Normally, Adam would’ve been thrilled to have his girlfriend show up at his dorm room doorway wearing little more than some underwear. However, today she seemed quite upset, and the fact that she was wearing men’s underwear with what looked like a distinctive male bulge made him think this visit wasn’t going to be a pleasant one.
“How the hell did we swap genitals?” His girlfriend Christina asked.
“We - we didn’t,” Adam stuttered before checking to make sure everything was where it should be, “Yeah, I’m - I’m all in once piece.”
“Well, then who the hell’s dick is this? I was lucky you left some underwear in my room last time you were over. God knows I couldn’t wear any of my own like this!”
And just then they heard a masculine scream, “Where’d it go? Where the hell is my dick?”
“Is that Walter?” Christina asked, “Ugh, please don’t tell me this is HIS dick.”