Greetings, adventurers! π We all know that for Frieren, a decade is like the blink of an eye. She lives at her own pace, where patience isn't just a virtueβit's a condition of existence. However, humans are ephemeral creatures, rushed and sometimes... a bit too noisy for an ancient elf's taste.
The Scene: On a peaceful night at the camp, Frieren was just looking to relax and meditate under the starlight. But her young human apprentice, overflowing with energy and impatience, decided it was the perfect time to practice shadowboxing. The constant sound of air being cut and his restless movement was shattering our favorite mage's concentration.
Frieren lost a bit of her usual unshakable calm and decided he needed a lesson on the perception of time and the importance of stillness.
Without saying much, she applied an immediate correction. She had him lie on the ground and used the young man's body as her meditation base, sitting over his face to keep him still and silent. The "problem"? What feels like just a "moment of introspection" for Frieren is an eternity for a human. Several hours passed before she finished her meditation... But for the boy, it wasn't over. Frieren kept using him as her seat throughout the night so he could fully absorb the lesson.
Was this the worst or the best lesson of his life? Share your theories in the comments!
Thanks for the constant support! β³ππ
Hornii Boi
2026-01-24 22:01:42 +0000 UTC