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We Tested AWFUL Celebrity Alcohol (AGAIN) Extended Cut

Sheesh! Another same day Patreon Upload? How we manage to do that? 🤔


This one is a good one folks! Lots of little extra segments that didnt make the main video alongside full uncensoring for your viewing pleasure!

Chad really let it rip on this episode, and we still can't get rid of the smell in the studio...

We hope you have Merry Christmas. Slam a couple of Cold Ones for us 🍻

We Tested AWFUL Celebrity Alcohol (AGAIN) Extended Cut We Tested AWFUL Celebrity Alcohol (AGAIN) Extended Cut

Comments

waht an ending

queenofdabs

This is the first patreon is subbed to and the amount of content is insane. Best channel ever

Shaun Lunnon

Diddy

TommyDavey

are you fucking retarded?

vendxr

U guys are a alcohol show n u wo der y no one sends u stuff when u cant send alc over 24% im jus sayin talk 2 aus post fr

Trap Beat

look all 3 looking hella good aww cute <3

Océane

how’d you get so rude watching a show as funny as cold ones 🤯

Tyler Deez

what a hateful person

Moo Rooster

Why Darcy lookin so cute

J Lyle

ur face is a bitch

J Lyle

Darcy is such a bitch time to fire him

MattY

How'd Max get fat being vegetarian?

MattY

Legendary ending

SoriMasn

The sword swallower chad🤘🏽

Balken

this is literally the funniest episode of all, chad and max are peak, one of my favorite chad moments when he says he's too drunk, and favorite max moment when he says "yours fall apart, motherfucka"- iconic

sighee

That ending was the best

Gaming Century

Could not stop laughing the entire time the finale sent me over the edge

Nick Fortunato

i love max's fucking joker laugh at the end lmao

BOYMANCHAN

Chad is a LEGEND

Isaac clarke

I thinks so

Bailey

Use lime and salt with the tequila and/or mezcal.

J M

i swear it 😂😂

Noah Carrillo

That end scene was the single most greatest thing I’ve ever paid for

Tyler

Ohh Fuxk watchin chad throw up makes me want to

Kaitlynn Willoughby

lol

Kaitlynn Willoughby

This is definitely top 5

Ensalada

Definitely worth the 5$ to watch chad vomit on a beyblade stadium

Lucky Charmander

I’m from Albuquerque New Mexico and I can confirm that it’s exactly like how it is in the show. Meth and gun violence is crazy here

Jesse

damn chad do you get darcy to wax your balls?

Blaine McFarlane

Darcy da 🐐 no 🧢

JayBob

Bro the end of this had me in literal tears laughing. It’s probably bc of these 12% woodstocks but still. Fucking gold

JayBob

my name is randolf and i recommend this vid its very good

Zachary Powell

do not watch the ending drunk holy fuck

Samfyra

Y’all are so fucking retarded I love it

Tyler

chad's cock and chad vomit? what a great ep

pearvoz

I came here for chad vomiting

Brianna

Had to subscribe funny af shout out from Texas

Dalton Canterbury

Sean, I'm trying to encourage them to be active. It's from a place of love. I don't know why they'd promise to post something then don't. They didn't have to write about the thing I'm quoting here but they chose to. Bluesy, yeah fine. I really think we should show that we care though and using the comment section to drum up excitement for any form of new content IMO is only beneficial.

Sage

drunk burger segment is my favorite

Felix

Chad violently throwing up on the beyblade ring was a legendary moment

Jack Noire

Is Tessa freshe girlfriend Tessa!???

Rory K

Max cracking up was so fuckin pure

Alex

I want your guys fridge

Halo Exe

Hey your the one who brought up virgins lmao

LACHLAN TONKS

Sage mate, it's in the works. There's a lot that goes on BTS and sometimes things don't go to plan. I'm sure 2023 is going to bring some epic content, both on the main channel and patreon alike

Bluesy

bro all you do is complain, ive seen you comment your annoying bs on every other video, no one cares and the videos are still good imo still well worth the lil $5 if you hate evry videop shut tf up and stop watching

Sean

When are you posting older Patreon vids u shit cunts. Tryna watch the most flammable TikTok’s

Jamo

Darcy seemed so fed up

Max Vielbig

chad i'm in love with you

Dennisse Enriquez

chad is a legend im pissing, shitting, and cumming rn

Sean

😂😂

Jacqueline Dukes

those are the balls of a god

Jackson clinton

chad legdnd

Lino Farias

My sisters boyfriend loves mezcal and drinks it on ice all the time but it tastes like you take shitty tequila and run it through a used ashtray

Colin

The end had me on tears omfg!

PedrokasVerokas

I live in the states and the cacti shit is like 15 usd lol

Cody

dude they get blasted enough lol im sure they just forgot and they do upload at least once or twice a month so im not sure why you complain. there could be more content sure but i dont think its wise to just complain.

Krienko

Chads hair is getting really good looking mf looks like jebus

Krienko

What happened to: "biweekly / monthly exclusive patreon podcasts with Scott which should start before the end of the year. These will be unique and entirely exclusive to Patreon"

Sage

Can put a potato head together in 7 seconds but can’t figure out how to use a beyblade 😂

Dllstortion

Max hysterically laughing while Chad vomits his guts up into the beyblade rink is true friendship

lindsay T

Adopt me. Im 31 and black and in colorado But i have no dad i need 2

KindaBlackGuy

You mean “only signed up for Patreon to “ see chads cock. And its all good bud.

KindaBlackGuy

Nothing is better than Max laughing uncontrollably while chad is suffering

Jake Passolt

I miss when you could show puke on YouTube. Thank God you can't show cock and balls on YouTube.

Nathan Nelsen

I was BEYOND disgusted at the end...but also couldn't stop laughing the entire time. Chad = LEGEND

Jken

awww darcy at the start

Ella Cruz

facts mate that video was good

Offsockz

Can you guys hurry up and spend our money on Christmas gifts for each other!? That was wholesome and much needed. I miss the Christmas exchange cold ones.

Xboxlivegiant

Chads cock - 1:10:27 Puke - 1:49:30

Pluvio

Smart chad advocate here: larger screen does not increase system stress, resolution does. And because chad is chad, he probably tries to run the switch in 4k. So he smart, but he dumb. And he has arthritis.

Isak

Sell chads puke please

OriA

lol

Kappy448

Chad is excited about the new employee…

Kyle Conlon

I love they just abuse darcy lol

The Power

Whens the next q&a??

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

They had grilled, which is burgers

Bluesy

You fell off

Ronaldo A.

virgins online when people look at eachother

KhanGeiger

man this Christmas is crap but watching your videos really cheers me up thanks a lot guys merry Christmas

Andrew

u fell on

Kappy448

Man, y'all an alcohol funny channel and no one knows anything about mezcal or tequila? Y'all fell off

Ronaldo A.

put a condom on the firealarm when filming

Aslaug

What was chad eating? 😂

AdrielFox

Man, you've been killing it with the patreon cuts lately. Cheers boys, keep it up!

Alexander Wittich

Fucking hilarious

Lonny Kid

Max watches the Super Bowl?

CallmeCassian

legendd

Sabrina Villanueva

i hope youre still alive

FunynMan

broo chad gave tessa fuck me eyes lmao 45:36

LACHLAN TONKS

The end fucking killed me! 😂

Todd Warren

The sword swallowing legend

Prestley Nelson

I love chads hat I hope that drops on cool shirtz

Nut Butt Jammy Sammy

This video was fucking hilarious, Youtube one was good and patreon was even better. You guys need to leave Darcy alone tho hahaha

Griffyn Pearce

would eat chads chunky vomit

eloy

RIP Chad's grandma BEST TITS

Colby Gokey

Made me lol

Ethan Hernandez

you made my christmas cheers lads

Chad Thompson

Appreciate the dedotated wam gags, keep it up, max

Tinno

funni

Ollie

i thoroughly enjoyed the burger segment, non subs are missing out

Micah

Glad to see Chad’s lil fellas again

Sharkbait

Hell yeah. By the way I would totally watch a "Darcy and Scott try..." patreon series

Rebecca Emily

Bro Chad threw up half his bodyweight lmaooo

Matt Shaver

It’s always 50/50 chance they censor☠️, like sometimes they don’t censor it in the yt and censor it on here☠️

Bl4ke

the pause before chad throws up is funny

Ensalada

Came for the vom, stayed for Darcys big ol smile

Chef

K cunts

Fabian Arredondo

You should do drunk Lego building race

olly ruggier

I liked the part where he pulled his balls out

Ethan Grebenshikoff

Welcome Kevin hope you enjoyed the cock and balls

Jacob Deasey

Scott's "Whaaat!?!?" at the Jay-Z bottle killed me

Demis Cordova

max is right on everything in this ep fr

Virtual Boi

Thanks for including the piss break and food break. I was hoping those parts would stay in the video. Kinda disappointed the word retard is being censored, but oh well.

Sage

Thanks mates

DirtyDuff

This is gold

Armond

the ending 💀

Chwayzzers

Look at this little fella, he's got a little ego on him, I don't like him

Jarred

Now this is why I give u money, that ending made my fuckin night 😂

Jarred

Now I'm getting my money worth with this ending

iwillbebackmymoney

Bruhhhh

Minty_Protogen

Sage

Darcy has the worst smiles known to man, i pray to the lord above that this man never finds happiness in life so nobody has to ever see it jk of course

Bananaba Mes

Needed this thank you babycakes

Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf

Just nutted feeling good

Nehemiah

Your a protogen so probably 👽🛸

Nehemiah

based

Ivan

I live in Ankeny where slipknot was formed and it’s very boring

Joseph Berberich

new darcy cam is bussin

razarza

Leg!

Patrick O'Hara

one of if not the best patreon cut to this day

Gian

This made me join. The dedication to the craft is unrivaled!

Josh Davies

Am I gay for constantly seeing Chad's cock?

Minty_Protogen

Never more proud to be a patron!

Brendan Seguin

thank u kind man

SG_Gaboox

I just subbed wtf 😂

Kevin Jimenez

shiddin and cummin as we speak

Ethan Walton

My name is jebediah and my life is pretty crazy as I got my sister pregnant at the young age of 17 that was an mistake as I'm now being watched by the FBI for having sexual relationships for my daughter/daughters you could say as one of them is a Siamese twin and the other is normal( they were triplets) if you think I'm crazy then you should of heard of what my mee maa and paa paa did too me. That shit was so magical I'll never forget it, That shit was like party city in my body. If you don't approve of my lifestyle your just not living up to our lord and saviors expectations. Good day to you sir Allah, bishmalla, neihao, bing chilling, aloha, and salutations to the flags of the south brother

Nehemiah

Darcy fine af in this

Jordan Christy

Good on ya m8's I never thought a same day upload was possible. Finally... Chinese hamster

Jamo

fuck this was a good ep

big chungus 5

cock at 1:10:45

bruhwiiremote

Is the dank pods video gonna get a uncut upload?

Ciaran Murray

Max laughing while chad was dying had me cracking up.

ElonCrust

my snaids balls hurt

Naabek

1.10.45

Bart Wilkinson

ty legend 🫡

Andreaaa

11:10:57 Chads bawlz

november m

I have ogre aids

Kyle Vaughn

Do you perhaps have cock time stamp

Luke Nowlin

where the cock time stamp at 🥱

Andreaaa

happy holidays yall 🍻

Andreaaa

im finna cream

Dane Grubb

Yay Christmas came early

Drew Byron

Merry Christmas Cold Ones crew thanks for all the laughs this year and for being lit! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Gus Donnelly

Finally!

Mary Jantzen

Sick as. Cheers cunts and Merry Christmas to all.

Sage

GOATed I’m here for the cock & vom, obviously

Bart Wilkinson

Hell yea been waiting for this!!!

Hizik 86

nice job proud of u

Anthony


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