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Bad news, everyone. Our cat Bart has finally figured out how to get on our kitchen island. We've had to spend the entire day catproofing our whole kitchen set-up, but nothing has worked. We admit defeat to the cat and just have accepted that he will just get his gross feet and butt and cat hair all over our shit. Luckily, our other cat Pickle is content with just watching his sworn blood brother wreck our lives like this and doesn't want to join him in this mayhem. But Bart? Bart will never be satisfied in his quest for new heights at which to inconvenience us.
See you on Friday!
Comments
Wouldn't it be funny if Dakota and Clover turn out to be a kick ass photography team? We know that Clover has a good artistic eye, and Dakota has shown several hidden talents, so why not?
Richard J. Pugh
2023-03-02 17:29:26 +0000 UTCTinfoil works. I've been meaning to try leaving a cucumber out to see what my cats thought of it....
Valley Dweller
2023-02-27 19:18:13 +0000 UTCAnd I can't even find it on the Wayback machine.
Opus the Poet
2023-02-27 19:12:42 +0000 UTCBart deserves the world and all the countertop goodies *nod nod*
AFrickinDwarf
2023-02-27 04:41:44 +0000 UTCThere used to be a website from a girl I know about the brown plastic packaging tape monster, about how she taught her cat not to jump on the counter.
Opus the Poet
2023-02-27 04:40:36 +0000 UTCI love how Suria couldn’t get naked fast enough.
StLOrca
2023-02-27 04:00:20 +0000 UTCI agree with the others, tinfoil. After a few times of jumping on it, they usually stop trying to get on the counter.
TotesNotThea
2023-02-27 02:51:35 +0000 UTCSounds just like something a cat would do😂. At least he’s healthy
Kam Kam
2023-02-27 02:50:24 +0000 UTCTinfoil. Cats hate the feeling of it.
Goliath
2023-02-27 02:35:20 +0000 UTCSee this is why you gotta get that cat to be nice and chonky! My big fella is still healthy, can jump, but not counter top height unless he's absolutely zonked out on catnip. He's a little round, though i think it's most muscle since he's a larger cat to begin with.
Oli Platt
2023-02-27 02:19:51 +0000 UTCI'm apprehensive about potential fallout on Lizzie. Leaks would have more consequences for her :/ Is catproofing something ever truly possible? The laws of physics cannot be broken except by them
Quadrant
2023-02-27 02:15:27 +0000 UTCHave you tried tinfoil on the counters? Scares the bejezus out of em when cats hop up and find something they werent expecting
2023-02-27 02:11:43 +0000 UTC"Bad news, our cat Bart..." OH NO "... is planting his wretched nuisance anus on every surface of the house" Oh
Michel Gerencir
2023-02-27 02:10:16 +0000 UTC
