Hey, Moe!
Added 2017-06-20 02:12:54 +0000 UTCYou may have seen this over the weekend. I won Most Comedic at the Oklahoma City Burlesque Festival on Saturday! I now have a golden buffalo. Woo hoo! I performed my very classic showgirl number. It was a wonderfully curated event. And I fucking won.
OMGorn! I WON!
I named the buffalo Moe. I want more prizes like this. I love the nonsense of it all. I can learn to dust if I can fill my mantle with these ridiculous things and Kings bobbleheads.
YOU helped. Your support helps me do stuff like this. I appreciate the encouragement and your contribution to me as a performer. If you were nearby, I'd let you touch Moe's golden balls. (Yes, this buffalo has balls.)
