Rick and Morty 5x8 - Poll!

If I had to pick one I guess the big fight that led to my parent's divorce... that or the time time I threw up on stage as M.C. for a local play. Don't remember what play it was or why it needed an M.C., just remember the vomiting and people watching me do it...

aaron harris

I've already forgotten far to many memories, but if I could remove some memories I have a few I'd get rid of no question. I used to have what might be the worlds second worst job when I was between 26-28 I was an Animal Advocate, I was expecting to be boots on the ground sign my petition guy but instead it was my job to scrub the internet for stories and videos of animal abuse, some of which was labeled "art". I stuck this out for 2 years and for 2 years I cried so much it literally burned my face, I'd punch out and go die for hours a day until I finally figured out that it was killing me, I gained weight I still haven't lost years later, I still have a hard time crying and I still have PTSD.

Crispy_Gin

The first time I tried to trim. I was just a teenager with a scissor. I said it was the jeans zipper’s fault.

Caio Cardoso

Back in 7th or 8th grade, over 15 years ago, my friends and I were totally hyped for Yu-Gi-Oh! I never had luck when buying booster packs, but one time i got a rare card in it. The Gate Guardian. Not a good one, but it was used in the anime, so i thought, it was cool. I brought it with me in school and showed it to my friends. The same day this card disappeared. A day later, one of my classmates showed a card he got from a booster pack. It was, you guessed it, the Gate Guardian. The same one. I ended up doing something stupid. Another classmate convinced me, to steal it back. Though that classmate was more interested in his other cards. We were caught and our homeroom teacher gave us the speech of her live. My mother was like: Ok son, no Simpsons today. Here your cards. I just want to forget that incident.

Ethaya

Everything I’ve experienced has made me who I am today, good and the bad. I wouldn’t take a part of that away, learning and evolving from mistakes is the whole point of life, remove you learning from a mistake and you’re bound to do it again.

Kyle Simpson

We’ve all been that cringe teenager.

Ark

When I was like in 2nd grade, our class was at the swimming pool. When it ended I was the last one in the changing room because I was embarrassed getting naked in front of my guy classmates. To my dismay I was about to go through something much worse because of this decision. I was scared the teachers will leave me there so I started to panic. I was fully naked at this point and had to get my shoes that I stupidly left under a radiator in a place that connected to a perpendicular changing room with no doors in between. However, noises started to emerge from the second room. Girl noises. Oh yes, girls from a different class came and settled in the room. I had to think fast. I wraped a towel around my waist and with maximum speed tried to yank the boots without alerting them. The exact opposite happened. As I bent over to grab the shoes my towel fell down. And there I stood. A naked 8 year old kid, clutching his shoes in his hands, desperately trying to cover up his dick. It was probably the first dick about a dozen girls saw in their life. I run away, putting on clothes with the speed of light, haunted by laughter and shocked squeals. The next day, one of the girls asked me if I am the guy and I just said NOPE and walked the hell away. I like to tell myslef she bought it, because no one ever brought it up again. But sometimes I wonder if they still remember me... and my dick. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

I wouldn't erase the big heavy stuff, because I think those things make a person who they are. However I would erase the stupid small stuff, like the embarrassing thing you did or said in 7th grade that you dwell on in the middle of the night.

Kyle S

No because I’m an EXTREMELY curious person and I want to know everything, I hate it when mysteries and questions are unanswered in shows and stuff, so I wouldn’t erase any memories even if I wish whatever it was never happened, especially if someone else remembered it, but I didn’t, I can’t let other people remember things that I don’t!! THEY CAN’T BE ALLOWED TO EXIST!! I NEED TO KNOW ALL!!

Arc_099_

This is the poll that made me a patreon, YES when I was a kid and I mean like 4, I was at daycare and while there I had to use the restroom, I was dumb and didn’t think, I then proceeded to shit myself and I thought I was growing a tail, so of course I tried to shove it back in and it broke, I shit myself that day, and didn’t grow a tail.

Roxo

I'd erase my memory of Black Sails so I can experience it's greatness for the first time again.

C-Dubble

Rather go back in time to remove the event that caused the bad memory. That way no one remembers.

Barry

One time in elementary school I shit my pants. And instead of going home to change or even just destroying my boxers, *I blamed it on another kid* (told my friends he shat his pants and I sat close to him all morning, hence the smell transferred to me). I think they all caught on by lunchtime...

Danny King

I would like to Forget The Travesty Thats Is The New He-Man Series I just watched last week and wish id leave a mental note not to watch it.

Skeletor

Every time I have said you too to a mavis theater employee before watching a movie

Hunter Maynard

I dont even know where to start xD If I could delete my memories I would delete at least 30% of my school memories (got bullied) and I would delete my memory of the best movies and games I know so I can experience them again

Yuion

Very relatable, tmi though.

_Crimson_Fkr_

Yes, that's why I drink

Josh Bornman

I would erase my memory of buying my first car, got a chrysler 300 S thinking I was the shit and looked good as hell with the big ass front nose but goddamn did it turn out to be a piece of shit purchase and a complete waste of money, I feel like douchebag driving it, what's worst is that I had the option of getting a really nice mkz or a genesis g90 but nah I chose the one with the cheapest interior just cuz of the way it looked on the outside lol, my dad should of chosen for me tbh

jose giron

no but there are some i would like removed from other people's memories ... no prob if i remember, i can jist not tell anyone (like now)

Hearing all of your memories made me feel much better honestly. My most embarassing memory involves me peeing myself out of fear. I tried returning a lost item to a man without anyone noticing (it was during a circus event and I didn't want to interrupt) but he noticed me after I put it down next to him and thought I was trying to steal it instead. The moment of shock was terrifying and I darted out of there. Luckily nobody noticed my accident and I was able to make a quick escape home.

Jan1800

Accidentally tipping my desk over with me still sitting in it my 3rd day of high school.

If I’m a air head and if all the air is remove would I remember having all the air removed?

Matthew’s First Name

getting locked in a restroom and getting pushed into a rose bush

spencer

No, I wouldn't erase memories because I already forget a lot of stuff. I dont want to lose even more memories

DRAGON BALL GT... nuff said lol

buddha bling

I wish I could erase the memory of the Incest baby. Naruto will never be the same.

I would like to erase one or two memories, but only if I can also erase the memories of anyone else who knows about them too.

ScarlettMi

No, I don't have one and I and I don't know if that if that is weird or if should feel lucky.

A particularly unpleasant relationship I was in, I could do without any of that.

Kevin Bartelen

When I lived at home my mom came in unannounced every 7-8 months and cleans… she found my deeply hidden sex toys. I came home from work to the coolest conversation.

TinCan Cosmanaut

I once shat myself right before the exam. And bathroom had no toilet paper. And the booth's doors were so high that people could literally see your junk through the closed door as you sit there. It somehow work out tho.

Oleg

Yes being a huge Zelda fan I would like to erase my memory of playing breath of the wild so I can have my first experience of this game all over again

i would erase watching my favorite cartoon gravity falls so i can watch it blind all over again.

megalazyguy

Its kinda petty but I would erase the memory of buying something for way too much only to have it immediately go on sale the next day for 75% off.

TrixieTurner

I have a real answer that would be much too sad, so I guess playing Red Dead Redemption II so I could play it again for the first time

Mr. Spice

I want to erase my memory of voting in this poll. Wait.. did I vote in this poll ? I guess it worked....

Rime Pendragon

When I was a kid I used to bully a kid because he was fat. It's been more than a decade of randomly remembering those moments and feeling shame of myself

Yil

I’d like to erase the memory of seeing endgame in the cinema, so I could experience it again for the first time.

Charlie James Verey

I want to say yes, but if it wasnt for that memory wouldn't learn my lesson regarding wasting money on bad influences.

Joel

IT'S A TRAP!

MarkIsDaBoss

This one time at Band Camp…

SonOfDarkHelmet

The question i put in the QnAs was a trap. I am not falling for my own trap SUKAAASSSSS

Dip602

This is probably the easiest poll ever

ChiefChill