Preview for "Crop Circles, Part 04."
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The "Record Scratch - Freeze Frame!" Update
Hey there, my dear Patrons, you wonderful and supportive human beings (at least I assume you're human. I don't judge either way.)
I come to y'all with a bummer of an update.
You have probably gathered by now that this here Patreon, and my whole smutting career, is only my side gig. I wish it wasn't so. I truly wish this would pay my rent, and energy and heat, my gym membership ...
2022-10-24 17:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Groans in Public
Hey y'all.
Once again I cum to you from Twitter, bringing a bunch of public posts for y'all's enjoyment. This time, the topic is:
Graham Went On Vacation (and brought back sketches and ideas):
First, here's my Vacation Announcement. Since, unlike on Patreon, I didn't schedule a bunch of content to keep my Twitter followers entertained, I created a piece that - hopefully - was pretty enough to keep their interest for the three weeks of my absence:
Important Announcement - As You Were.
Dear Supporters,
Graham Groans has got his old Twitter account back.
It has been a hassle, and I lost a lot of sleep about it, but yesterday, suddenly, my appeal was granted, and my old account is back.
I really could have done without the anger, the lost sleep, the expenses, the time spent restarting, the everything. But lets focus on the good instead:
Things are rev...
2021-05-05 09:57:31 +0000 UTC View PostTerms and Conditions
As of May 1, 2021.
Terms and Conditions for Annual Patron Commissions.
Thinking about supporting me on 3rd Base or Home Run Tier?
That is amazing. You are amazing!
In return, you’ll get a free commission from me, every year. After six months as a Groans Supporter, both 3rd Base and Home Run Patrons earn their first commissioned work by me, and annually after that.
... 2021-04-30 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Preview for "Why don't you have another beer, Uncle AJ?"
Or, alternatively, "Drunk."
2020-12-24 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post