Your Custom Android Has Arrived- Order Message Enclosed [F4A] [Different Alichu Voices] [Ear Cleaning] [Tomboy] [Tsundere] [Oneesan]
Added 2023-06-09 07:25:28 +0000 UTC**Important Information Enclosed- Please Read**
Dear Customer,
As CEO of the official Alichu Android Corporation (AAC), I want to personally thank you for your recent purchase of android #8008135. I hope that your new android arrived safely and has met all your expectations. As per your request, I've ensured that your android has included the following settings:
-Tomboy
-Tsundere
-Oneesan
Your custom model also includes the following physical features:
-Flowing pink hair with a second color option
-Edgy, emo style
-Piercing
Regarding the installed personality traits, I hope they meet your demands. Seeing that sarcasm and a good sense of humor vary, I personally integrated them myself.
I have one last important message for you as a loyal customer. Considering that you are a "patron" to our company, I hereby implore you to send me requests or ideas for future characters you may enjoy. I admit that as CEO I tend to be rather picky when people ask for requests. However, you, my dear customer, are very special to me. If you ever wish to discuss an idea or concept, feel free to message me anytime and we can talk about your idea- so long as you don't mind it going on the "red play button" of course.
Thank you again and may your days be filled with utmost relaxation.
Yours truly,
Alichu
Comments
I can't even put into words how much I enjoyed reading this- it made me so happy lol. I'm going to need to come back to all the comments here to use as easter eggs when I work on the next android. Thank you for this and uhh...let's hope that your robot gets fixed in the next episode! Or she won't and she'll become even more God like :P
alichu
2023-06-14 00:16:14 +0000 UTCYea! Exactly! She said that to me as well. I don't get it, I installed the little black chip the delivery girl gave me into her exactly like she instructed, and she seemed pretty smart. I'm not sure what went wrong. It fixed itself tho, I think the bot reverted to ASMR mode. I got home from work and she had begun building a big machine, a computer, in my room. Now all she does is tinker with her tools and type on the keyboard, occasionally whispering and making humming remarks. I will still leave my 5 star product review on the AAC website as I find the noise quite relaxing, if not a bit concerning. I wish you best of luck in creating a proper vessel for this thing called "Lain" you speak of. It's a big job, but if anyone can do it, it's the great minds of the AAC Research and Engineering Division. Now that I think about it ... Oh I get it now. Hahahahah ... You see, I kissed a-[FILE NOT FOUND: RECOVERY UNSUCCESSFUL] *beep* *beep* *beep*
dead to me
2023-06-12 02:12:03 +0000 UTCI see, sounds very cute! My friend would probably be happy you didn't pick an Alicorn as he says they are overpowered, but then again, you could made an Ali-corn.
JokermanTalon
2023-06-11 23:26:52 +0000 UTCI can't remember her exact name, but I remember making a unicorn called something "teacup" and her cutie mark was a fancy cup of tea :P It's been a little bit now, but I think I made it to where she had a tea shop and threw fancy parties haha!
alichu
2023-06-11 22:28:58 +0000 UTCOh just to clarify my friend still likes MLP the show and that's chill, he just is like hyper embarrassed about his time in the fandom. So I just joke about those parts lol. I gotta ask now tho, what mark did you use on your OC?
JokermanTalon
2023-06-10 15:01:14 +0000 UTCSomeone mentioned the moth girl one to me since I did a moth girl roleplay haha! I still haven't checked that one out yet but I'm sure it's good since it's a monster girl <3 I'll admit that I really enjoyed MLP...I may or may not have made an OC back in the day because I found it cute as hell lol.
alichu
2023-06-10 12:54:18 +0000 UTC14? How mature! I feel like my humor stunted at 12 haha
Secular Succotash
2023-06-10 07:24:50 +0000 UTCI admittedly don't know very many doujin artist, or any at all for that matter lol. I do remember my friend showing me one with a moth girl (Layers of White I think?) and thinking it had really cool art, but that's the only one I really know that isn't like a prevalent meme. Kinda adjacent (aka NSFW), but in the realm of video game there is a person named TwistedScarlett60 that I like a lot. Their games are very cringe but in a funny way lol. Also one of their games is a parody of MLP and I got to harass my friend (who is an ex-brony) by posting cropped pictures or dialogue from the game to them. So while not a moral thing, I got a massive amount of enjoyment from that. As for Plastic Memories, I would love to be able to watch it again but I don't think I could handle it lol. I cried a lot the first time I watched it!
JokermanTalon
2023-06-10 03:49:31 +0000 UTCThank you so much! I've been trying my best to work on my voice so that I can do different types of characters, so your comment really does mean a lot :) There's a few I'm not 100% confident in but I'm getting there. As for her sales number- I couldn't help myself, I just had to do it. My sense of humor is that of a 14 year old but hey, I am what I am!
alichu
2023-06-10 03:42:13 +0000 UTCI know I said it before on the “Forest Encounters” video but it’s crazy just how much your vocal range continues to improve, videos like these with different characters really showcase that! It’s a bit more than just higher and lower pitches though, you really sell the characters through how distinct the inflections and vocal mannerisms of each personality. Alright alright enough backpatting, let’s get down to business. How soon can we buy shares in the Alichu Android Corporation? You already have a projected sales figure of 8008135 units before even beginning production! Seems like a smart investment to me, I mean 8008135 sold in the the first year of production is simply incredible…8008135…8008135….wait… oh goddammit
Secular Succotash
2023-06-10 02:32:48 +0000 UTCI would like to educate myself someday, I know it’s a fascinating genre of content that many enjoy
thegrashoper
2023-06-10 02:24:52 +0000 UTCOh dang...I wasn't expecting to get called out like that. I-it's not like I like turning those into wholesome stories or anything...I don't know what you're talking about! lol. Jokes aside, I'm really happy you enjoyed the audio! I feel like I say this with every new character I make but this one really is a favorite of mine now ^_^ And ngl...the delivery girl idea is nice- I may just have to do something with that one :P
alichu
2023-06-10 02:21:10 +0000 UTCIt's alright, don't apologize! I think we have a few others here that aren't familiar with much anime/manga and that's totally fine- everyone is welcome here <3 I'm really happy you enjoyed our little android! :D
alichu
2023-06-10 02:14:29 +0000 UTC*gasp* Did...did you just...make a Lain reference? I...I see...W-well, the AAC certainly has its competition. Perhaps it's time we as a company stepped up our game. I mean, this is Lain we're talking about! Is it even possible to make a product as great as THE Lain?! I-I apologize dear customer...It seems as though we're experiencing a minor malfunction in our system..."and you don't seem to understand"...what the hell is that supposed to mean?!
alichu
2023-06-10 02:08:10 +0000 UTCAgreed, asymmetrical thigh highs are forever! I'm really glad you enjoyed the android waifu. Considering she has so many personality downloads, I'd say you got a damn good deal hehe :P
alichu
2023-06-10 01:49:02 +0000 UTCDear Customers, Customers of AAC should be assured that all legitimate products sold by our company are waifu type in nature, thus android #8008764 or "Theodore Robovelt" is hereby deemed void as he is a product of tampering and illegal hacking. Our search team is currently in the process of eliminating 8008764 but we sincerely apologize for any damage he may cause before his capture. Roleplaying aside, I'm really happy you enjoyed this one- thank you! ^_^ <3
alichu
2023-06-10 01:44:39 +0000 UTCHehe, I was hoping someone would notice her UPC number :P I admit that I kinda have an obsession with Shindo L's art. I absolutely love his linework and how he draws faces. Oh my god, Plastic Memories is a masterpiece! It's been a little bit since I watched it, but I still remember the feels it gave me. I'm going to need to rewatch that at some point.
alichu
2023-06-10 01:33:10 +0000 UTCYou're welcome
Kai Zomei
2023-06-10 01:29:52 +0000 UTCThanks a bunch! I really wanted to pull out some different voices for this one and it was a lot of fun :) I'm glad you enjoyed the Chobits reference too <3
alichu
2023-06-10 01:24:08 +0000 UTCHaha, thank you! I'm really glad you enjoyed your purchase :D
alichu
2023-06-10 01:21:54 +0000 UTCWay to go combining all these characters together!! Now....Alichu...Since you brought up Metamorphosis in this audio, I have a question. I won't ask the question, but instead will only say the title. Please let me know if I'm right lol " Thicker Than Water"?? Though your scene was wholesome I wonder, considering how cultured you seem to be XD. I enjoy your craftsmanship in not only your story/audios, but also your descriptions. Little things like the android's order number all come together to make something truly amazing. Top tier anime/manga choices. Top tier characters/storytelling. Top tier description lol. Also, I can't help but want a delivery girl rp now lol Just some poor girl trying her best to lug around packages all day could be pretty funny. XD
Phosphophyllite
2023-06-09 23:02:37 +0000 UTCOmg Alibot has so many personalities! Top tier programming fs 😉 Also I’m sorry I am not familiar with any of the anime/manga you mentioned 😭 it’s not that I wouldn’t enjoy it. It’s just that I never really watch media outside of YouTube sadly 😔
thegrashoper
2023-06-09 20:51:48 +0000 UTCEvery single word on this post is golden ⭐
dead to me
2023-06-09 20:36:33 +0000 UTCEy guys, I think mine might be broken. It was all well and good till she said something about playing "Track 44"... And now she's T-posing in the corner, and her head is spinning in circles. Idk maybe I didn't install the patch right. I mean, it's fine, it's great, but she's now mumbling strange things about "The weakness of flesh" and that "We are legion; We are connected" and how "The only way out is through". Should I call tech support? ... Is this... Kuundere mode? (Best background)
dead to me
2023-06-09 20:35:35 +0000 UTCHer: How bout I call you darling? Me: How bout I call you my wife? Her: What? Me: You heard me. Might be my new favorite roleplay, harem waifus for the price of one. Also her design and outfit is adorable, asymmetrical thigh high socks forever.
Sir Skelington
2023-06-09 20:32:53 +0000 UTC[Thu 28/6/2035 5:21 PM] Dear XXXXXX XX, Our trackers have informed us that you are breaching our Terms of Use by applying unauthorized modifications to your product (Android ID: #8008764). Our terms state explicitly that any repairs needed MUST only be carried out by certified engineers sent from AAC. Please return the product to XXXXXXXXXXXX, postcode XXX XXX immediately or legal actions will take place. Ash, Customer Service & Contacts It's too late. Nothing can stop this beast now. I introduce to you all... Theodore Robovelt. But, before the world ends, I would like to praise Alichu on her consistency with uploads and their quality. Her content will be sorely missed once the city is rubble. It is most impressive to take on multiple personalities within 20 minutes. Oneesan is the best <3
Artilleries
2023-06-09 17:48:20 +0000 UTCAwesome way for you to combine everyone's ideas! Also nice model number you high schooler lol. But now thinking about it, I don't really remember anyone specifying a chest size in the traits replies. I also think Metamorphosis is pretty good from a writing perspective. Horribly depressing in all other aspects tho and I have major concerns about what that would do to a robots personality lol. I know this was a culmination of a bunch of different traits, but Androids in general are also one of my favorites! I know Chobits was referenced in the audio and the design, but my all time favorite android show is Plastic Memories.
JokermanTalon
2023-06-09 13:14:18 +0000 UTCNice job on the different personalities for this one. I like the Chobits reference for the design of the android.
Kai Zomei
2023-06-09 12:58:00 +0000 UTCThis is true customer service right here she did a fantastic job with the android! I am totally one happy customer 5 stars!!!
Vince
2023-06-09 07:32:16 +0000 UTC
