Mark walked out of his bedroom and into the apartment’s living room to find his roommate William in there, doing yoga with his butt up in the air. Mark groaned; he hated when William did this.
“Oh, hey,” William said looking back to see Marc, “I thought you were out with your girlfriend.”
“Oh, come on,” Mark sighed, “You know we broke up.”
“I thought you were trying to make it work. She was cute.”
“That’s because you ARE her, or you ARE each other. Or whatever. The fact that the Great Shift swapped you two into each other’s bodies was really hard on me.”
“Hard on you? Come on, dude! Imagine what it was like for me to find myself with you on top of me!” William paused, “But it wasn’t all bad. You know, if you ever wanted to pound this pussy again. It’s right here.”
“That’s weird. Besides, what would Lea think about us doing that with her body.”
“This ain’t her body anymore, dude! It’s mine! And if I want to fuck you or anybody else, well, she doesn’t have a say in it anymore. I didn’t ask a single thing about what you two did with body after the Shift and before you broke up!”
“Nothing happened! Like I said, it was too weird! And this isn’t much better!”