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We Tested Expired Military Rations [EXTENDED]

HELLO PATREON!

We opened all the packages you sent to our PO Box!

What was your favourite unboxing? Want to see us open more?

Send your packages to our PO Box:

PO Box 403
Abbotsford
VIC 3067
Australia

Thanks to everyone that sent something in πŸ™

Edited by Jess

We Tested Expired Military Rations [EXTENDED]

Comments

I think I rewatched Max call Chad a truck at 28:25 like 12 times and laughed hard every time 🀣

Braydo

The dick hat bro πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

Hexonic YT

27:36 what did he say?

Vovchik

That's quite nice

EngagingBus

That jar full of farts was priceless

Joseph B

They're called prawns Max

MattY

fax my bruddah

James duffill

watching them eat MRE's was hard. They certainly do not understand the context for when MREs are good

Qdrain!!!

its prob already there the fat fucks just cant be bothered to open it

HesteHund

Anyone else have problems with their package being delivered to cold ones?

Andy Helmboldt

And just so you know, it was a blessing spell πŸ€—

Sadie

I MADE THE "DEMON" LETTER!!!! I HAVE THE PICTURE TO PROVE IT!!!!

Sadie

where the next video at

Jake

yippy

Sofa

hammed slice

zeemo_beebo

me when the army butter

C

Why was both of them reading the letters and talking over each other one of the funniest parts of this

LDilla

ham slice moment

Alexi

I just met chad a couple days ago at the casino and i've never actually commented on the patreon before i don't think but it was a pleasure dealing to you chad, sorry for taking ur money lmao (also i've now seen your cock)

Aj

slice

Ensalada

ham slic

Ensalada

me when the army butter.. me when the.. me

Imogen

i have aids

jawdeeznuts

i have aids

_cate

bruh ikr

David Shufelt

they missed the pink guy shirt reference :(

David Shufelt

I remember that too he said something like "live out your days in service to allah"

Justin

did they edit it out in the yt vid too? cuz i remember it was something like "give your life up for Allah"

anitalopezvida

You guys fell off, upload more or I'm canceling the 5 dollars

Isaac clarke

Chad messing with the record actually went so hard

shittany

got the cold ones Patreon today. so far i've seen chads asshole, vomiting and chads dick. worth the $9

zac miller

*dramatic fade in* "ham slice" *abrupt video end*

Ronaldo A.

Why his dick look wet?

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

I have acquired a decent vinyl record collection over the past few years. Over 200 records. not once have I tried doing the "wickiwicki" thing chad did. that sounded so dope imma have to try it. might fuck up one of my records or the 60 dollar stylus... but fuck it. A vibe is a vibe

Harry Baldwin

he dropped the release date for Quran 2

Bartek Krzem

That’s what I’m sayin

Grant Carroll

Boy I love me some sliced ham slices

Toddsworth

What did Chad say about the Quran that's not even appropriate for Patreon?

ethan wold

Also Jess hit me with the Covid wheeze 😭

Brandi Merrick

Okay I just wanted to say the second package D’arcy brought over was not a part of my package idk where the prank thongs came from lmao

Brandi Merrick

little egg is for stamping not cookies

Stred

Also why is chads cock so small? Wtf I thought it was just a joke he actually has a tiny dick.

Danny Sosa

Why does your moms house smell like markaplyer. He must be plowing your mom more often now.

Danny Sosa

ah just looked, wasn't that bad honestly, I think it's funnier it being censored in this case tbh haha

Bourbon

ham slice

Thomas Venema

This is the one downside since the Patreon took off, they used to just leave everything unedited lol

Adam

I'm watching this at work and bro I work in an office where it's usually super quiet and I was fucking wheezing when Max started vacuuming the fucking glitter with the fucking VABROOM while Chad was reading the Heartfelt letter

Hugi Freyr Álfgeirsson

It's ok, I bought Patreon because of the wine balloon incident

Imogen

It made it into main vid if you're curious

Imogen

hamme sleighs :D

Orestis Pallikaras

i really enjoyed the part where u guys both read letters at the same time

Daniel McCabe

Pls add intro music for vid

Hiro & Squid

Felt

Lanni Nara

can i mail you switchblades?

Patrick McMenaman

would it be inapropriate to adopt you a dog and have it sent to the po box?

Patrick McMenaman

ham slice

Prestley Nelson

Did I just pay money to only see Chad’s cock? What the fuck lol

Dee Snow

cheif

Levi

Chad should never be allowed within 100m of a vinyl record ever again.

OllieDust

How did they not get that the pink shirt was filthyfrank's porn title rap

Chris B

i could provide you with that

Oliver Williams

thank you for this fun ham slice 🫢

Xander

i peg

Destin Brown

I love you Chad (lil bit homo)

Chily

16:08

Geezer

"my cup size is a JJ" *instantly stops what he's doing* "WHAT"

ghoullio jr

Chads dick looking awesome as usual

ThatRosiePerson

I will send 10,024 blood diamonds if Chad emails me a picture of his left testicle.

Acetone & vinegar Jello shots

The jar fart was top tier

Cody

i had the same thought lol

Dylan Hudkins

didn't we all

Koi The bear

I wonder what Chad said during the quran lamp part that was so bad it had to be nuked even from the Patreon cut lmao

Bourbon

literally paid for the patreon to see chads cock.

HYDRA

Wait ok but chad should DJ lol. The way his face lit up when he was playing with the turn table…

Alden Friend

I just sent a package! It will be delivered by end of August. I hope Daddy Chad recieves it 😍

Glady Dawnstar

Another day, another video of chads cock, just make an of at this point πŸ˜‚

Rio

I’m in the US Army and I had to eat those MREs for 21 straight days 3 times a day and watching their reactions made my week πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Drew

Wait until you see his gaper for the first time.

The one Profaned

Why didn't you leave it in

Dustyegg

New patron and I didn’t know chads little wang would be uncensored. Color me surprised.

Brody Daniels

I love you chad (big homo)

angeMODELO

I was like is that in my house or the video

Sariah Coverdale

hamburger milk

Beau Lindsay

i didnt think i was gonna see chads cock today

milo m

Finally botulism

Carson

The fukin cricket

Lucas Goeltl

Chad Cock @ 6:15 I love you Chad (about 29% homo)

Alex

I love you chad (medium homo)

Blissful Blake

I love you chad (big homo)

Keeeth

I love you chad (no homo)

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