Do You Like My Biceps (Short Story)

Do You Like My Biceps?

Written By: SteeleBlazer

I have a question for all the boys out there reading this.

            Do you like my biceps?

I know I just love my biceps!

Look at me flexing, I’m jacked!

They’re huge, they’re the size of bowling balls, and I bet they really do just bowl all you boys over, don’t they…

And in case anyone is wondering, yeah, my arms are bigger than my boyfriend’s — but that’s because I took his biceps.

That’s right, I stole his biceps and they’re mine now!

Why?

Simple — because, while I loved his biceps, I knew I’d love having his biceps and his strength and all his muscles even more… And guess what?

I was right. I love being bigger and stronger — not just bigger and stronger than him, but bigger and stronger than all you boys.

Because I know all you boys wish you had muscles like mine, as big, and as strong, and as hard as mine… And maybe some of you do have muscles like mine… But for how much longer? Because, boys, with all the options a girl has these days to get her hands on muscles, don’t be surprised if you all wind up wimpy like my boyfriend.

So be careful, boys, because the next time a pretty girl says to you she can’t wait to get her hands on your muscles, or that she wants your body… she might mean that in a way you never, ever expected, and before you know it — and ever suspected it — she’s now bulging and brimming with big, hunky, studly muscles, while you’re all siphoned and fizzled out and are just a skinny, wimpy dud, defused of all your muscles.

And you better believe I’m not stretching the truth — just look at my biceps and see how they stretch my sleeves, and this was my boyfriend’s shirt… and it’s now too small… But if you still don’t believe me, just google “Succubus” and read about all the women who bought their perfumes and lotions, and all the hunky men they drained into skinny, simpering simps while they transformed into muscle goddesses…

Or read about how women are using fitness trackers like Wimp-Bits to make their boyfriends and husbands — or any other significant other — do all the heavy lifting and hard work to get their hardbodies — all without even lifting a finger or breaking a sweat… While of course their significant other gets siphoned and drained of their size and strength and becomes not so significant…

And I guess after that happens he won’t be doing the heavy lifting anymore, and he’s more likely to be broken in half even trying to lift the small pink weights than breaking a sweat… but when you take all your man’s gains there is no downside… at least for us ladies… You boys better get used to the downsizing though.

Because us girls are upgrading and expanding and taking over — and of course taking all your muscles.

Don’t believe me? Just ask my boyfriend and he’ll tell you it’s true…

He’ll also tell you how much he loves my biceps…

And he should love them — they used to be his after all… But we both agree they look so much better on me…

Even if he found it a tad crushing when I first took his biceps from him.

So tell me boys…

Do you like my biceps?