We Tested Expired Military Rations [EXTENDED]
Added 2023-08-01 19:33:38 +0000 UTC
HELLO PATREON!
We opened all the packages you sent to our PO Box!
What was your favourite unboxing? Want to see us open more?
Send your packages to our PO Box:
PO Box 403
Abbotsford
VIC 3067
Australia
Thanks to everyone that sent something in π
Edited by Jess
I think I rewatched Max call Chad a truck at 28:25 like 12 times and laughed hard every time π€£
Braydo
2024-10-17 10:10:22 +0000 UTC
The dick hat bro ππ
Hexonic YT
2024-10-12 04:18:27 +0000 UTC
27:36 what did he say?
Vovchik
2024-08-07 20:05:53 +0000 UTC
That's quite nice
EngagingBus
2024-03-09 21:21:26 +0000 UTC
That jar full of farts was priceless
Joseph B
2023-12-09 05:46:51 +0000 UTC
They're called prawns Max
MattY
2023-10-27 17:58:10 +0000 UTC
fax my bruddah
James duffill
2023-10-08 09:35:31 +0000 UTC
watching them eat MRE's was hard. They certainly do not understand the context for when MREs are good
Qdrain!!!
2023-10-06 07:46:56 +0000 UTC
its prob already there the fat fucks just cant be bothered to open it
HesteHund
2023-09-28 11:03:06 +0000 UTC
Anyone else have problems with their package being delivered to cold ones?
Andy Helmboldt
2023-09-11 02:38:42 +0000 UTC
And just so you know, it was a blessing spell π€
Sadie
2023-08-14 06:44:37 +0000 UTC
I MADE THE "DEMON" LETTER!!!! I HAVE THE PICTURE TO PROVE IT!!!!
Sadie
2023-08-14 06:43:52 +0000 UTC
where the next video at
Jake
2023-08-13 18:09:11 +0000 UTC
yippy
Sofa
2023-08-13 01:35:31 +0000 UTC
hammed slice
zeemo_beebo
2023-08-10 09:42:12 +0000 UTC
me when the army butter
C
2023-08-07 16:00:15 +0000 UTC
Why was both of them reading the letters and talking over each other one of the funniest parts of this
LDilla
2023-08-05 03:33:37 +0000 UTC
ham slice moment
Alexi
2023-08-04 20:19:54 +0000 UTC
I just met chad a couple days ago at the casino and i've never actually commented on the patreon before i don't think but it was a pleasure dealing to you chad, sorry for taking ur money lmao (also i've now seen your cock)
Aj
2023-08-04 15:24:50 +0000 UTC
slice
Ensalada
2023-08-04 13:16:07 +0000 UTC
ham slic
Ensalada
2023-08-04 13:16:04 +0000 UTC
me when the army butter.. me when the.. me
Imogen
2023-08-04 10:32:16 +0000 UTC
i have aids
jawdeeznuts
2023-08-04 07:06:46 +0000 UTC
i have aids
_cate
2023-08-04 05:05:16 +0000 UTC
bruh ikr
David Shufelt
2023-08-04 04:51:48 +0000 UTC
they missed the pink guy shirt reference :(
David Shufelt
2023-08-04 04:51:03 +0000 UTC
I remember that too he said something like "live out your days in service to allah"
Justin
2023-08-04 03:58:51 +0000 UTC
did they edit it out in the yt vid too? cuz i remember it was something like "give your life up for Allah"
anitalopezvida
2023-08-04 01:16:28 +0000 UTC
You guys fell off, upload more or I'm canceling the 5 dollars
Isaac clarke
2023-08-03 19:33:17 +0000 UTC
Chad messing with the record actually went so hard
shittany
2023-08-03 13:20:49 +0000 UTC
got the cold ones Patreon today. so far i've seen chads asshole, vomiting and chads dick. worth the $9
zac miller
2023-08-03 11:26:20 +0000 UTC
*dramatic fade in* "ham slice" *abrupt video end*
Ronaldo A.
2023-08-03 10:30:48 +0000 UTC
Why his dick look wet?
Obi-Wan komeblowmi
2023-08-03 08:26:33 +0000 UTC
I have acquired a decent vinyl record collection over the past few years. Over 200 records. not once have I tried doing the "wickiwicki" thing chad did. that sounded so dope imma have to try it. might fuck up one of my records or the 60 dollar stylus... but fuck it. A vibe is a vibe
Harry Baldwin
2023-08-02 20:36:10 +0000 UTC
he dropped the release date for Quran 2
Bartek Krzem
2023-08-02 19:46:40 +0000 UTC
Thatβs what Iβm sayin
Grant Carroll
2023-08-02 19:29:24 +0000 UTC
Boy I love me some sliced ham slices
Toddsworth
2023-08-02 19:20:11 +0000 UTC
What did Chad say about the Quran that's not even appropriate for Patreon?
ethan wold
2023-08-02 17:56:59 +0000 UTC
Also Jess hit me with the Covid wheeze π
Brandi Merrick
2023-08-02 17:27:40 +0000 UTC
Okay I just wanted to say the second package Dβarcy brought over was not a part of my package idk where the prank thongs came from lmao
Brandi Merrick
2023-08-02 17:27:11 +0000 UTC
little egg is for stamping not cookies
Stred
2023-08-02 15:55:45 +0000 UTC
Also why is chads cock so small? Wtf I thought it was just a joke he actually has a tiny dick.
Danny Sosa
2023-08-02 13:17:52 +0000 UTC
Why does your moms house smell like markaplyer. He must be plowing your mom more often now.
Danny Sosa
2023-08-02 13:15:12 +0000 UTC
ah just looked, wasn't that bad honestly, I think it's funnier it being censored in this case tbh haha
Bourbon
2023-08-02 12:18:32 +0000 UTC
ham slice
Thomas Venema
2023-08-02 10:40:31 +0000 UTC
This is the one downside since the Patreon took off, they used to just leave everything unedited lol
Adam
2023-08-02 10:36:59 +0000 UTC
I'm watching this at work and bro I work in an office where it's usually super quiet and I was fucking wheezing when Max started vacuuming the fucking glitter with the fucking VABROOM while Chad was reading the Heartfelt letter
Hugi Freyr Γlfgeirsson
2023-08-02 10:36:54 +0000 UTC
It's ok, I bought Patreon because of the wine balloon incident
Imogen
2023-08-02 10:24:12 +0000 UTC
It made it into main vid if you're curious
Imogen
2023-08-02 10:23:43 +0000 UTC
hamme sleighs :D
Orestis Pallikaras
2023-08-02 10:05:35 +0000 UTC
i really enjoyed the part where u guys both read letters at the same time
Daniel McCabe
2023-08-02 06:37:04 +0000 UTC
Pls add intro music for vid
Hiro & Squid
2023-08-02 05:53:50 +0000 UTC
Felt
Lanni Nara
2023-08-02 05:45:05 +0000 UTC
can i mail you switchblades?
Patrick McMenaman
2023-08-02 05:05:27 +0000 UTC
would it be inapropriate to adopt you a dog and have it sent to the po box?
Patrick McMenaman
2023-08-02 05:04:48 +0000 UTC
ham slice
Prestley Nelson
2023-08-02 04:30:20 +0000 UTC
Did I just pay money to only see Chadβs cock? What the fuck lol
Dee Snow
2023-08-02 04:29:14 +0000 UTC
cheif
Levi
2023-08-02 04:15:56 +0000 UTC
Chad should never be allowed within 100m of a vinyl record ever again.
OllieDust
2023-08-02 03:56:17 +0000 UTC
How did they not get that the pink shirt was filthyfrank's porn title rap
Chris B
2023-08-02 03:55:19 +0000 UTC
i could provide you with that
Oliver Williams
2023-08-02 03:48:34 +0000 UTC
thank you for this fun ham slice π«Ά
Xander
2023-08-02 03:04:56 +0000 UTC
i peg
Destin Brown
2023-08-02 03:00:31 +0000 UTC
I love you Chad (lil bit homo)
Chily
2023-08-02 01:41:00 +0000 UTC
16:08
Geezer
2023-08-02 01:21:20 +0000 UTC
"my cup size is a JJ"
*instantly stops what he's doing* "WHAT"
ghoullio jr
2023-08-02 00:16:06 +0000 UTC
Chads dick looking awesome as usual
ThatRosiePerson
2023-08-01 23:43:33 +0000 UTC
I will send 10,024 blood diamonds if Chad emails me a picture of his left testicle.
Acetone & vinegar Jello shots
2023-08-01 23:41:36 +0000 UTC
The jar fart was top tier
Cody
2023-08-01 23:06:49 +0000 UTC
i had the same thought lol
Dylan Hudkins
2023-08-01 23:02:39 +0000 UTC
didn't we all
Koi The bear
2023-08-01 22:24:43 +0000 UTC
I wonder what Chad said during the quran lamp part that was so bad it had to be nuked even from the Patreon cut lmao
Bourbon
2023-08-01 22:23:24 +0000 UTC
literally paid for the patreon to see chads cock.
HYDRA
2023-08-01 21:59:01 +0000 UTC
Wait ok but chad should DJ lol. The way his face lit up when he was playing with the turn tableβ¦
Alden Friend
2023-08-01 21:45:05 +0000 UTC
I just sent a package! It will be delivered by end of August. I hope Daddy Chad recieves it π
Glady Dawnstar
2023-08-01 21:43:24 +0000 UTC
Another day, another video of chads cock, just make an of at this point π
Rio
2023-08-01 21:39:08 +0000 UTC
Iβm in the US Army and I had to eat those MREs for 21 straight days 3 times a day and watching their reactions made my week ππ
Drew
2023-08-01 21:29:47 +0000 UTC
Wait until you see his gaper for the first time.
The one Profaned
2023-08-01 21:23:05 +0000 UTC
Why didn't you leave it in
Dustyegg
2023-08-01 21:22:32 +0000 UTC
New patron and I didnβt know chads little wang would be uncensored. Color me surprised.
Brody Daniels
2023-08-01 21:18:47 +0000 UTC
I love you chad (big homo)
angeMODELO
2023-08-01 21:14:12 +0000 UTC
I was like is that in my house or the video
Sariah Coverdale
2023-08-01 21:08:18 +0000 UTC
hamburger milk
Beau Lindsay
2023-08-01 21:00:37 +0000 UTC
i didnt think i was gonna see chads cock today
milo m
2023-08-01 20:29:42 +0000 UTC
Finally botulism
Carson
2023-08-01 20:17:00 +0000 UTC
The fukin cricket
Lucas Goeltl
2023-08-01 20:08:55 +0000 UTC
Chad Cock @ 6:15
I love you Chad (about 29% homo)
Alex
2023-08-01 19:55:58 +0000 UTC
I love you chad (medium homo)
Blissful Blake
2023-08-01 19:54:33 +0000 UTC
I love you chad (big homo)
Keeeth
2023-08-01 19:50:15 +0000 UTC
I love you chad (no homo)
Social .
2023-08-01 19:43:48 +0000 UTC