Kazuma's Useless Wish(Aqua Semitwinning)

"Wake up weeb! I got a bunch of stuff to get to!"

Kazuma opened his eyes, shocked that he was able to do that after being certain he had just lost his life.

"I-I'm not dead? Or wait is this heaven? It definitely has a lame design, though at least you're pretty good."

This was why Aqua hated weebs, always whining about how the black void of nothingness was bland and trying to hit on her cause they've seen too many anime where the sexy goddess falls for them.

"Look, we both know the deal, you tried to save someone and failed, 'sacrificing' yourself in the process. Blah blah destiny, blah blah another world so anyways its time for you to become a hero!"

Kazuma looked around to make sure this wasn't a game show gone too far or something more mundane, smiling as he gave a lame cheer.

"Yes! This is just like my favorite light no- Wait why did you use air quotes around sacrifice? I saved a girl from-"

"Pfft no you didn't."

"Huh?"

She proceeded to explain how the girl wasn't in danger, the truck stopped in time and he had passed from shock so in essence he had died for nothing and even hurt the girl he was trying to save in the most condescending tone possible. It was always fun to tease mortals, especially losers like this guy and the slow fade of his smile into despondency was amazing.

"Anyways time to send you to another world. I've got a bunch of people to get through so uh, scram, get outta-"

"What about my op ability? I at least get one of those right?"

"sigh Yes I almost forgot. Whatta ya want Kazuma? You get one wish for an op ability to bring with you into your new life."

Now it was his turn to mess with her as minutes ticked by without a decision.

"Um, you're supposed to pick something. I don't have all day!" Aqua was so impatient she just had the wish granting on auto, waiting for him to speak. Urging the loser on.

"Could I ask for the powers of a god?"

"You do know there's female goddesses with way cooler powers right? And I mean you have to be more specifi- HEY! I can read your thoughts while you're in here you know! Ugh what the hell's wrong with your mind? You just want to bang a bunch of girls using god powers! I never want to hear the term 'cock sleeve' ever again! Scumzuma! Trashzuma!"

Since she could read his mind, Kazuma made sure to think the word 'bitch' frequently as he casually said, "It's called being a man of culture! I've seen these fantasy worlds and there are bound to be a bunch of hot fantasy designs! Elf girls! Slime girls! Goddesses! Imagine, all of them perfect beings enamored with... Oh wait you're a goddess... Well, even a goddess like you would be fine I guess."

"Eww! No keep my body out of your head you perverted-"

She was cut off by the sudden pull of the portal, her auto wish hearing his vaguely worded question and answering with a broad yes as he began to be pulled in.

"Wait I didn't even make a proper wiiiiiisssshhhh~"

Aqua laughed as he was sucked into the portal, unsure what had happened but ready to relax and forget about- Wait why was she being pulled in?

"Ohhh cooooommmemee ooooooonnnn~!!!!!"

The two landed in Axel with a cloud of dust, stunned at the sudden landing. Kazuma was confused, but at least felt satisfied he had dragged that annoying Goddess down with him. Something felt off though, his head a mess, though he brushed off the tingles and overall weirdness to having just magically traveled to another world with Aqua. Wait did she tell him his name? Why did he know-

"ARGH! YOU NO GOOD SHUT-IN WEEB! WHAT'D YOU DO TO ME?! I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE S-SUPPOS- WAHHH~!"

Something about her cries felt familiar to Kazuma, his muddied thoughts refusing to clear. Without thinking he responded, "Be quiet sis I'm trying to focus! Besides its your auto wish that caused this to happen!"

Aqua's wailing died down, her despondence from earlier drying up into confusion. Did Kazuma just call her... sis? Her body was mightier than her brain so it took a little to figure the implications. He suddenly seemed to know her magic, her name and he, wait his hair! He was scratching at his head, looking mildly annoyed at something, but what caught her eye were the slowly growing locks, his hair now down past his shoulders, looking silkier, more luster as it caught rays of light. Weirdest of all, a small bead seemed to be growing around the locks at the bottom, styling it into the start of a ponytail. It was like a smaller version of her usual hair thingy which meant-! Um... It meant something right?

"Er Kazuma, are you feeling... Um, I mean describe yourself so I know you better."

He seemed annoyed, but still answered.

"You know who I am sis I'm a goddess just like- Erm, no. A god? What am I saying we only just met and I'm a no-good nee- No that's not right either what's wrong with my head?!"

He rubbed his temples like he had a headache, groaning as thinking seemed to spur things on, his hair now down to his midback, the hair bead larger as the bits beyond it began to circle back, looking like a quarter circle suspended in midair. As his hands pressed down, Aqua had to hold back her surprise as they slimmed, the nails growing suddenly atop slender, shapely fingers, his palms losing all their markings from games and other dirty things as they softened to heavenly smooth skin and dainty sizes. It all seemed to be pointing to... something happening. Something cool and important, but Aqua was still trying to figure out just what that thing was. She was wracking her brain, getting way too close to him as she inspected him.

"Er si- Aqua what are lo-OOK-ing at?"

His voice cracked for a second, coming out girly and familiar before going back to lame and deep and as Aqua stared intently into his eyes, making him blush. She finally got it as said blush filled his cheeks, popping them upwards into cuter arrangements, his eyes watering as they turned a matching blue. To make sure she got it right, she flicked his nose, the blunt shape sharpening as he squeaked out an annoyed, "Oww~!" The sound of her own voice confirmed it, Aqua's heart racing as she gave her own cheer.

"OOH! You're turning into my-"

She nearly slapped herself in the face for saying it, not wanting to accidentally stop it or allow the deifying dude to have a chance to fight back. Still he had heard the first part, pouting his lips as they turned plush.

"Huh? What am I turning into? I mean I guess if it went with my wording earlier and this was using hentai logic then I guess my wish could be used to turn me into- HYAA~!"

For a second his face had started to turn horrified, realization dawning until Aqua smacked him on the ass, his tracksuit gaining ruffles as he moaned, his rear surprisingly tender.

"You're uh, turning into my hero Kazuma!"

She hoped that'd work.

Thankfully it did, Kazuma too concerned with how nice it felt to rub his backside, missing the slight rips as more of his ass turned bare while the ruffles extended, the legs of his sweatpants clenching tight to his unimpressive thighs.

"Stop messing around sis! We're stuck on this world and I have to- um, I had to do something... MMPH! Why's my head so groggy right now?!"

Somehow he was ignorant to his cracking voice, more Aqua peaking through by the sentence as his little temper tantrum caused his hair to swish by his now bare ass, a flush creeping stronger as the flesh began to swell.

"Don't worry sis I know just what we need. It's been a long day already and we've been stuck with losers for all of it. You're just annoyed cause you need a nice strong drink right?"

Aqua could literally see the cogs turning in his head, his hair loop finishing its circle into the large bead as he muttered, "I guess that sounds right..."

"Course it does! Trust me a few good shots and you'll forget all your dumb problems I guarantee it!"

Aqua knew what she was doing was probably wrong, but it's not like she cared, plus the thought of having a twin sister goddess sounded awesome. She'd have the company of the best person she knew around her always, herself! She led him to the closest pub and sat him at the bar, her increasingly cute clone moaning as his ass thickened further. In the hubbub of the tavern it must have sounded like a call for attention as the bartender moved over.

"What can I get you pretty ladies?"

Kazuma huffed at that, annoyed that the bartender had made such a stupid mistake.

"HEY! I'll let you know that I'm a-"

Aqua quickly cut him off, hoping to avoid unnecessary questions.

"We're deities. And cute ones to boot!"

She put a comforting hand around Kazuma's shoulders, scrunching them in as she played up the camaraderie.

"Huh? What kind of goddess are you?"

She hadn't expected that, happy he hadn't asked Kazuma at least since who knows what the heck he would have done in this half formed state. With a showy flourish she brandished her fans, happy she had maxed out her stats in Party Tricks on the way over, a pot appearing on her head.

"I'm the goddess of water!"

Two streams erupted from her fans, landing into the pot as a flower grew.

"Okay whatever just stop that before you make the floor a mess."

That kind of pissed her off, but as long as the booze was good it wouldn't matter as she ordered two shots of the cheapest rum they had. She casually dipped a pinky into Kazuma's, using some of her liquid based abilities to make it even stronger as she passed it over to him.

"Let's make a toast, to new beginnings sis!"

Kazuma still seemed annoyed about something, his face staring with the intensity of someone trying to remember a memory on the tip of their tongue, though he sheepishly cradled the shot all the same. While Aqua downed hers in one go, Kazuma sipped his, the fire of the alcohol warming him nicely as each gulp drew his Adam's Apple in further, the final third of the shot burning through it as his voice finally settled into Aqua's heavenly register.

"Ooh that hit the spot heh."

It was nice to hear his voice no longer ruining her cute visage, another round following shortly. Again she raised the alcohol content, grinning as this time Kazuma downed the whole thing in one go, noticeably more comfortable with the liquor.

"Mmm thistuff's good sis! Feel so warm all of a sudd- Ooh..."

Kazuma sighed, his complexion clearing, paling to a creamy tone that looked smooth, his thick ass cheeks finishing their growth as a few male patrons began to ogle his perfect ass. He could feel the stares, desiring their worship, his ruffled pants blooming out into a proper skirt that suggestively offered a peek of more, but revealed nothing.

Next came beer with another round of shots, Aqua deciding they needed volume over strength, the slight slurs a good sign Kazuma would soon be too sloshed to even notice. Feeling more adventurous, she grew more blatant with her teasing.

"Hey, I think some of those guys are staring at us. I bet those pervs are imagining disgusting things while knowing we're too good for them. Wouldn't you love to make them beg for our presence? Not that we would obviously, but it's important to mingle with our worshippers. Bet they're stacked down there too."

Kazuma giggled, grabbing a tankard and starting to sway as he gulped down the yeasty brew, giving a cute little burp before moaning. He had read enough hentai to know what really got the masses going, knowing he wanted more stares, more mortals to worship his every move as all that water weight traveled straight to his thighs.

Aqua did her best to dampen his giggled eeps of pleasure as she urged her to take another tankard, but more people were starting to notice, especially as Kazuma's thighs gained that heavenly plushness running through his head. His separated pant legs bunched down, turning gold near the top with a band of white and blue forming as they hugged his curvaceous legs, the tightening bottoms turning blue as they squeezed his calves down into lengthy beauties. They'd probably only get to a few more drinks given the stares they were already attracting, but given how far Kazuma was swaying now, his shoes now heels clacking chaotically against the floor, she felt pretty confident as she began to really push him.

"Sounds like you're really letting loose sis. Wasn't I right? These drinks were just what we needed to forget about that loser earlier."

Kazuma's swaying slowed.

"Losssher?"

"Yeah, don't you remember that no good NEET shut in earlier? Some doofus in a tracksuit who died cause he thought he was going to get hit by a car?"

Something about the memory rung a bell to Kazu but he couldn't place what, giggling at the dumb sounding death as his thighs wriggled around his growing cock.

"Puhahaha! Ssshhhoundsh like n' iiiidiot sissss~!"

She put the second tanker down, fumbling a bit as her hand started instinctively reaching for something, though she kept missing.

"Remember Ka- sis you should call me your big sis cause I'm older and cooler and you worship me riiiight?"

Aqua rubbed his thighs as she spoke, the aroused blush on his face mixing with the alcohol to leave him more than happy to agree, enjoying where it was going.

"Duuuuh~! You're likes, the beshtesht c-cooolessst mooossst awesomest big- Um, whateveryoushaid. HIC!"

That burp brought a bit of his waist in, his sleeves separating to reveal plenty of shoulder, his arms slimming as his sleeves turned white.

"And you're the bestest too lil sis! We go together well cause you're the goddess of, um..."

Crap she forgot to think of that. Quick, what complimented water? Rain? Booze? Baths? Um, um-

Kazu finished it for her, running a hand through his long, silky brown hair, smiling as he guessed, "Brooowwn like dirrrt. Huh? I'm nah dir! Ahhhm ssseckshier tha thaahht~! Peepo worsh'p th' grooun I waalk... Oh righ I'mma earf gaahdesss~. No erm, nah erf buh earf! Like, like th' lahtin word terra!"

He seemed proud of himself for saying that unslurred, Aqua smiling as he gave her the perfect segue into her next mental attack.

"Oh right! You're an earth goddess! How dumb of me haha. Your name's so pretty too lil sis, Terra. Really rolls off the tongue."

"Huh? No thazznah righ! M'name's, m-namezzuhhh...? K-Kazuuu?"

Come on he knew this. It wasn't Terra or anything like that even if it was really cute and perfect and made his heart feel all fluttery inside and-

"It's Terra duh!  Kazoo's are those weird things children blow into, not a name for a goddess! You've clearly had too much to drink lil sis! I'm cutting you off after this one."

Aqua herself had already downed a few more shots, though she forgot to turn off her purification perk so it was mostly fizzing into water in her stomach. Even without booze she was feeling thrilled, her cute little sister well on her way to perfection even if her hair was a dumb color. She had noticed Terra had been reaching and missing the shot glass for a while now and she figured one more shot'd put her over the edge into full goddess mode, cupping her almost twin's hand in hers and having her down the shot.

It burned on the way down, Kaz- Ka- whatever his name was sputtering as it pooled into the pit of his stomach. A gurgle sounded, the muscles beginning to throb as if he was heaving, some drool dribbling out in a line down the middle, dying the fabric white. Something was wrong, very wrong, his body jerking as if it was trying to purify something disgusting inside. Of course, seeing a hot chick moaning and moving about got them a lot of attention, Aqua quickly grabbing her changing companion as she moved him up to the rooms on the second floor.

"Hey your bill!"

Ugh, didn't these mortals see they didn't have time for that?!

"I'll purify a well or something for you later okay just give us some privacy!"

She quickly dragged her sister up to the closest empty room, mindlessly tossing some coins from their starting loot once the person who ran the accommodations started yelling at them.

"NNGH A-AHH~qua m' insides're ahn fahhhr~!"

"We're almost there Kazu- I mean Terra! Just let it aaaalll out."

He thought he was going to puke, dry heaving as his insides churned, his cock slapping against his thighs. Instead he came, squealing as rainbow colored sparkles spewed from his cock. He gave a please moan, gasping as his groin deflated, hot pleasureful sparks racing through his body as his balls yanked inside. The sudden blow to his manhood broke through the booze and the mental blocks for a second, Terruma crying between moans as he grasped onto his cock.

"AHH-AHHHQUA! MY CAHHHK IT'S NNGH OHHH~ S-STOP STOP STAAWWP!"

Aqua rolled her eyes, annoyed he had caught on at the last second, but deciding it would be fun to tease him for the last leg of this anyways.

"Silly Terra, that's just some scummy curse on you. You're a goddess remember? Just let your body purify it."

"Nooo~! I'm n-HAAWT a- a um- GAAH~!"

For a second he seemed confused, his grip slipping as more rainbows exploded out, his cock pounding into him as his hands struggled to regain a grip, barely a third of it poking out as cum continued to pool from his widened tip. He kept making some pitiful sounding moans, trying to stop it from leaving but clearly enjoying every bit that slipped past his lubed grip.

"Just think about it Terra, what even is this old self you're trying to hang onto? Does it sound right that you used to be some boring loser in a world without magic? You're so gullible! Next you'll be saying you're a boy or something. And it'll feel so good to be a goddess with me..."

"He" squirmed, her words getting through, his grip weakening, face beet red. At some point during Aqua's speech, he had given in to the pleasure, the goddess state, moaning as he pushed down on the shrinking lump. Tears ran down his eyes, his fingers entering a slit, HER new slit as she bucked, screaming a high ecstatic note as her cock shot inside, her cum gushing out in a rainbow slick.

"Ohh~ s-sis I think I-I ruined this outfit."

Aqua helped her sister strip, a few gurgles still resounding as Terra held her stomach, though her discomfort soon turned to happy groans. As she slid out of her soaked clothes, her slit was still wet, her body almost perfectly Aqua's past her male stomach and chest, though Aqua smirked as she saw her nipples pink and puffy, small abdominal contortions driving happy coos from her twin's mouth.

"Mmm thanks s-siiisss. Feel ssso much AH better."

Her stomach contracted, the churning sounds louder as they wriggled up to her nipples, her thighs glistening as tiny breasts popped onto her chest.

"Ohhh yess~. Jus needa blanket."

Aqua went to point out the red blanket at her feet, but Terra opened her inventory, drunkenly pulling out a copy of her old self's tracksuit. The oblivious goddess plopped down onto the bed, moaning as her breasts wobbled, her sides pulling in again as she grinded her slit to the sleeve of it. At this point whatever she was thinking was a mystery, only that it must have been pleasant as she moaned and gurgled incoherently, her stomach and sides heaving a few more times before she suddenly yelped, all of them pulling into sexy curves as her breasts surged to bounteous size. A spurt of cum escaped her pussy, staining the sheets as she dozed off into a pleasure fueled sleep her past self forgotten past the track suit nestled under her chin and clenched between her thighs. The goddess Terra had been born.

"Hah! Serves that idiot right for dragging me down here with him! Bye bye whatever your name was, hello sexy sis Terra! Now let me get some more booze to celebrate."

She reached into her inventory, confused to find her money at zero.

"Huh?!"

How much did she throw out for the room? Crap hopefully Terra had some money left she could borrow. Shockingly, she had auto pay on, her own funds depleted from the drinks earlier.

"What kind of idiot puts auto on?!"

As soon as she said it, she realized it was on for her as well which explained why this cheap room had exhausted the rest.

"UGH! Fine I'll do some stupid quests and then we can leave once that guy kills the- Um, kills the... WAIT FUCK! WHAT DID I DO?! WHAT DID I DOOOOO?! STUPID AQUA STUPID!"

There was no longer a hero built for the realm, no grand adventurer who could defeat the Demon King due to one of his immunity from goddesses clauses. Aqua did her best to bolster the people fighting the Demon King, but half the time her idiocy hindered their battle plans to the point she was banned from most guilds. At least her growing cult- er, religious supporters were happy to keep her well supplied with booze and food, especially with Terra by her side. As an earth goddess with a great body and an insane luck stat, Terra quickly rose through the ranks of the people.

She was just as dumb as Aqua, but she was heaven's idiot, her whims ending in success whether she tried or not. It did start to get on Aqua's nerves once her sister surpassed her in popularity, but at least she still groveled towards her. Everyone loved her, and apparently she still had the perverted personality of her previous self. After all, she was all about earth, so it made sense she'd be dirty and happy to accept everyone's seed. So yeah, the realm was doomed unless Eris noticed Aqua had fucked up, but at least Kazuma was enjoying her new life as a goddess and it was hard to feel the imminent dread with a goddess this cute!