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Added 2024-11-28 06:36:50 +0000 UTCOl' Vicky was quite the hay rider
In the barn after downing some cider
I slipped in her cooter
[and since I been neutered]
I was able to empty inside her
After that, I thought I had done it
But Vicky was still looking flummox'd
"I may be an ol' bitty
but you've neglected my kitty
You unloaded your spunk in my buttox!"
well, a man's gotta make a thing right
[should have known that it wasn't that tight]
so I started muchin'
a Victorian Luncheon
and I've been here since last Tuesday night
Comments
I'm cackling! 🤣🤣🤣
Sybil ❄️
2024-11-28 16:01:19 +0000 UTCDid anybody else read that in their head with a super country accent?? Just me hunh? Lol! Happy Thankgiving ya'll! FYI: I'm from South Carolina so that "ya'll" was genuinely not sarcastic and it was said with a real authentic Southern drawl, lol! 🦃🤣🤪💜
Trika
2024-11-28 16:00:02 +0000 UTCa poet and a comedian! 😂
mcxyp
2024-11-28 15:38:26 +0000 UTCYou silly goober 😂
siesta_maven
2024-11-28 15:11:02 +0000 UTC🤣🤣
Cami
2024-11-28 15:00:38 +0000 UTCIf this be the same gal from prompt three Then Vic’s update sure fills me with glee Now her blues have abated [For snip’d dick she’d awaited] “Make a thing right”–a good man is he
caroscope
2024-11-28 14:12:05 +0000 UTCI hope these are in the book!
EmmieLouLou85
2024-11-28 14:07:38 +0000 UTC😂😂😂
Delicada19🫀
2024-11-28 12:44:00 +0000 UTC🤣 That was the ha ha I needed after messing up my rolls, thanks Doc!
Analise
2024-11-28 11:55:44 +0000 UTCI don't remember anything at all 🤔 🤣
Vicky
2024-11-28 11:33:59 +0000 UTC
