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Ticklish Soles of Larceny Issue 1 (Release Cover)

Added 2023-06-02 07:01:02 +0000 UTC

Hello, Darlings,

My name is Larceny. Yes. You got it. Either you’ve heard of me, because I happen to almost be the greatest thief in the entire world! Or you haven’t heard of me, because I am so good that I’ve stayed off the radar. Either way, you get the point: I am sneaky, stunning, and likely to steal your socks with your boots still on.

But on the eve of my latest and greatest heist the highly-overrated, and MANIACALLY WICKED LYRA LE RENARD had to use my ONLY WEAKNESS to foil all my genius plans! She thinks that just because she’s ostensibly the number one thief in the world that it somehow makes her…MORE DAZZLING THAN YOURS TRULY???

Anyway, enough about Lyra.

Enough about how she stole what I rightfully burgled. Enough about how she…she…MERCILESSLY TICKLED TORTURED ME FOR HOURS AND HOURS. Enough about how she EROTICALLY TANTALIZED MY NEARLY-NAKED…well…ahem. Yes. Enough about her.

Anyway, I would love to stay and chat, but I am currently quite nude, still ensnared rather well in LYRA’S APPARENTLY-PORTABLE BONDAGE FURNITURE, and I hear sirens getting ever closer to my impossibly ticklish ass. So…ta ta for now.

PS - now, I get to chew through rope.

PPS - Tell anyone about this and I’ll steal all your possessions and set them on fire.

Larceny out.