Bandito Corporation News: A GRAVE INJUSTICE!
Added 2022-01-05 18:26:34 +0000 UTCDear Patreons:
Even in the most efficient, brilliant, and tickle-oppressive-globe-spanning corporations…mistakes DO occasionally happen. Case in point, we noticed that the most recent Pepper comic was posted today (on the 5th) when the 5th of the month is usually when we post the Runa comic pages. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may have caused your family. Here are the steps we are taking:
The people responsible (looking at you, Bob and Gertrude in operations) have been sacked.
The people that manage the people responsible (looking at you Alphonse) has also been sacked.
By sacked we mean ruthlessly tickle tortured, given a swirly, and summarily fired.
Moving forward, we will continue to post Pepper pages on the 5th of the month.
Moving forward, Runa will be posted on the 25th of the month.
Thanks for your understanding, and continued support. We love all of you (Except you, Bob, Gertrude, and Alphonse).
The Bandito
Director of Naughty Employee Punishment
The Bandito Corporation
A Division of MTJ Publishing
Comments
Is it weird that it feels like Kyu is secretly behind this as well?? I feel like we should probably tickle all 3 of the 'Churin Girls' as punishment. Ya know...just in case. As for everyones favorite stacked neighbor, the truth is that perfect Pepper Parker always seems to be in a class of her own! XD ;o) Thanks for your wonderful comments, as always!
The Bandito
2022-01-06 00:01:06 +0000 UTCYES......YES tickle the stacked blondes as punishment!! In fact, it's such a grave error I think I should help.......No?.......Maybe watch then? In all serious I love the combo of having a page at the end and beginning of the month. Really allows each comic it's own spotlight. Plus, I do love the new babe Runa A LOT but it is going to take sometime before she can get near everyone's favorite Stacked neighbor ;)
Giovanni
2022-01-05 23:21:17 +0000 UTCNot anymore they're not. Ha ha ha. No, the whole thing was a joke and no entities were harmed in the making of that joke. Except for Bob, Gertrude, and Alphonse. Heh...kidding. They are not real people.
The Bandito
2022-01-05 20:43:46 +0000 UTCAre Bob Gertrude and Alphonse real people?
Akinlabi Hubbard
2022-01-05 19:42:30 +0000 UTC
