Vault 808; Abigail Ó Caiside

Here you guys go, the school teacher of Vault 808.  I have to say this one is really full of character.

Her info;

Subject # 1407 T34CH3R

Name: Abigail Ó Caiside

Female Age: 93

Entry File

Mrs. O'Caiside is the oldest individual who was allowed to inhabit the vault. She has an extensive history as a successful educator of all grades and levels, culminating in a 'Teacher of the Century' award a mere three months prior to the vault sealing shut. While her results cannot be argued with, her eccentricities leave much to be desired.

She has been observed making inappropriate and vulgar jokes with students of all ages, and is heavily suspected to have taken things beyond mere jokes in her younger years. Originally Mrs. O’Caiside was not on the vault roster, but research into her personal history revealed the extensive rumors surrounding her salacious activities to be entirely factual. All of them. Addendum: Mrs. O’Caiside is not to teach any class involving students under the age of fourteen.

Here are the translations if you are not able to understand her accent.

Old Bubble 1:

I see you're in detention again, Mr. Belcher. What on Earth am I going to do with you, Jacob? It's not at all gentlemanly to go around slapping the girls in class on the ass as you do. Oh, but it does take me back!

Old Bubble 2:

If I was seventy years younger, you wouldn't know where to put your hands first! I was such a minx that the sight of me was enough to cause men to swoon! I turned heads so hard when I crossed the street that cars would flip over!

Young Bubble 1:

Now, Jacob, you can't go slapping your teacher's ass in front of the other students. It's not proper...in front of the other students. Especially since it causes me to lactate so much my blouse soaks through!

Young Bubble 2:

As punishment, I've had you assigned as my teaching assistant. Your mother already agreed to this, you understand, so head on home and pack your things. You'll be staying in my quarters from now on, but I’m afraid there’s only one bed. That won't be a problem, I trust?

Young Bubble 3:

As for your duties as my assistant, your first responsibility will be helping me milk my breasts so they stop leaking. After that, we will rehearse for tomorrow’s lesson on proper intercourse and fertilization. Neverteach what you won't practice yourself, I always say!

Young Bubble 4:

After that, I'll be making sure you learn how to behave like a proper gentleman, who

understands the importance of standing and delivering!