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Death by Snu Snu (Short story... micro really)

Added 2024-12-26 22:06:46 +0000 UTC

Death by Snu Snu:
The Disappearance of Gabe Lorenzo

Written By SteeleBlazer

The following is a transcription of the last known communication from Gabe Lorenzo, missing and presumed deceased:

Transcribed Messages:

10:23 PM
Gabe: Hey Bro I’m Getting Snu Snu Tonight!

10:27 PM
Friend: Congrats bro!
10:28 PM
Friend: Death by Snu Snu!!

8:14 AM (Next Morning)
Friend: How was it??

12:37 PM (Same Day)
Friend: Bro?
Friend: You ALIVE?!!!

9:20 AM (Two Days Later)
Friend: What a way to go... You lucky SOB!

These were the last known messages from Gabe Lorenzo. He has not been seen or heard from since. (The name of his friend has been redacted to protect the innocent.) If anyone recognizes the women in the photograph, please contact authorities immediately. Do not attempt to flirt with or pick up the women yourself—they might pick you up and you could suffer a similar fate. His sudden disappearance has left friends and family speculating about the events of that fateful but most likely Snu Snu filled night.

Let this serve as a cautionary tale to men everywhere: the dangers of spending a night of snu snu with let alone one, but two Amazonian women with big, buff, beautiful muscles are very real. It’s all fun and games until someone’s hip breaks… but then again, what a way to go!