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$10 SOIL VS $5000 DIRT CHALLENGE

G'DAY CUNTS!

Here's a nice long extended version of our EXPENSIVE ALCOHOL VID.

Take a nice bottle of $5000 Whiskey and sit down and have a drink with us!

Extended Edition of our most recent video will also be uploaded VERY soon! We had a one off unfortunate event that we will not go into that's caused us to be lacking on Patreon for the last month, but we've got our shit together now and we ain't gonna let delays like that happen ever again.

Cheers for your patience fellas.

❤️ COLD ONES

$10 SOIL VS $5000 DIRT CHALLENGE

Comments

noooo dont tell me the old content is not here anymore, i wanted to see the og trying alchohol vid

randomguy

no permission to WaTch

Keith Riessen

Won’t load the video😢

For real fix the videos . I'm sure it's a pain in the ass but it really fucking sucks getting the patron and the majority of videos don't work.

RagingLogic

fix the vids mannnnn

ShawnYaFool

ayo i paid $5 where my funny video

Bone

man the vid felof

Tbear

where vid? :(

Leo Jeger

I HAVE AIDS - from discord uwu

If only it was the wide view camera. Im drunk and I am getting a headache with these meme zooms bruh

ButterOnMySteak

U.

I am also Courtney 😋

This would be a great series

Diamond Imperium

his pp fell off

i second this

Meghan Grimoldby

wrestling look it up

SwankNebula69

aew broski

SwankNebula69

what

Ruby Soho

great debut the other day chief

SwankNebula69

now fell ofg

Ruby Soho

my dick got up

Ruby Soho

Should do a haul of the most cheap alcohol on earth and see how shit it gets

Did you see that little fella on Chad's belly?

Brandon Small

i also could tell the difference between good and bad. coke but not alcohol chad ur not alone

toiletfuneral

I'm just here for the grog, thank you.

i love seeing my name on the list lol, its all caps and takes half of the screen

ULTRA THOT HUNTER OMEGA MAXIMUS

kick back bro

i was really hoping to see the little egg character with glasses when max pulled that certificate out from the book

Hikiko

cool coo coool, question is am i the only Courtney patron ? and if not, who's the sexiest of Courtney's.. need to squash this asap

fucking retards in your shitty discord server suck. the mods are fucking stupid

oi chad

Albert Flushington

why dont i get some bitches

Joe

aids

Goodlooking Fella

more skog and prezoh plz

emily

a 10 for insane, but its just my schizophrenia

Chad i'm gonna send you some vyvance cause that shit is much better than coke for dieting while still being a semi alcohalic

i think they forgot their password

exactly

The start broke my brain

“Extended Edition of our most recent video will also be uploaded VERY soon!”….Sure…we’re waiting🤨

Jay

hamburger

Joe

New Patreon.... cheers boys

I have aids

Morley Tyack

maybe 2 versions? i like to wait and watch this vid instead of the youtube one so would be kinda gay if it skipped over that video

finally. carbonated cum

Fr

Luke Sanderson

Crystal bee

Andrew W.

Just subbed to the Patreon it’s worth it

just got my neon sign! love it a lot

Cody Garcia

Fix the pewdiepie episode

love that chad just says do cocaine

narcotic

chad you look kinda like big chungus from the hit movie space jam 2

I have corona aids

this is for a qna if there is another one would you guys ever have braddosebanter on the pod if and when he came to australia

"i cant eat cheese itll ruin my body" "i did cocaine last week i cant smell good" lmao

you should read the Patreon comments some of us have some good constructive feedback, but some are just shit fuck you

Drew Byron

Shoenice collab?

I want to eat Chad's asshole

Mark Phillips

I miss the uncut ones

Lucas

🥸

my dick itchy

Mike Rangel

can i buy sharp table

Prestley Nelson

Putting the public edit into the unedited cut to fluff out the time, quite the scam situation from you dishonest individuals. I request to have a word with the owner of Cold Ones over this, thank you.

aids

Goodlooking Fella

with every pateron episode, we get closer to seein' maxs bolloxs, holy shit, im way too drunk i feel like im typin on clouds jesus how much di d i drnik lmoa ily u all xoxox kiss cuddeles hhah

Ollie

hi editor, when we say we want longer vids, we meandont bother showing us any of the edited version from youtube, and just the uncut recording of the video : ) even if u upload it in 2 parts : ) please

Beatrice Williams

yo im avtually a alcoholik bruh

SAME - JACOB +RATIO + MAKE BETTER MUSIC# https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leCVVw6iD84

Epic boys

Rhys Coles

Hey Chad congrats on the weight loss my man

I've gone 7 on the kooky scale from watching this.

George Sears

Finally. video

I have aids

happy for you <3

catcrasher

was waiting for this, now i can finally cum

catcrasher

aids

KP

i have aids

parker

mmmmm liver abuse

What's Chad eating?

caberwikijack

Chad saying “test taste” instead of “taste test” is infuriating

Mike

chad sure is talking a lot about cocaine in this one

Nekku

i will get liver poisoning tonight pog

Ollie

Finally Smog mirk

My light is coming Tuesday never been so fucking stoked for anything

Ragnar lod’brok

Chad is so cute in this video

Beautiful video guys <3 Keep up all the hard work, your content is awesome

Bombo Mo

Dear lord Scott you cant scare me like that

During the wine segment where the unedited version played and then right after the YouTube version was just kinda crammed in and replayed what just happened was weird

I love it when they get to the point of delirious chattering.

Aakriti G

Why is the editing scuffed is it it just me or what

honestly boys, ( interns included) ya'll are the fucking best for continuing to release content in this shitty fucking lockdown. Means more than you know. These videos are 10\10 worth the money and i would never spend a dime of my hard earned cash on any others cunts. <3 <3 <3

Tish

10/10, im \mental

Abby

So good <3

Chris Taylor

These expensive drinks are bragging rights. I bet you no one drinks these alone.

harm van zon

I've gone 10 insane

More fire incidents?

Nathan

my favourite part of these patreon vids is the struggle in making every intro.

I have aids

mynameisdeez

Ye, there was a post about this vid there, they were bein' some goblins.

Lonk-n-Logs

Shrek on cold ones??

Julian Tangney

Legends, no worries

Layla Saturn

what the fuck is this 360p bullshit

Michael Smith

Monkey tribe forgive ape leaders for long wait of video being posted

Corey Petroff

360pp

my balls are throbbing

vicious

Cum, will it carbonate

Kari Kalliojärvi

Gay Prezoh Bottom Text

5000 dollar whiskey bottle.. Who wants it?? Share share share

JORN

360p video

TRASH MAN

finailly 360p

Much love name"a deez

Touchma Gurcan

Finally more content

Layne

cock and balls

Kari Kalliojärvi

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHGG I HAVE SMOL COG BALL

Samuel James

finally…. 1000 dollar cum

Christopher MacKay

Man the wine sub gonna be pissed over this one

Kenjoda

No one asked

Second, this guys got a small cock^

T-Smokes

nice

piiqt

DEEZ NUTS

Thanks papa

Alex

first

deakhan


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