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Ikr made my day

Daniel Hughes

He just sucked a alien cock

Daniel Hughes

The set definitely needs a Gilbert Gottfried (RIP King) bust to go with the Markiplier one

Harry

the ending with chad being fucked by mario killed me

markus

gamer slop

pra

my name deez

Sneaks McGee

Max and Chad get trapped in springlock suits

Lucca Burnette

my chef names a chef

Prime able

damn that's neotori dildo xD

Beryll Starlight

first of all its templar cross second of all the iron cross was a prussian/imperial german symbol though it was still used as a symbol of germany in nazi era the Balkankreuz would be a better example of a nazi symbol

Aster『⁂』

yeah that does not look like markiplier tbh, next time buy a 3d printer and make some 3d models with vr lol that would be fun

zeemo_beebo

Look at my super rizz profile pic yo !!!

Northstar L.J.

lost my shit when the aliens head flew off and hit the plant in the background

Toroloco11 _

Max: "You look like a cannonball Chad" - i'm ded (2:53:26)

Danielle Hole

that was worth paying the 5 dollars

Nicolai

God the blue alien part made me laugh so hard my face hurts 2:06:41

Imogen

MAX FRANTICALLY FLOSSING IN THE LUIGI COSTUME IS KILLING MEEEEEE

Sofia Hamilton

Aussies suck off, decapitate and de-cock alien

Phil Gillis

Its a templar cloak u dope

george the nerd

That's Templar cross which is red you fucking muppet

Az

funnie

J M

fine literature

BigDMcGee

2:19:50 the cloak has iron crosses on it. iron crosses are a pretty popular nazi symbol so that combined with the white robe is………………

juwi

Mark Von Iplier (69 AD - 420 AD) Markiplier has ligma. he contracted it at Sawcon (hosted by Mike Hawk and Tahra Dactyl) it is assumed that he contracted the STD because he hadn’t really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. the terrible, terrible std known as ligma has plaquered the Von Iplier family for decades. markiplier’s soft supple body is too weak to take part in Mark vs Iplier, in which mark conpleted agaisnt Iplier, therefore it has been canceled as of four days after Markiplier contracted ligma. he never found out either who was behind the bite of ‘87 or who was phone. Markiplier has ligma such as the man behind the slaughter. Yahahma’s uncle is tall and that is important for the reason of that i fucked your mom. at Sawcon, it is reported that Markiplier stuck his [INSERT WORD TO BE YSED INSTEAD OF COCK] inside of a toaster strudel using knowledge based off of a Fox News article from the 1700’s. as you know, doing the sax with a toaster strudel gives you insta ligma thus making it possible for Mark of Iplier to have ligma and becoming the president of wales

Lime

max was an absolute menace in this video i love it

Micah

Who knew that Chad was a good puppeteer

Emedan

Cunts, you could've done the "Lois, I turned myself into a cucumber" meme with the puppets, wtf.

Mathew Sheppard

jimmy breats

Ruby Soho

He do be spittin fax tho

Mike 나는 신이다

and then? Wait 5-8 hours every time you print something?

Lucas

I think an employee should be hired to help guide purchase value. Honestly I'd volunteer

l b

The fact y'all paid someone to 3D print something instead of just copping the 3D printer for a whole lineage of content is astounding to me

l b

Just signed up, so happy I did. Needed more of this shit lmao, great work guys

Thomas Livy

bro really said the channels getting stale as if its not funny as fuck just to rewatch everything plus this is patreon not the actual channel they have you cant expect them to do shit when this is for the stuff THEY CANT put on youtube

deez noots

Riley Graves

From us, duh

spikey 9

idk bro, maybe the get donations from somewhere?? Nah doubt it tho

Damian Cylka

patreon idk

Clark

Where do they get the money to drop this much on Etsy?? Like I’m genuinely curious 🤷‍♀️

Grace Zeigler

please put timestamp for unboxing (1:11:00)

Иоанн

I have chronic brain aids. I need you to reupload the vids or I'll die.

Buurman Hans

I wouldn't mind seeing a close up of the small things they have on display and the other shit on the sides. Could be a nice retrospect. LMAO rowey's derogatory comment tho

Sage

Taylor speak the truth.

badass______

can someone tell max to upload to maxmoefoepokemon

Taylor

max sucking off a baby alien and then swinging it around until its head fucking flew off isnt something i thought id see in my lifetime. thank you coldones.

Millie Snow

this is factually correct

Ponthus Kåhlman Udén

Max has aids.

badass______

Spin on this

Rowey

New youtube video without any patreon love, feels bad man

Nameless Creativity

agreed

grablogg

why youtube get video when we no get video

grablogg

We need timestamps like on youtube fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Koen Lemmen

We could spin in a 360 and show the whole office 😂

Wally

So proud

grablogg

Bit of a long shot. But what happened to faceless??

Halal Is This Halal?

office tour or im not buying from cool shirts

Moisty Muldoon

Yes

AlfredBoris

You guys need to do an office tour

Henkum

I forgot I’m paying for this

Moefuca

Yeah I am fine, thanks for your worrisome. I was batshit drunk when i was writing this lmao. I thought Max's forhead was extended through editing when i was watching this while drunk.

Freddie Lee

Bruh where is the cum necklace

WTSherman

Oh holy balls! I totally remember that

Tanner

the the joker from baman

Rory Craig

😂😂😂

Austin Parks

what the fuck are you on about LMAO, hope you're not hanging tomorrow pal

heyamy

im so fucking drunk, i thought max's forhead was extended, longed, receeding haril lined edited when i was first seeing it, jesus fucking christ, is it actually editted or actually his ahriline, i dont understand what is going on, is it? or is it not? is it editted to be longetivitised or is it just his natural big focking hairline like i have

Freddie Lee

Max likes kids!

gang gang

Patreon is totally fine.

Alexander Wittich

Can Patreon vids have basic shit like how much they spent included in the edit?

Patrick

1:50:35 why this mf max turn into Jack Sparrow

XIII LUKAS

Please do another merch drop boys. New prints, new shirts, and do some trading cards or pedigreed graded slabs. I will keep paying you every month either way because well I’m an idiot but it’s worth it.

TipTopMagoo

Minecraft > WoW

olly ruggier

Max and chald from old onez

cough

nut jar necklace 😎

Albert Flushington

Doo doo fart

Mcchew

I can’t be the only one that remembers the alien been green right??!?!?

OriA

You guys should do tik tok ads

Mike Ox

im fat

grablogg

finally thick

Zombieing

Respectfully homie, what iPhone do you have? I can watch on full screen and while I’m on twitter

Seth Gomez

In a good way bro calm down

Dawid Skotnicki

Sorry didn’t mean to I’m autistic

OriA

Stfu

OriA

I 100% agree with you Patreon sucks, bad video quality most of the time and idk if it’s only for me but I can’t watch full screen on iPhone.

OriA

3 hours, yaaaaas

Patrick O'Hara

I planted surveillance systems in your home

Rhyzeless

Bro I’m pretty convinced Max is actually autistic

Dawid Skotnicki

Boys type everything like they're requesting a cameo

Justin Huff

i am inside your walls

epic feminist

no other post on anywhere gets me as excited as a patreon coldones vid. love you guys

Shawn McCrory

Fine content as always, gentlemen.

Sneed

Patreon's great. Vimeo is the dumbass service that caused the issue

Noah A

when is chad gonna eat a glizzy

Jack Noire

Finally ETSY 🥶

Caveman Brain

deez nuts

Richard Brown

So happy to see an upload, but Patreon fucking sucks. There has to be a different platform to work with.

OwlChapino

LESSSS GOOOO LOVE ALL YOU SEXY BOYS

Gus Donnelly

Alien penis cock sucking around 2h7m

A cow wearing a turban

thanks guys 😙

Jasmine McKay

Needed this as background sound so I can work. Thanks boys!

Hazel

Finally

Shademic

I have mesothelioma

jayce kaid

Finally, puppet aids

so amazing thank u kings

phia

yess

kelsey engle

I’ve been waiting for this

Chckn Brendy

Finally.. the fucking video

Savannah Padilla

hell fucken yes

cait :3

Where can I cop beast aids

Ewan Mcconnell

Don't worry I just had mouth surgery

KobaltKrush

Thank you guys

Riley Ransier

🫡 thank you boys

Sophie Howard

yes at last

Chandler