taylor titmouse

"Hear ye, hear ye..."

Added 2025-02-11 01:25:47 +0000 UTC

"For crimes against our fair community, the wizard Cadogan is hereby sentenced to public service!"
Ugh. 'Crimes'. Nobody was using those bones.

none of you are surprised that cadogan has once again run away with the poll.

literally. half of you knew this would happen as soon as you saw cadogan on the board. what's actually REALLY funny is--you see that little green sliver next to all that pink?--you didn't think what came in second place had a chance in hell. rosaline with the knight of thorns only got 6 predictive votes, despite being fairly popular in its own right.

but you know what else?

this poll was rigged.

i will admit to minor collusion with a friend of mine who's on the $10 tier; when i make the poll from your suggestions, i send them the options so they won't unwittingly double up before sending me their own. seeing that there were no other cadogan options, they put one in, knowing it would win, as it has for the past 4 months. what makes this really funny is that, despite doing this for two years, this is the first time it actually worked out and they won.

so in light of that, i will try to make time for a rosaline/knight of thorns illustration as well, since there's been clear desire for it in the past few polls. it's always come pretty close.

also this technically isn't the exclusive. the one where he's getting fucked will be, because that makes more sense lol.