BAXTYR PRESENTS: SK3L3T0K. A NARRATED SHORT STORY

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(Introduction to the video)

Baxtyr Presents: SK3L3T0K. DARK ELF LINK

(SK3L3T0K:) 1 ,2, 3, 4 Is this thing on? Alright, good. Hello and welcome to the post gentlemen! Greetings, humans of good quality and of.. uh.. exemplary taste or something. What is it you usually say? 

(Baxtyr:) “Perfect. You've got it this time.”

Ahem. Good. I like to pretend Baxtyr and I are one in the same but really, he's the simpleton ero-scribe and I'm Skeletok, lord of... things. Write something smarter there. I don't know? Not dildos you idiot! Wait. Lord of Dildos.. oddly solid. Put that in. Wait, reverse dildos maybe? I think I'm getting too specific about it, we'll put a pin in it and circle back as the soulless say. I'm dictating now, are you typing all of this Baxy? Haha, dick-tate. Don't write that. Anyway, today is the day! I'm releasing my biggest project of the year and its going to put you on the floor harder than Baxtyr that time he *Crash* So yea, Baxtyr is an embarassment to society.

Right. human penis entertainment. A few days back, an infinitely replayable banger from the highest of EDM algorithm heavens descended on my innocent and unwilling, nearly virginal ears. I swear. I was forced, mercilessly, by my inner time-demons (whole nother annoying story but a useful parasite if you could call them that) so yes the time-demons (real thing I swear) forced me to extend this dope-est of recent man-made EDM tracks to five minutes long and then make a killer PMV to go alongside it.

So strap-in your meat rods and let this, my wild ride, consume you. Featuring global favorites Morgpie, Jessica Nigri & Emily never-gonna-fuck Bloom. Accompanied by rising Tiktok, Onlyfans and other matress actors in top clips, picked ripe from all the adult pits of the human interwebs. What a place, degeneracy at its finest.

Ah. Hmm. Fun note: When editing, I try to keep the hair and color palette uniform yet various throughout. I think the effect is notable in this one. Ask them to comment if they agree or something.

It sounds like you just wrote what I  said. You didn't? I'm going to believe you. Moving on.

So the theme is IRL dark elves. But, beneath its crusty shell lies a fascinating fantasy. Similar to that sock over there.

Imagine this while watching.

Skeletok begins a broken ramble about the fantasies he'd like to incept on all of you. Beware his intoxicating tales, they're what fooled me into a timeline altering deal with him.

What are you typing there when I'm not saying anything? Scratch all that. Ahem. Now, in your mind, you're the man in the middle, receiving. In purgatory for now. The moment the pink loading bar completes, ecstasy besets you. Out of the blue, you've linked souls and senses with Emily Bloom. Strapped helpless to that unassuming chair, you feel something weird happening to the two of you, now one. What's this!? It feels like she's getting the blowjob of her life! But she doesn't even have a phallic member, how is this unearthly illusion possible?! Through the mind-bending erotic magic of the dark elves. Of course!

Linked with Emily, the masseuse whispers softly in your ear "If you can now make it through this whole session of ten male orgasms in two minutes without begging to stop... you'll get paid enough to end your career." But, but, by the end, you've now cum eight or nine times alongside Emily and you don't know if she/you can take it much longer. Will you survive this fascinating erotic process? Only you can know so find out now! Haha open your foolish human wallets and type the plastic numbers! Don't write that. This is a smart purchase for the replayability ok? It's a perfect loop, give it a try. So much gain for soooo little time. If she can only endure! Wouldn't that be great.. who knows, maybe it will go on infinitely like my own absurd exestence. Damn those time-demons...

Skeletok clasps his boney hands and slides them against one another.

You don't have to write out my physical actions Baxy boy though I like that one. I'll allow it. Continuing on.

Anyway, can you complete it alongside her? Try your luck today! I know, haha. Funny kink. I swear it's hot when the theme fully kicks in. Hot girls always love to see themselves getting fucked more than anything else, so why shouldn't you get to imagine that too plebian? Emily is also a 100% unfuckable lesbian. This being her most explicit content from 10 years back when she was at mental and physical innocence peak. It is made far more erotic though, through the magic of your own extremely sexual and deranged imagination. The flashing images designed to allure you on screen only provide the track for your uniquely twisted fantasy ride. Jesus you're corrupt. Love it. So yeah, that all makes it extra hot in my fully bona-fide opinion. Haha, bone. Write that one.

So um, yes. In summatum, think of some sci-fi futa, Vulcan mind-meld dark elf fantasy as you watch and listen. If you wish. Or just zonk out to the rolling background bumaluma-dumalama sounds. I love those ones, don't you Baxy?

Skeletok momentarily presses chrome against my skull as if the joke that death is random and unpreventable is just hilarious to him. He waves the piece around carelessly, finally resting it on his exposed unholy temple, slowly scratching bone with chrome and steel. This can't have a good ending.

Your thoughts are yours.. but that was the main idea that spawned while I put this good girl together. Every pixel of footage was cut painstakingly to fit in this 4k seizure-inducing cock-slide extravaganza. Baxtyr here was forced at mental gunpoint to script this out of his busy days running an extremely boring boomer-fulfillment company that mostly just hurts his back so he can continue living here. 

Sidebar, if it ever seems odd that the panels adjust position slightly, it's because Baxtyr is a godless heathen who doesn't know how to get a girlfriend in his 30s. Not cool. Just kidding. It's simply so every little bit of hot action can be fit into a 16:9 film sequence at once or something. Also  I was extremely stoned and admittedly, I like to start creating a video from like, the middle outward. Like a butterfly opening it's wings for the first time only to be crushed under the shiny boot of my inner demons. Curse their undying souls to high hell! Anywho I just wanted to make a cool analogy. I think I'm getting better at it. What do you think incellular friend? Third grade? You flatter me. On the topic of artful editing, little  tiny panel alignment issues always arise near completion but creativity has to start somewhere fellas. Haha, cumpletion. Don't write that. Anyway, Baxtyr here loves scripting, don't you, you little bitch boy.

Skeletok isn't what you'd ever call a nice guy. More of a mean streak anarchist with a predisposition for taking out his comedic vengeance on unlucky bystanders like myself. Honestly, the only reason I assume he's male is because he's always asking if I want to "ride the bone train." Maybe I still shouldn't assume.

Catch up now Mr. Bax are you slow physically or just mentally?

Don't write that. Anyway, Baxtyr here loves scripting, don't you, you little bitch boy. Did I say that already? Well we can edit it out in post.

Skeletok is truly a douche but I can't deny his editing skills are... otherworldly.. I need him if I'm ever going to upgrade from this rat existence.

Folks, I debate keeping everything uniform and easy by swapping to DaVinci Resolve your own problems because there's no tech support" but something about the iPhone personality of a Premiere project keeps me coming back to make more crispy edits for all of you fine meat sacks.

 I've been trying to capture that essence I established in Angels & Demons without spending 300 hours wading through clips and adjustments and re-renders. That project got so congested I could barely stand to edit it by the end. I need to download more ram before I attempt something so long again. That size project taught me plenty and I've combined my learnings this time into hypnotizing your balls off at a high frequency, with this lengthy PMV & action script project. Warm up and fire up this bad boy if you dare, you won't last until the end because it doesn't have one! Not if I have something to do with it!

Skeletok cackles maniacally and fires a shot through the spot where his right cheek should be, laughing at a joke that must only be funny to immortals, his soulless eyes dart toward me a few times expecting me to finally crack. That left a hole in my wall. My landlord is going to kill me.

This project took over 60 hours but I wish it could've gone longer, so fun to make these. I sincerely hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.

Skeletok bows in a menacingly polite manner, slyly revealing his tooth-only grin on the way up. He handles the microphone as if addressing an audience of thousands in his fractured yet undeniably witty mind. He's gotta be old. What defines age to one that doesn't? A fearsome challenge for him to ponder that must be.

If you read this whole thing I applaud you gents.

Skeletok reaches inside his empty head and mimes the motion of removing his own brain.

This is your brain on drugs! 

Haha. That one got me. He could do standup. It would kill.

Haha, no but for real, for real. My brain seems to think this video is the hottest thing since sliced bread so let me know your favorite part in the comments.. I love the demon eye part. Can you find it? It came to me in a dream about firey redheads. So let me know that

or that I'm a delusional trashfire editor who should throw the whole thing out including myself, which SK3L3T0K wouldn't allow but I wouldn't mind.

What are you typing or are you just slow? That's all.

DARK ELF LINK available now to Patreon tier 2 subs and higher. You get all that down meat slave? I need their dollars for my world domination project. I can't even afford to uber to my tailor and everyone looks at me funny on the bus. Walking sucks! We need a car you incel! Anyway DARK ELF LINK - I just love saying that, it will be released in a few days for standard subs and then in 1-2 months completely free to the masses. Dark Lord have mercy on these human money-less souls. They don't know they'll be going to heaven and back on this one. Rustle the couch cushions for nine doubloons and a Spanish nickel and I'll put out like you've never felt before baby.

Skeletok leans forward and turns his head while grinning, I think he's trying to wink? At least life isn't so boring these days. Hopefully we can get a few months out of this place before the time-demons (if they actually exist) make him go berserk on this roommate too.

In summatum, checkmate godless atheists. See you in hell!

Skeletok bows again, this time with absurd grace and form, his body contorting into a slinky as an added flourish.

"Are you stuck?"

I'm fine. I'll unwind naturally in about half an hour. This feels good I swear.

Now a comfortable head on a pile of bones, the delusional Skeleton continues for another twenty minutes as I pretend to type. blah blah, 1 2 3 4. Winds howling.

Alright, good ending point. If they don't like that one I don't like them. Take 23 and a half, cut. That should do it. Read that back and don't leave anything out. Your human scribbling makes my flame conniptions flare up. Stop writing fool that was the end!

Okay. Now that we have it written, have my Ai generated voice say it. And use the techno voice it sounds cool. What do you mean that sounded cooler coming from me? Are you trying to suck my balls baxy boy? Because though I have none, it's definitely working. Come here you crusty sock. Come ride the bone train! Do you want to ride the bone train? I stole that one from the worst episode of Rick and Morty. The god awful one with John Oliver. I was so glad when he died.

One day. I'll be rid of him. And then?... I'll get my revenge.

No he won't :}