewhere in the tower, the others were getting ready as well.

"Hello vigilant viewers! On today's daily patrol of the city..."

"Wassup my beasties! Today's gonna be a fitness game and I know you're all probably excited to see me sweat. I also made a bet with Raven that if she couldn't fix whatever curse thing she's been talking about she'd have to join me on stream so that'll be-Oh I see some nerds from H.I.V.E. are trying to raid my stream. I know from when Cy infiltrated that half of you weirdoes watch me under the covers ya pervs! Well whether you love me or hate me, I'm glad you're all here to watch me kick this game in the ass..."

"Alright on this week's episode of Ratchet Repairs, ya girl Cy's got a full on jet to fix and make pretty. Cause covert flying doesn't mean it can't have style. And if you don't have your own jet at home, don't worry, next week I'll show you how to build one from scrap lying around your local junkyard. Can I get a Booyah? BOOYAH!"

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At Titans East Superboy was trying to shake away the tingles, still feeling weird wherever Beast Girl had drooled on him. While the main branch had been... disappointing to say the least, the East branch was much chiller and more his style and if North needed some help they agreed to send him over since they had a decent roster already. At least the other titans seemed normal and less boy crazy. He just didn't want to seem sick for his first week. His chest was pretty sore and he really just felt off.

"AHCHOOO!"

Ugh great and now he was sneezing, swiping some hair out of his vision. Man it was getting long the last few days... or was it? Rrgh his head was foggy. Well it wasn't too bad at least, he just hoped whatever it was wasn't contagious…