The Halfblood Princess

Your Easter Treat

There will be no chocolate for you this Easter. The professor has something else in mind… something equally tasty. But you’ll have to find it first. Though truth be told, it’s not exactly well hidden.

Notes: Happy Easter everyone. I hope this will tide you over until I'm back from my trip and get around to the next installment of the Marriage of Inconvenience. Don't forget to check out discord for the NSFW Easter clip, which will be posted shortly.

3. The Devil You Feed

In this episode Severus and his "houseguest" settle into a new routine. As trust builds, he offers her small freedoms and begins to believe she may be coming to terms with her captivity. But one act of desperation shatters the illusion of peace and forces him to confront not just her lies but also the brutal truth of what has been lurking deep inside him.

Content Warning:
This episode contains potentially triggering themes like emotional and physical violence and wor...

3. Absence makes the spell grow stronger

Severus is convinced he’s immune to the Ministry’s compliance spell. By Thursday, he’s having an existential crisis. But there's nothing to be done about it, but go with the insanity that is his new life. When Morvan has to take an unexpected leave of absence, things reach fever pitch and as the spell continues to tighten its grip, the lines between mere magic and true desire begin to blur dangerously.

PS: Minerva makes her debut in this one. I fiddled a lot with her voice and it'...

2. Bargaining

Severus is presented with an unexpected offer. An offer that plays right into his deepest desires. Little does she know that he's already one step ahead. But a starving heart is an unpredictable thing and it begs the question who is really in control.

2. A Most Uncomfortable Evening

Armed with a wonky potion and some strong spirits, Snape and Morvan tackle their marital obligations with as much grace as the situation allows for. Which isn't a lot. Between the sofa and an overly cheerful compliance log, they both learn that there may be something even worse than forced intimacy: realizing they might actually enjoy it.

Next episode: 3. Absence makes the spell grow stronger

1. His Reward

The war is lost, yet Severus still stands. Trapped in the aftermath of Voldemort’s victory, he must continue playing his part to survive. As a twisted reward for his unwavering loyalty, the Dark Lord gifts him Hogwarts’ former Charms professor. Refusing isn’t an option.

Telling her the truth about what he has done would doom them both, so he keeps up the act, even as they find themselves alone at Spinner’s End. But the line between pretending and no longer pretending begins to b...

1. The Proposal

The Ministry of Magic has a brilliant new idea: In order to boost the magical population, the British Reproduction Enhancement and Enforcement Decree, B.R.E.E.D. for short, is enacted.

Severus Snape would rather be hexed into next Tuesday than get married.

Unfortunately, ignoring the decree isn’t an option. Unless he wants the Ministry assigning him a bright-eyed, baby-crazed spouse eager to fulfill her patriotic duty. Enter Professor Morvan, who is just as furi...

His to keep

Quick note: I've been working on this in between everything else. Unfortunately the complete story is getting flagged by Patreon, so this is an excerpt. I've attached the full text as a PDF and you can also read it online on AO3

I sat tucked away in a dark corner of Malfoy Manor’s grand drawing room, watching the night unfold from a safe distance. These Friday night gatherings were a fam...

29. Sugar & Spice - Epilogue

A sweet slice of life set 15 years into the future. Wedged between some spice to ward off fanfic diabetes.

The Dark Lord may be long gone, but other dangers lurk in the dark of night, always interrupting when things get interesting. But somehow, Severus doesn't mind it all quite that much.

Episode notes: Here we are. Finally. This is the first family fluff I've done. Their relationship is still passionate, but tempered somewhat by the reality of being parents. I'd like to imagine...

Happy Valentine's, baby (no music)

Same audio, no music. Take your pick.

Version with music: Happy Valentine's, baby

Happy Valentine's, baby

Severus finds you already relaxing in the bedroom. How very convenient, since he's been thinking about you all day. But instead of getting right down to business, he decides to have some fun with you instead.

Beware, lots of explicit sounds in addition to some delicious moans.

Version without music: Happy Valentine's, baby (no music)

28. The Invisible Thread

The day of the battle has arrived and Severus is anything but ready. But there's not much to be done about it now. When the Dark Lord calls for him, he has no choice but to obey. And in the end, no amount of preparation could have saved him from what comes next…

Next episode: Sugar & Spice - Epilogue

Last Summer in Cokeworth

Cokeworth in summer was even more miserable. Filled with the kind of heat that settled into the brick and asphalt during the day and oozed out long after the sun had gone down. The factories had shut down for the day, but their stink still hung in the air. Metal and burnt oil, rust and coal, amplified by the soupy humidity. You could almost taste the acrid grime in the back of your throat. The river was low this time of year, cutting a sluggish path through the town and adding to the miasma.&...

27. Calm before the Storm

Severus knows your time together is running out. The final battle is drawing closer and the constant pressure begins to take its toll. He whisks you away in an attempt to forget about it all, even for just one night. A night where his past unexpectedly collides with your future and stirs up some altogether different fears that he would rather not confront.

Next episode: The Invisible Thread

New storylines - poll

Since we're nearing the end of Teacher's Pet, I would like to introduce TWO new storylines going forward. One will be lighter and more romance based (similar to Teacher's Pet) and the other will feature a darker, more morally grey Snape. They'll run CONCURRENTLY so everyone has something to enjoy.

As for the romance story, I would still like to pursue the Marriage Law idea that I've talked about before. The premise for that is that the Ministr...

26. Birthday at Spinner's End

You and Severus slip away from Hogwarts to celebrate his birthday without nosy portraits and meddlesome Carrows. The night is perfect until an unexpected guest crashes the party with well-wishes... and some ulterior motifs up his aristocratic sleeves. But Lucius is about to learn that when it comes to you, Severus is not so willing to indulge him any longer.

Notes: This one isn't quite the same smutfest as last time but at this point in the story Severus is far too much in love with you...

Are you still awake, darling?

If you're having trouble falling asleep, he knows just the trick. Get ready to see stars. Literally. May or may not include a bedtime story...

(FYI, after the 10 minute mark it's only music)

His new apprentice

Renowned potionsmaster Severus Snape is interviewing candidates to become his next apprentice. The position is highly sought after and it is well known that his expectations are high. Follow along as a determined young woman tries to win his approval - and gets more than she bargained for.

Heed the tags.

Personal story commissions

EDIT: Thank you to everyone who filled out the form. I will start working through all the inquiries and be in touch with you guys shortly! I'm soft closing it for the time being, meaning you can still fill it out but you'll have to expect a longer wait time. Thank you all so much. Your ideas are so much fun and I can't wait to get started.

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Are you ready? I don't know if I am but here we go.

Since some of you have been asking about commissioning audios I'm now ready to ta...

25. The gift that keeps on giving...and giving...

After all the trouble with Amycus you completely forgot to give him your Christmas gift. You try to remedy that oversight in the morning, but Severus is too excited for his own good. Beast mode activated...

Next episode: Birthday at Spinner's End

Happy New Year, darling

Here's an early New Year's message from yours truly. Let's hope it'll be your best year yet. Love you all!!!

24. A not so merry Christmas

Another year, another Christmas. You visit him at Hogwarts for some holiday fun but things take a turn for the worse when Dumbledore requires Severus' help and you decide to disregard his orders. But don't worry. All's well that ends well.

Next episode: The gift that keeps on giving...and giving...

And the winner is...

Trish Freyre 🥳 Congratulations!

Thank you to everyone who entered the giveaway. There will be more for sure.

I also haven't forgotten about you all and our Teacher's Pet. I've only been able to record in short chunks though and I'm hoping I'll get it all finished up in the next few days.

Merry Christmas everyone 🎁 I hope everyone is happy and healthy!

Love you all and I'll be back shortly ❤️

Giveaway part II

So the lucky winner of the free personal story declined the prize because she is no longer a paying subscriber and felt it would be fairer for this story to go to an active Patron 💓 Which means that it is up for grabs again! Win your very own fantasy date with our Professor. Let's keep it easy this time:

• comment under THIS post
  
• one comment per person
  
• the winner will be announced on Christmas Eve (12/24)
  

I will not record the draw t...

23. The Headmaster's Pet

As the newly minted Headmaster, our beloved professor enjoys many newfound liberties. At last you can see each other again. However, as an ambitious apprentice, hungry to make your mark, you have other things on your mind as well. When you ask him for a favor, he's all too happy to help. But don't forget, his favors come at a cost. A rather...delightful cost.

Sidenote: Thank you guys for your well wishes. I had an exceptionally shitty day yesterday but I'm happy that I finally got this ...

We have winners!

I recorded the number draw for the giveaway and I will notify each winner in the giveaway chat.

Here's the link for those who want to watch me pick the winners

https://youtu.be/QJctLKSCeaA

A huge thanks to everyone that entered. I wish I could give something to everyone...seriously. I appreciate your support tremendously and I will definitely be doing more of this. I enjoy giving back to you.

I'll b...

22. A short visit

Thank Gods for Lucius and his meddling. You have one hour, so you better make the most of it before he has to return to the Manor.

PS: My headphones died towards the latter third 💀 I apologize if there's any wonkiness. I'm still working on the whole added sounds thing. I think I need to build my own library of naughty noises, because otherwise it takes forever. So stay tuned as I slowly expand that. Also...get ready for a return to Hogwarts in the next episode...as the new Headmaster...

Earning back house points...

Ok, in this one I played around with some more sounds. If that's not your thing just skip it. For anyone else, I hope you like it. It's quite possibly the shortest blowjob in recorded history, but I just wanted to have some fun with it and share with you. Now then, are you ready to earn those House points back?

Time to wake up

It may be cold outside, but under the covers it is flaming hot.

21. Avada Kedavra

The day has come for him to fulfill his promise, a moment he thought he was ready for, no matter how unthinkable the act. But the weight of guilt is far heavier than he ever anticipated. A bittersweet and slightly puzzling dream nudges him toward a realization: maybe he isn't as terrible as he believes himself to be.

Notes: This one is a rather introspective episode. I tried to imagine how he would deal with fulfilling his promise to Dumbledore while also having to put on the mask of tr...