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**No Evanescence jokes! **

You open your eyes to see a girl covered in black. She looks really excited to see you but who is she? A better question to ask: who are you? You try to speak but find that you can't- looks like you don't have a mouth. Before freaking out, the girl in front of you declares that she's your girlfriend and that she'll take care of you. You're not exactly sure what a girlfriend is but she seems nice, so you decide to see where all this goes.

Happy Friday everyone, I hope you have a good weekend! :) I have a youtube audio that I'll be posting a little later as well since this weekend will be pretty busy for me- Black Friday retail worker mode commences. I hope you all stay safe and warm and enjoy some time with your new goth girlfriend! :P

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Haha, I really felt that Thanksgiving hobby comment! As silly as it is, this is the character that came to mind when I heard the sound that bug toy I bought made. He probably never thought he'd be used for such a reason but here we are. Best of cruel intentions :P I'm sorry to hear about getting sick at the airport, I hope you feel better soon! The last time I flew on a plane I thought I was going to die because of a bad storm. Was I being dramatic? Maybe. Did I really think the plane was going to crash? Yes.

alichu

dead to me

I'm about the same way with cats, but we have also always had dogs as well when growing up. I also have potential to be a crazy cat gentlemen (?), if that's even a thing lol. Also that is sad to hear as well as my current cat is a bit like that. She loves being with me most of the time and mostly ignores my family members other than to beg for treats. She also greets me whenever I come home from being out!

JokermanTalon

Haha, that's really funny- I can see why you said your friends may prefer you to not have a mouth now lol xD I'm the same way with cats, growing up I always had one (or two lol). I've heard that about black cats- all the more reason why I love them. 100% I have the potential to be that crazy cat lady lol. I'll always remember my late Siamese though. I swear he wasn't even a cat, more like a dog in a cat's body. I couldn't do anything without that little guy being right there with me haha!

alichu

Oh sick I didn’t know that, I’ll have to check out that collab song. And man a mil untaxed for a soul??? Shit big daddy downstairs can have it! Never had much use for the whole soul thing but $1mil? Hell yeah I can put that to use!

Secular Succotash

Since Lethal Company is a semi-horror game, I will tend to run off on my own and yell out monsters names hoping to summon them. This isn't an actual thing in the game lol, but I like to hope I can summon evil beings to kill me and my friends! Also ye, I have had cats all my life so I love them! Sorry to hear about the loss of your cat, even if it was relatively long ago. I had another cat that passed away about 6 months before the pandemic. I currently have a void (black cat) and I love her a lot. I will probably always have black cats going forward now though as people adopt them less from shelters due to superstition. So I want to give them little fellas a home.

JokermanTalon

Haha, that's funny! I'm sure some friends feel that way about me too xD I have one more day of Black Friday work and I'll be done! I'm happy to have a day off afterword before going back in again. Also, the cat bit is adorable! I miss having a cat a lot. I had a really strong connection with my Siamese that passed away when the pandemic was going on, made the vet trip a disaster for me unfortunately. I would like another fluffy Satan spawn at some point to keep me company- and of course make their presence known in my asmr recordings xD

alichu

Look, I just wanted to prevent you all from being everybody's fool, ok? lol jokes aside, I freaking love Evanescence. Amy Lee is beautiful and talented, always been a huge fan :) Funny thing is that Evanescence "sued" BMTH and they ended up making a song together as a result; I thought was amazing :P As for her income, her soul was actually quite valuable you see. The big guy downstairs gave her a deal for Black Friday. One soul = 1 million USD and it can't be taxed. I think this couple will be set for a good bit haha! xD

alichu

I've never played that game but after looking it up that seems like something that I would like to try! :) As for the mess, she prepared ahead of time- extra bedsheets! Having an undead boyfriend is messy work after all lol xD

alichu

It really is a shame our goth girl here didn't know that living undead boys already existed here in our patreon group- then she wouldn't have had to sell her soul haha! It's been a while since I've watched Teen Titans, but I think I have a vague memory of that episode. Man, I loved watching that back in the day though and I'm not even big into DC comics.

alichu

I'm in holiday season grind mode! One more day and I'm free of Black Friday work, yay! :D It's been busy but I don't think it's too bad. I don't know if that's because I'm used to it or because I feel a lot of the better deals are online lol. I'm sorry you couldn't make out what the zombie girl was saying Antoni! If I ever get some time I may try and go back to put subtitles on some of my older videos. Looking at my old work is such a love/hate relationship lol. It could be a good way to see stuff I can improve on though so that may be a productive project idea for me ^_^ I hope you have a wonderful weekend and yes, the bone sounds were indeed stink bug's doing! xD

alichu

Well, at least this time we didn't get summoned and then immediately called stinky. Although based on my friends notes while playing Lethal Company, they would probably prefer if I didn't have a mouth lol. Hopefully all went well on Black Friday for you! Also speaking of keeping warm, it's gotten cold enough that my cat now jumps into my arms and lap to keep warm.

JokermanTalon

No Evanescence jokes? Fiiiine, guess you knew exactly what I was gonna do with that title. It’s like you saw right through me…maybe even…like you saw into my eyes like open doors…? I’m sorry, it was just such low hanging fruit! I’ll admit, I’m not proud of what I’ve done…okay maybe I am a little. But I swear I will definitely not (not) make such a dumb low effort joke again Damn not only is she a hot goth gf, she’s also got hella expendable income. A head, 2 arms, and 2 legs will run you about $4.7k on average before shipping. That’s assuming she’s being industrious and doing the…deboning herself (for lack of a better term). I mean you kill two birds with one stone, get your flesh and your bones all at once. More likely than not, bloods gonna be a separate charge though, typically runs from $150 to $250 depending on availability, type, supplier, etc. I mean extremities and blood are much cheaper than organs overall sure, but she’s still just dropping thousands like it’s nothing. She’s even gonna buy more parts just to get her newly created mans some sexy horns, undead bf really hit the jackpot!

Secular Succotash

This kinda reminds me of the game Saiko no Satoka, the Halloween edition, only this time it's a goth girl that is making a ritual to create us. (I thought for the summoning, it was just gonna be that pogchamp meme, but I guess that too was also expected. Also, I'm surprised you would say we're sleeping together, yet you just complained about how it was all messy to create us in the first place)

BloodyAzazel

Oh come on, you know the joke we all want to make. (Goth girl wants an undead bf) Me: Hey Her: No Me: That's literally me I liked this one a lot, idk why, it speaks to me. This actually reminds me of that one episode of Teen Titans where Raven basically gets a bf made out of paper, that's when I became jealous of parchment.

Sir Skelington

Two roleplays within the same hour? Thank-u, Alich-u ^u^ I hope Black Friday isn't being too stressful for you or any other retail worker reading this. My town centre today was quite bustling. I don't think there is a better word-duo than "goth girlfriend". You know what's funny? I'm currently listening through every roleplay I haven't heard yet, starting chronologically. That zombie girl audio from nearly a year ago was cool - but I for the life of me could not understand half of what she was saying! XD And listener here (basically a zombie) starts with no mouth. Kinda funny that. haha By the way, the bone sounds were done with the innocent caterpillar toy, weren't they? No coincidence there that it sounds like bones. hmm Although you'll have a busy weekend, I hope it'll still be great for you!

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