Dick Heist - First Access!

Hello my titillating $10 patrons!

Today's story is me branching out with a little foray into the cybperpunk! It's my first stab at it and I'm not super sure I've quite got the right tone, but it gave me some fun room to play around with keeping readers on their toes and events flowing!

Let's take a look at the synopsis!

Cyberpunk thief Lee is undercover as a buxom bimbo to infiltrate the hottest corporate event of the year and steal their new prototype cybercock. But when his cybernetically shifting body begins to betray him - and with his tits rapidly inflating out of control! - will he still be able to pull off the heist? And when he runs across an old familiar face, can he really trust her to have his back?

This one was a struggle! It has been an absolutely crazy few weeks for me IRL (see below) and I was legit pounding my head on the table trying to get words to flow. I had wanted to do something a little more classic for this release but it just wasn't working so instead I set off on a different direction entirely, focused on something more actiony and event-based. It seems to have done the trick!

If you like it please let me know! Its the sort of setting I'd definitely be down to revisiting at some point in the future!

So, what's been up? Well, I'm glad you ask - I'm moving! 

That's right! In small part thanks to the amazing generosity of this patron, my fiance and I are finally able to get our own place. It feels so weird to think that my writing helped pay for something so life changing - it makes me feel like I'm almost actually a real writer, haha. It also really brought into focus just how lucky I am to have you all and how grateful I am for all the support you lot have given me over the years.

The move is going to continue to cause trouble for me for the next few updates at least, and I really don't want to risk missing an update, so my current plan is to pull off of My Master and focus on getting as far ahead on shorts as I can. Best case scenario I wind up with a healthy buffer, worst case I'm at least prepared to handle these holes. Either way, the next update will be in three weeks!

Again, I want to give an especially big thank you to all of you on this one. Without you, this amazing thing wouldn't be happening. I just hope my writing has made you even half as happy as you all have made me!

Enjoy!

(PS - Before the whole moving thing hit, I was far enough ahead on my writing that I did a little side project - a sexy sweet little fan-fiction for the video-game Haven, which I'm quite fond of. The fic is entirely vanilla and not quite 'on brand' for Razmagurk, so its not going up here officially, but if you want to check it out, it's at archiveofourown.org/works/38624928 !

(PPS - I also publicly released my Crazy Girlfriend With Remote animation! That's right, dubbed, lipped and jiggling! You can find that at... www.deviantart.com/razmagurk/art/Crazy-Girlfriend-With-Remote-The-Animated-Series-1-914094731 )