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👕 Sober #EP 86 - Rip Off

Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of suicide between 10:50 – 14:02. Please take care while listening.

👕 Sober #EP 86 - Rip Off

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Good ending

Christopher Garcia

This ep got that suicide warning effect

Zealous

Thank God you mentioned to skip 10:50 - 14:02 I almost commit suicide for a second

Zealous

Darcy is my new favorite person after learning that he fucks with golf

Madox Berry

13:15 fuck you too max

Jett Curran

Good to see the fans are legends

Angus Keane

Makes me want to kill myself!!

Angus Keane

Guys, make sure to skip to 10:50 - 14:02!!

Angus Keane

Y7)

Ball Son

I finally have caught up on Sober and i actually made a GROG review vid! Compared it to happy dad and 197. I dont understand how happy dad can even call their grape actual grape. The Mandarin is currently my fave behind grape! Wish there was more carbonation akin to sprite. Love you guys and the content! Darcy is my favorite Cold Ones Friend

Seriously Sammy

Help with most of the videos

Jack Jesus

Help with most of the videos

Jack Jesus

What does Scott actually do at cold ones other than be on the sober pod?

Ryguy

HELLO WILL YOU GUYS DO FUNNY CONTROLLER REVIEW AND THEN THROW THEM AT THE WALL>

Boof Delivery

I enjoy the comments being read out, makes it feel like its worth my £4.40

Ethan Munro

Bring grog to Alaska or perish we’re very drunk

HChaka

Hello everyone my name is markiplier

Asger

So basically….. Chad’s Ex Landlord is a protester double agent where he makes it look like the Oil company is “paying for change” but really just making the unpayed protestors, that actually care, all look like idiots and bad people. We live in a Society

JRGT04

Chad yells at someone for not paying attention to what he’s saying 2 minutes after completely ignoring Max lmfao

Rick Rand Rorty Rwo Rholar Rof Rhe Rirst Rin

Please Scog. I need an I’m not Unc Maxmoefoe shirt.

Kasedia

darcy swanging his thang

˚₊𓆩༺🕷༻𓆪₊˚

Are we ever gonna read some of these fucking comments off? Mfs be scatterbrained as hell with my $5. We can put a warning in the description for suicide, but can't read ten comments? I digress.

Noah Hagan

Does chad still have his warhammer minis? And what army does/did he build

Jacob Wynne

What Chad is talking about at the start is true and happens decently often in the US, the groups aren’t directly funded by larger corporations, it’s about 15% donations, 20% shareholders, and the rest is highly “incentivizing” corporations. It’s not exactly a secret, but it’s a lesser known fact.

pingus stretcher

This podcast made me kill myself thanks guys

Jack Noire

Darcy must shoot down Chads plane with his drive

BigHorgs

No audio only version?😰

fantasy punx

You guys should react to this Chinese bloke on TikTok. MrBiao he be doin’ stuff

Joshy

Where’s the audio version bruh. I need it for work lmao

Black_Mage102

Play horror games for Halloween

Asger

Cant wait for the cold ones flights logs.

Gremlin22

love you boys

Shane Mundy

BIG AND MASSIVE

AlwaysEptic

Good swing cant lie

BladeMaster

For real

Marc102

15:00 I agree with Max, a Cold Ones ARG would be the ultimate funny.

Ojayjay

I need Bald Darcy swinging a golf club on a t shirt

Jonafin

Chad: just moved into a new apartment brand fucking new came out of a house w a pos landlord god bless Chad 1 week later: fuck this sucks I need a mini house with the worst maintenance possible I’m devoted

Jonafin

For the record, if there was a vid featuring darcy, it would be a crazy smash hit. just saying.

Reed

scottscare

Toe Nails

We want Ordinary sausage collab

We need a Bald Darcy Shirt!

Bald Darcy

This show needs to change its name to “Chad’s Weekly Arc.” Also, great swing, Darcy! We love you!

Brandon Miller

love you chad <3

Andrew O

New $20 tier Golf with chandler + darcy

ALEX

I love you

Lukas

Imma need some kook soon dang

Lukas

theburntchip and willne just straight ripping that shit

okcomp

shoutouts to max mofo and chad

Jack Noire

You guys keep saying no one would watch but I would pay good money to see max and chad swap places with scott and darcy and torment them for a 40 min video

ChefCornChip

You're never gonna be bald Darcy. . . . .

Way2Tonal

Great swing Darcy

erenkonen

Jordan Belfort

Jordan Belfort

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Thing

Darcy should go pro at golf!

Searah Jane

They could upload the archives of the charity streams from years ago.

shitdick

Cold ones charity stream?? Something something money, something something chads arsehole.

olly ruggier

JohnnyFatCunt, dibs on the username for Runescape.

Connor Quinn

Love u max

liw

“Who is that?” “Is he still on YouTube?” I’m dead 😂

Anna

I love the idea of chad writing a video! Toughen up Darcy and co host

Lucas snow

Why is Darcy so fineee?

Chris

I apologise on behalf of the British for the video theft, I am King Charles III, I am going to disconnect Brighton’s internet

Sam

Darcy got a slice FML

12321

You guys should get Suction Cup Man on the pod. That guy is chill af

Johannes

Wow Darcy nice swing😃👍

Pure Sound

Crazy hours imminent

Thrash4Cash

Chad show us your bussy!

Ant Sheerin

Holy fuck threadheads fucking pisses me off though allowing my print to only be on the front and only like 10cm wide. there is also no fucking way to centre your shit on the shirt either so they get you stressed as fuck thinking your print will be off-centre.

Linus Kindstrand

Imma confess, I just put in my second order on Threadheads mainly cause their custom shirt feature is hype. Scott really got me into illustrative art and I’ve made a few characters that I wanted printed on a shirt. Honestly, no other company on the market prints as good as Threadheads. That said, I’d 100% mess with ordering a custom shirt from CoolShirtz if they did vinyl prints. But man, CoolShirtz had me fucked up on my last order, customs added like 50% to the price once it hit my country. That sucks. How come Threadheads don’t do that? Scott, hit me up and check my stuff.

Linus Kindstrand

anyone who steals from scogg must be shot out of a cannon, also nice shot daprly

Dillosauras

Bring back show & tell.

shitdick

when grog in uk PLEASE

elki

Mr Beast is YouTube M-Bison. Max was just Tuesday.

Campbell Henderson

God I wish grog was sold in dan Murphy's

Dokka dokka

amazing swing darbly

Thor Lees

I'll give Darcy's swing a 6.5/10, looks like he has the fundamentals down. kinda looks like there's a lil bit of draw tho. #KILLDARCYIMMEDIATELY

blossomisidro

That's the suicide effect

Kari K

Hello Darcy i am a saudi prince i got alot of money please marry me xoxo

plol

love u cunts

JiraiGumo386

what's crazy about the whole "steal other peoples designs shit" is how deep it goes. If you guys look at the tiktokshop tshirt companies you would see how bad it really is. Companies rip each other off and will have active beef in the reviews section and tiktok shop ads will be like "THIS GUY STOLE SHIRT IDEA -- NOT GOOD INK QUALITY" etc etc

Jonafin

Don't listen to Chad, cool shirtz fit big boys better than Johnny big

Jonathan Clare

Golf swing was cleeeaann! 🚬🗿

Vlad Moore

Bald Darcy

Bald Darcy

If eating a picture of a guy is prostitute shit, then what was max writing the usernames of 5 dollar stream donors on chad's bare ass?

Gordie

if chad shaves his beard im unsubscribing to the patreon

Jonafin

26 minutes let's goo

Vlad Moore

Nice swing Darcy, great work on that one

Caleb Wittmer

Content warning? What is this pussy shit

Marc102

feet

Shamus


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